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*doesn't send kids to daycare because other kids are bad influences* *lets them do whatever on youtube/twitch*
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Chomp8645 posted:No joke my coworker's sister is going through a divorce and one of the things that sparked it was when their young daughter said something about her "other daddy" in front of both her parents. Apparently real dad already suspected mom was cheating and the kid refused to say anymore when pressed so he took it as stone cold evidence. Jesus. We should tattoo people like that like they did in the old days. CPS comes by, takes the kids and brands their foreheads. Only instead of "horse thief" or w/e it's "drat fine parenting!" If we're gonna let kids do whatever on the internet, let's go full Snow Crash with it.
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May 25, 2017 22:53
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Imagine if Venus and Serena's dad had been really in to MMA instead. He'd probably be a duo with Joe Rogan by now.
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May 25, 2017 23:27
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Charming. An argument for vocels.
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May 25, 2017 23:36
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"We put Jai'dyyyn in the centrifuge twice a day."
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May 25, 2017 23:41
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Rutibex posted:i just got one of these for dear little Hayden, for the vitamins
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May 25, 2017 23:50
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etalian posted:*Buys only child 1001 different types of toys* Not having kids, I still don't understand this one. Is it about them fitting in with peers who also have phones - expensive ones, too - or is it just some kind of Helicopter-Parent tracking device for their purposes?
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May 29, 2017 19:14
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Like, holy poo poo. I would not let a six year old just get on the internet unsupervised. Jesus loving hell in a hand grenade.Literally A Person posted:Both, and an alternative to Thorazine.
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May 29, 2017 19:16
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Literally A Person posted:Yes, it's a $7 GI Joe. If you look at toys' prices now versus around 20 years ago it's pretty ridiculous. Action figures selling for like 16 bux plus tax? I wouldn't have had many action figures as a kid.
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May 29, 2017 21:57
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Literally A Person posted:Marketing people know millennial parents will buy them so they can secretly collect in the guise of buying presents for their children.  hooooolyyy poo poo that's exactly what I would do!
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May 29, 2017 22:15
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Took Fenix to the craft brewery for this awesome folk set. Had some great local craft brews with choice eats. Smoked sriracha maple bacon with local micro greens on a toasted peasant bread bun. Off to my shantala infant massage class all, namaste *breaks in to your home and kills you before debating whether to smother the seed or give it to a pack of wolves, perchance to be raised feral*
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May 30, 2017 20:04
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Literally A Person posted:*has nervous breakdown when child is 18 and expects parent to pay for all necessary life expenses because un-school was unaccredited and was in no way a pipeline to a college or trade school* Time to join the church/army!
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May 30, 2017 21:07
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B. Birdsworth posted:Not to rag on "massage therapists" who practice on literal babies but after polling my half-dozen friends who are pediatricians, literally not one of them thinks this is an actual serious problem. Neglect is one thing, but not doing tummy time isn't going to result in "massive developmental delay" unless there are other problems going on. Why would you need a massage if you haven't even developed muscles 
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*kid never gets to ride in the back of the truck*
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