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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

oh man, mike pence hosed a horse

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

mike pence hosed a horse

yea this

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike👏pence👏hosed👏a👏horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Not a Step posted:

I was only searching for horse porn to prove to my wife that it exists, but then I saw a mighty stallion pounding who I can only assume was the Vice President of the United States of America, Mike Pence.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm gonna un-bookmark this thread, I'm tired of being reminded that Mike Pence hosed a horse

weak

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mister magpie posted:

mike pence slams the play button on his cassette boom box and ties his bandana on over his forehead tight before he gets slammed by a sunglasses-wearing stallion to the sounds of Jan Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


🍆 :horse:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse

not a pig or a dog

not a chicken or a goat

it was a horse

mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he gently caress a horse :hai:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

D1Sergo posted:

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

gently caress

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


I can explain officer: mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

this is all regan's fault

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

PostEldar posted:

My poor die-hard democrat mom has been pacing the widow's walk a lot since November and I told her about Mike Pence loving horses and showed her the tweet and now it's the only thing that will make her smile.

good mom

it's healthy to remember that mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

it took a lot of training for Pence to take his first horse cock. hours stretching his rear end with increasing larger dildos. it was hard work but he just kept thinking about what Regan had said, he knew that it was best for him.

then one day he knew he was ready to take that giant horse cock. congratulations mike pence. America is proud of you

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Probably??

PROBABLY?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!

gently caress THAT

MIKE PENCE hosed A HORCE!!!!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence in a boat during a hurricane with his favorite horse, just letting it pound his rear end in a top hat as the rain falls and the waters rise

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

🎶 Mike Pence 🎵
🎶🎶 Fuuucckkkeeed 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 A Horse! 🎶🎶

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Xand_Man posted:

Whiskey for my men, and lube for our horses

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence hosed a horse while thinking about Regan

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

:horse: :tutbutt: :horse:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence: he hosed that horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

that horsefucker vice president, mr mike pence

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence thinks about getting hosed by a horse every waking moment and dreams about it at night. every thought is either about a previous time being hosed by a horse, or how he'll be hosed by a horse next.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

three things that can be going on at any moment:

mike pence is being hosed by a horse
mike pence is thinking about being hosed by a horse
mike pence is dreaming about being hosed by a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

when mike pence dies he'll be impaled upon a horse cock so he can be hosed by a horse for eternity.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

when mike pence gets hosed by a horse he thinks of regan

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

sometimes, on special days, mike pence takes two horse cocks at once

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

during 9/11 mike pence's rear end was full of horse cock

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence has a team of expert doctors whose only goal is to help mike pence take incredible amounts of horse cock

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence's rear end is a medical marvel that will be studied by doctors for generations, yet never fully understood

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence once tried using music in order to get better in the mood for taking horse cock, but it turned out he didn't need it

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence once had a doctor plead with him to stop taking horse cock. that man is now dead.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I just remembered that mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

every time mike pence takes horse cock a small child dies of famine

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Al! posted:

they said it couldn't be done, but god bless him he found a way

mike pence can do anything, if it involves taking horse cock up the rear end

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