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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i just remembered pence was anally penetrated by a horse on at least on verifiable occassion

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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My Cuck Dad posted:

Yup, Loki swapped gender all the drat time, including giving birth to Sleipnir.

I shudder to think what the love child of Pence and a horse would look like.

maybe pence swaps gender when he's being penetrated by 18 inches of pulsing raw horse meat

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Flavius Belisarius posted:

this is the group for if *checks notes* mike pence hosed a horse


well this is embarassing

no, sorry, this is the group for mike pence definitely hosed a horse, the if mike pence hosed a horse group has been cancelled, because mike pence hosed a horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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fucks horses op

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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remembered

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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dp you think the secret service will wait until the horse cums to tell pence hes now the president

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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e e horse cummings

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Xand_Man posted:

It's true

Merely an illusion we experience when we observe Mike Pence moving in the horse cock continuum

mike pence's rectum is a flat circle

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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today i remembered

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Tastykake posted:

wow, its been weeks since i thought about mike pence, the vice president of the united states, kneeling down on a barnyard floor with a prizewinning stallion nutting in his rear end

i still remember that mike pence nuzzles horse cock before he accepts it into his willing puckered rectum, just not as frequently as i used to

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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happy Mother's day

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i remembered

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Xand_Man posted:

Who in the what now?

mike pence. the current as of this writing vice president. he has copulated with horses and they have ejaculated into his colon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Duscat posted:

https://twitter.com/madhukishwar/status/1142978945349849088

show this to mike pence and he'll look at Mother with brand new eyes

nah itll be like the uncanny valley to him

uncanny ol cowskull gulch?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Chokes McGee posted:

Hmm. IIRC Mike Pence fucks horses

can someone confirm

yes, he does

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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neigh

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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kentucky.com

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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today i was once again reminded that mike pence's belly and gut is full of horse nut

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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bump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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this dude still running? naked in the barnyard?

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mike pence is getting the human centipede surgery to sew a horse dick into his rear end and mouth

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