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*checks daycare app every second*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:53 |
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*is intolerable*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:18 |
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*does yoga, thinks other people care*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:19 |
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*literally wears baby all the time*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:20 |
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*has professional maternity photos and professional newborn photos*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:22 |
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*keeps child within 5 feet at all times, doesn't know why child won't sleep*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:23 |
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*brings child to local 'mommy group'*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:24 |
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*has child that won't get social security*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:26 |
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*forces family to subscribe to photo repository because if they want one photo, they want several million per day*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:27 |
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*sends obnoxiously large birth announcement magnet*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:30 |
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*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:31 |
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*posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo* *posts photo*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:32 |
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*brings 2 month old to movie at 7pm, says 'he'll be fine!'*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:35 |
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*had gender reveal party*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:36 |
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*checks pinterest on iphone*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:37 |
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*answers questions about kids by starting the sentence with 'We'*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:38 |
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*buys SUV, thinks they will keep it clean*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:42 |
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*uses dumb poo poo baby talk*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:44 |
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*IS THE WORST*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 17:44 |
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CassandraZara posted:I don't know why this thread is still open, forums user Dollas summed it up completely.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 04:50 |
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bradzilla posted:*refuses epidural* *doesn't shut up about 'drug free pregnancy'*
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 17:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:53 |
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*thinks big bang theory is funny*
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 00:14 |