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Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*checks daycare app every second*

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Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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*is intolerable*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*does yoga, thinks other people care*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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*literally wears baby all the time*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*has professional maternity photos and professional newborn photos*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*keeps child within 5 feet at all times, doesn't know why child won't sleep*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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*brings child to local 'mommy group'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*has child that won't get social security*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*forces family to subscribe to photo repository because if they want one photo, they want several million per day*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*sends obnoxiously large birth announcement magnet*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
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Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*brings 2 month old to movie at 7pm, says 'he'll be fine!'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*had gender reveal party*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*checks pinterest on iphone*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*answers questions about kids by starting the sentence with 'We'*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*buys SUV, thinks they will keep it clean*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*uses dumb poo poo baby talk*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*IS THE WORST*

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry

CassandraZara posted:

I don't know why this thread is still open, forums user Dollas summed it up completely.

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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bradzilla posted:

*refuses epidural*

*screams bloody murder for epidural 2 minutes into labor*

*doesn't shut up about 'drug free pregnancy'*

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Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
*thinks big bang theory is funny*

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