bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse

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fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

UrbicaMortis posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/igorbobic/status/966702973765214208?p=v

undeniable evidence that mike pence rapes(horses)

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 23:07

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:02

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Nichael posted:

I just remembered, Mike Pence is Vice President and he ejaculates in horses.

underneath horses, friend; the horses ejaculate in mike pence

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 13:25

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

no, vice president michael pence could never be satisfied by a mere pony

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 17:33

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

guys, get this:

i just remembered (that mike pence [vice president of the united states] power bottoms horses)

# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 19:15

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

heard the news today and thought, oh boy, if trump is impeached, we'll have the horsefucker in chief (mike pence, who even now lies prostrate on the ground, his prostate rammed with horse dick), and he'll be worse

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 03:55

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

an actual dog posted:

mike pence
belly and gut
full of horse nut

amen

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 21:37

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Flavius Belisarius posted:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 01:23

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

doomsday economics talked about eating horse meat and i remembered

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 20:35

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

(that mike pence is hosed by horses, regularly)

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 20:36

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

guests talkin bout horse dildos and i remembered

# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 17:59

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

The Nastier Nate posted:

I�m thinking of a guy I went to high school with who went to an ivy and is now a lawyer and a real FYGM republican, which isn�t unusual. The funny part is he�s one of these never Trumpers who think this whole Trump thing is a phase, can�t wait for Mike Pence to become president and that eventually the reincarnation of conservative hero Ronald Reagan is gonna ride in on a white horse and restore the GOP to the slightly less racist version of the party they were in 1985.

saw this post, thought about how surprised this here dude will be, when mike pence rides in under said white horse...

# ¿ May 6, 2018 06:58

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Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

# ¿ May 13, 2018 19:19

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

he (mike pence, horsefucking vice president of these united state's) calls his wife "mother" because on this day alone he will engage in coitus with a non-equine being, albeit only after a herd of stallions runs a train on his prolapsed anus

# ¿ May 13, 2018 22:01

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Feranon posted:

yesterday it was a horse trailer driving by my office, today it's an amish carriage

it's like the universe itself wants to make sure i never forget

thank u universe

allahu akbar

:horse:

# ¿ May 17, 2018 04:30

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

the root posted:

5. The Horse. The name of one of the horses carrying Prince Harry and Meghan was Tyrone. Coincidence? I think not.

mike pence doesn't usually go for black horses, but for royalty he'll make an exception

# ¿ May 20, 2018 19:48

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

thinkin bout dem horses

# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 20:34

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

2019:

Vice President Michael Pence Indicted for Corruption in Bizarre "Horsegape" Scandal

He embezzled millions to fund his sex life-with prizewinning stallions!

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 21:25

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

actually they want to gently caress the horse

I remembered.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 17:06

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an actual dog posted:

Mike Pence!

Belly and Gut!

Full of Horse Nut!

our v p mike pence
has a belly and gut full
of hot fresh horse nut

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 22:10

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

if a horse fucks mike pence and pulls out, does it even count?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 15:58

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

i am in a permanent state of remembrance

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 02:49

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

i;m thinkin biout htat horse

# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 04:08

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

My Cuck Dad posted:

I have hosed
the stallion
that was in
the stable

and which
you were probably
saving
for breeding

Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so hard

# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 02:00

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Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1023630445366464513

im p pissed @ this, captain shang CLEARLY fell in love with mulan (while he knew her as ping), mulan's love at tah,t time was purely for her family, friends, and country!!!!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 17:13

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obviously vice president michael pence was too enamored with the supporting cast--the horse--to be able to pay attention to the film as it was presented

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 17:14

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Teal posted:

mike pence ruined porn for me

every time I see a human rump I remember mike pence, getting ploughed by a horse, loving every second of it

you have Ascended. only the Piss Tape remains for you now.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 17:41

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

been a while since i thought about mike pence, and all the horses who've hosed him (a lot)

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 03:43

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Mayor Dave posted:

I'm bumping this thread for the simple reason that I remembered just how much Mike pence loves getting hosed by horses, and it really is just that simple

im quoting this post because i, too, have remembered, and this happens to be the absolute, 100% truth

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 01:32

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guys, have you ever considered, that even right now, as i post this, mike pence--vice president of the united states of america--is laying on the floor of a stable, straw pressed into his bare, sweaty skin, thinking happily about the immense quantity of horse jizz sloshing around inside of him?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 05:24

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crazy cloud posted:

mike pence: his rear end and his gut
brimming with fresh-squeezed horse nut

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 01:31

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Yinlock posted:

lie detectors don't work on pence, he only gets excited by leave it to beaver marathons and horse buttholes

saw this intensely incorrect post, that failed to accurately describe the manner of vice president michael pence's horse-lust, and i remembered

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 21:43

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Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 12:17

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

few things? mike pence lives for nothing else

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 16:21

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hes probably out there, kneeling in a stable, right now..,,.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 01:00

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Brings a smile to my face to think about how many miles of horse dick Mike Pence has taken in his rectum

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 12:20

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:02

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rockstar employees are bent over a barrel by their bosses to render shrinking horse nuts. meanwhile, mike pence--the vice president of the united states of america--is bent over a barrel by a horse to empty the horse's nuts.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 00:49

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