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Top City Homo posted:a horse perforated Vice President Michael Pence's colon and he liked it
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but was the horse a nazi too
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Oct 20, 2017 19:06
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mike pence cannot be alone with that horse
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fishmech posted:national archives and the library of congress both have ongoing twitter archive projects going on using the same everything-feed that big companies pay for. cinci zoo sniper posted:
ohgodwhat posted:Mike Pence's blog
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Life is hard for a conservative but not as hard as the horse cock in his rear end
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The Nastier Nate posted:AT THE SAME TIME??? mike pence sucked 37 horse dicks
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when mike pence can't get to an actual horse, he opens up his stash of bad dragon horse dildos
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Tainen posted:https://twitter.com/tpm/status/936384510157115392
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is mike pence's family from philadelphia (source: http://yesterdays-print.com/post/168101882869/the-post-crescent-appleton-wisconsin-december)
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mike pence has never jerked it to pornography instead he has jerked it to drawings of my little ponies in nazi uniforms
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mike pence has been penetrated by horsedick far too often for unicorns to be in his presence
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does mike pence find centaurs sexually attractive
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the state of the union is that mike pence still craves horse cock
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Senator Sprinkles posted:whoa whoa whoa, hang on -- Mike Pence hosed a WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!?! you're just jealous because unicorns can only be seen by virgins, which Mike Pence is anything but when it comes to equines
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like he didn't have a horse dildo up his rear end that whole loving speech
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Pence is the only VP in history who would consider "horse's rear end" to be pillow talk Except maybe Thomas Hendricks
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are we sure it wasn't mike pence disguised as rex tillerson tho
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:mods please add a poll to this thread so we can finally settle whether mike pence is a horse top or horse bottom. as long as horse switch is also an option
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Mike Pence is the only human being in the world who gets turned on by the Denver International Airport
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roses are read, just like mike pence, when he got hosed by a horse wait, does that even make sense
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My VP is a brony?
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Lord of Pie posted:Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him 
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Mike Pence has to be panicking right now https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/evqvpz/bestiality-website-hacked-troy-hunt-have-i-been-pwned
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Lord of Pie posted:I was reminded wasn't loki technically slepnir's mother in the myths and if so is mike pence actually a follower of asatru
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some arizona legislator asked what furries are and that reminded me of bronies, which reminded me of mike pence, which reminded me of his love for horse cock
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there is a secret room deep beneath the united states naval observatory it contains three dozen horse dildos and one very dehydrated stallion
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sleeptalker posted:Today is the anniversary of Ghostbusters, and I got to thinking... I ain't afraid of no horse I hear it likes the veeps
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maybe you'd have more luck if you tweeted at pence, clark-o https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1005630807342534657
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Top City Homo posted:Mike Pence's lodestar is a huge horse cock
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there's a botanical garden not too far from where i work that has a giant anatomically correct horse sculpture i'm 99 percent certain mike pence will be holding a rally there during 2020
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guess what i just remembered
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mike pence's fetishes include horses and orgasm denial (due to lack of horses) https://www.mlive.com/public-interest/2019/09/cars-on-mackinac-island-pence-says-nay-to-horse-travel.html
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Mike Pence sits in a stately wood-paneled 1970's style office, calmly putting documents in a manila folder. Executive orders declaring martial law, full executive privilege, and Presidential authority to claim eminent domain on all horse cocks, horse balls, horse pussies and horse cum in America. He closes the folder, taps it neatly, and picks up a red handset phone. "Tell the New York Times that President Trump threatened to stop sending missiles to Ukraine over the Hunter Biden situation". that's not really the outside of the horse
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Mike Pence is going to show up at that furry con Milo got banned from Not because he supports Milo, but because he was seduced by the sweet siren song of horse dildos
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courtesy of the "science diagrams that look like shitposts" facebook group
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pence still likes horse penis
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mike pence is a cryptocurrency ceo now https://twitter.com/DjangoWexler/status/1579932007748239360
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