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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
he hosed that horse

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
there is no depth to both his rear end in a top hat cavity or his moral depravity

im talking about our horsefucker vice president MIKE PENCE

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
mike pence's wife is tired of his constant whistling in public

she thinks he is oogling other women and has forbidden him to be alone with one

but its just his distended multi perforated anus making the noise

from all the horse sex he has in secret

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
miles of horsecock plodded their path in the destroyed yet alive (like Jesus) anal oval office of Vice President of the United States, Michael Pence

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Best Giraffe posted:

reagan, the horse, regularly fucks mike pence, the vice president, just like reagan, the actor, hosed all of america, the country

reagan also hosed horses

like our current vice president michael pence

or rather

our current vice president michael pence fucks horses like his mentor garbage former and thankfully dead President of the United States, Ronald "ponylord" Reagan

Top City Homo has issued a correction as of 01:55 on Oct 4, 2017

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Duscat posted:

hello i am from the distant future i saw your thread and you might be interested to know that in the year 24096 every elementary school child is taught that mike pence was buried inside a horse, with another horse inside him

i would be most surprised if the fact that the ancient devil and neuro-defective Vice President of the former United States of America hosed horses and or was hosed by horses was not the only topic of discussion from the Year of the Universal Peace of the Neo-Soviet Man to the glorious Year of Unanimity In Joyous Effort of 24096

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

crazy cloud posted:

What's goin on with zdr? What's the drama? All i know is that the vpotus was hosed in his butthole by a horse.

he was banished by the bishop much like the copious amount of horse nutt from vice president Pence's distended anus

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

crazy cloud posted:

Mike Pence doesn't care for horse pussy,
he hungers
for stallion nutt
in his mouth
and butt

never forget the :horse: and :goatsecx:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

this is a masterpiece

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIke PENCE hosed BY A HORSE

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
:horse:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I WILL NEVER STOP REMINDING YOU THAT MIKE PENCE OUR VICE PRESIDENT FUCKS AND IS hosed BY HORSES 24/7

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the horse did not consent loving vice president michael pence in the rear end because its a horse

mike pence raped the horse and does so regularly

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
based on the famous idiom, you are what you eat

mike pence is almost entirely horsenutt

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
that horse hosed MIKE PENCE UP HIS BUM

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lastgirl posted:

legend tells of a piss tape inserted in a horse rectum and pence plods away to push it further in so that nobody will ever find it

The piss tape is real and it’s up mike pences distended rear end in a top hat

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
apotheosis

do not click


:nws:
https://image.prntscr.com/image/Hdqs7PX3Q1WspMnn1ETC6Q.png
:nws:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIKE PENCE IS A POWER BOTTOM FOR HORSE COCK

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

reignonyourparade posted:

It was SEVERAL horses

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike “My Pants” Pence is on a wide spectrum of horse cock penetration at any one time

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE AND OR MULTIPLE HORSES

POTENTIALLY hosed BY A HORSE AND OR HORSES

AND TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE

HE IS STILL DOING IT

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike Pence is not allowed in the stables because of his penchant for sexual relations with horses

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Epic High Five posted:

Pence is never far from thinking about a little horseplay it is true

He’s a horsefucker 11111!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
who is downvoting the thread that informs this august forum that vice president mike pence hosed A HORSE

REVEAL YOURSELF COWARD!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

So, I was walking along one day, and then it hit me *bam* there was this guy who hosed a horse. It took me a minute to remember that it was the same guy who roleplays with his wife and calls her mother.

that's our vice president, mike pence the EQUINE FUCKER

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Everyone must know this inalterable fact

Vice President of the United States Mike Pence is penetrated by a horse on a regular basis

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
infamous horsefucker mike Pence

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike Pence's college nickname was "Mike Dense" because he enjoyed being hosed by a dense horse cock and everyone knew it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

Mike Pence power bottomed a horse

this is the most accurate depiction of the equine copulation between Mike Pence, Vice President of the United States and a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike pence goes gaga for gargling horse cock

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mayor Dave posted:

Before I saw the first tweet that revealed his interest to the world, I thought it was weird that he named the family horse Fuckmachine Thunderdick

there is a certain stable genius on my mind

A man who loves to get hosed by horses

A man more prolapsed anus than human

More horse semen than man

His name? Vice President of the United States of America, Michael Pence

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mayor Dave posted:

farmers used to use horses to plow the land

now mike pence uses his horse to plow himself

not just his horses friend

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i can't believe that a day has passed without anyone remembering that VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MICHAEL PENCE IS A REGULAR ENTHUSIAST OF HORSE NUTT INGESTION AND HORSE COCK PENETRATION

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

I have a confession to make as well. Every time I go to CSPAM I eithe see this thread and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse or i note its absence (and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse)

It's an eternal cycle

Like a snake eating its own tail or Steve Bannon sucking his own dick

or Mike Pence sucking horse cock

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Best Giraffe posted:

from the look on mike pence's face during the state of the union, i can only assume that the event came at the expense of his weekly daily equine sojourn

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I just remembered that Rex Tillerson our Secretary of State and our Vice President, Michael Pence are enthusiastic reciepients of equine buggery

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
horse meets world

"world" is a nomenclature for the infinite expanse possible only by Mike Pence's magical horse nutt hungry anus

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

mike pence cannot lmao for it is eternally agape from horse cockramming

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
this image is a lie most foul

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