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*one day reads a blog about the nutritional benefits of infant belly button lint* *decides this can't be any more crazy than those people eating placenta* *has a taste* *has another taste* *has bb roll on the floor and in piles of laundry so as to produce more lint* *every day demand more lint from bb to satisfy yr craving for nutritional benefits* *keeps this a secret as u feel others wouldn't understand until one day yr having a bb play date and notice yr friend giving their child raspberries on their bb belly* *confess yr new love of bb belly button lint to yr raspberry friend* *the courts award yr child to raspberry friend for reporting u to the police and u end up dying of bb belly button lint withdrawals* *raspberry friend now has 2 supplies of bb lint*
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 22:49 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 08:59 |
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*has a hover board*
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 04:30 |