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Infant's first toy: iPad
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Infant's first tattoo: iPad
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May 13, 2017 04:30
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*can't teach kid to drive because they never got their own license*
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May 13, 2017 04:58
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*watches baby web cam all day while in the same room as baby*
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May 13, 2017 06:09
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*kid never ventures out of the house alone until he is 18 because there are child rapists hiding behind every bush*
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May 14, 2017 01:37
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Kid shows a talent for sports. Parent is deeply ashamed.
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May 14, 2017 03:50
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*circumcises the kid, ironically*
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May 15, 2017 02:15
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*buys the child toys and video games* *plays with them more than they do* Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 07:12 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 18, 2017 03:27
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The kid's birthday parties have no food or drink because every kid has 15 allergies.
Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 12:21 on May 26, 2017 |
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May 26, 2017 03:58
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Ugg
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May 26, 2017 04:19
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What happens to these retard babies if they don't get any professional help? Do they just drag themselves around on their rear end until they graduate college?
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May 30, 2017 12:27
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Be careful what you wish for. One day, the feral forest people will come out of the trees and conquer us all.
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Jun 2, 2017 07:27
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Then Mother Nature will rule with her children and all will be well One kid will carve a fidget spinner out of oak and civilisation will be hosed all over again.
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Jun 2, 2017 15:55
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How much of a degenerate gambling addict do you have to be to roll the dice on whether your kid shits all over your $2000 couch.
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Jun 3, 2017 03:14
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*Facebook goes down* *Doesn't bother to change the baby's clothes for a week*
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Jun 4, 2017 10:39
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*boy starts playing with a toy truck* *parent dives and slaps it out of his hand like it was a live grenade*
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Jun 11, 2017 04:22
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