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Beautiful Clydesdale submarine
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 09:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:00 |
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Just remembered what? OHHHHHHHH RIGHT
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 06:05 |
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Baloogan posted:i kinda like ted cruz, he seems like he would be fun to hang out with. Ted Cruz seems like the kinda guy you go out of your way to not be alone in a room with. Just remembered what thread this was
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 08:13 |
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:some once noble beast Please don't Pence-shame tia
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 13:47 |
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:Looks in the mirror: MIKE P. hosed YOUR HORSE tatooed on my chest
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 00:20 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 00:21 |
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What would Emperor Trump be without his legions of halfmen chimera guards Father Pence is happy to serve
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 22:13 |
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A horse is a horse (of course of course) and no rear end can take its whole dick (of course) Unless of course the rear end of course is the amazing Mr. Pence!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 00:33 |
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That's no good. Horses simply can't do a reach around so if Mike Pence wants release he'll have to take matters into his own hands.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 09:24 |
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what is the Vice President of the united states doing to his anus
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:06 |
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I'm just glad that Mike is happy and in a stable relationship
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 17:21 |
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D1Sergo posted:I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 13:51 |
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Michael Pence is a horsebacking enthusiast
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 14:05 |
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Mike Pence wants all the horsemeat he can get
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 15:50 |
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Walk into the stables saying ' i can take everyone in here'
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 11:36 |
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::looks at string around finger:: ::furrows brow:: OH! Mike Pence hosed a horse
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 17:07 |
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He has a problem with the ponies They're jealous
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 17:09 |
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I would have forgotten This thread saved me Now when i close my eyes I hear whinnys and see Pence's face frozen in ectasy Now I can never forget
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 15:38 |
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Whether Mike Pence is loving horses is his business And business is good
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 06:02 |
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Mike will only be bred by the purest purebred. Edit: White Bread Mike is bred by the purest white purebreds. Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 07:38 on Aug 17, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 01:39 |
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Whiskey for my men, and lube for our horses
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 07:31 |
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Photoshop is easy, good photoshop eludes me however
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 05:03 |
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#horsenutniggas
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 08:20 |
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Mike chuckled softly as he swiped through Grindr profiles: Another young man claiming to be 'hung like a horse', the poor thing. He had experienced the real deal, and he could never go back.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 17:52 |
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Hey there buckaroo
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 06:33 |
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nopantsjack posted:mike pence looks like your friends quiet dad who has never had a moment of fun in his life and you find out he has a runaway chained up behind a false wall in his basement
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 19:48 |
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VectorSigma posted:air horse one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 05:07 |
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I do not wish my previous post to be construed as a suggestion that Mike Pence has feelings for hirstute larger men, a.k.a bears. There is no evidence to support such a claim. However, the evidence that IS available to us suggests that Mike Pence has been hosed by a horse. To further clarify, this is not some form of gay slang. He has engaged in sexual congress with a creature of the species Equus Ferus. I sincerely apologize for any confusion I may have caused.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 07:45 |
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That's some kinky poo poo
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 07:10 |
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Mike Pence's Google Search history this week posted:what is 18 in horse years
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 07:40 |
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 07:38 |
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This thread has gotten a little obtuse, could someone remind me what it's about again?
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 07:59 |
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Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 18:50 |
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crazy cloud posted:Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“A vast and pointless thread of stone Stands in the desert. . . . Near it, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And white hair, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages, The posts that mocked them, and the pagecounts that fed; And on the thread, these words appear: His name was Mike Pence, Fucker of Horses; Look on his Works, ye goons, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wrecked anus, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 01:49 |
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Mayor Dave posted:Bumping because I saw an old man riding a horse this morning Bumping because your av reminds me of Mike's face on entry.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 02:44 |
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Feeling conflicted about that one. Just because Mike Pence loves getting horse cock when sober doesn't mean he wants it when drunk I mean He does But he's incapable of consent is my point
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 07:24 |
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Basically the end of Dr. Strangelove But Pence's riding a stallion instead as the nukes drop
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 07:03 |
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Why did all the stableboys quit? Mike Pence was being a nag Does Mike Pence dream? No he just has night mares What got Mike Pence interested in Anton LaVay? He thought he knew a colt sex magick
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 22:55 |
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Roosevelt posted:horsefucker alley-oop : Dunks the ball in like a stallion cock into Mike Pence's rear end:
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 08:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:00 |
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Mike Pence power bottomed a horse
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 08:06 |