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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Wutang might be dangerous


Beautiful Clydesdale submarine

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Just remembered what? OHHHHHHHH RIGHT

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Baloogan posted:

i kinda like ted cruz, he seems like he would be fun to hang out with.

Ted Cruz seems like the kinda guy you go out of your way to not be alone in a room with.

Just remembered what thread this was

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

some once noble beast

Please don't Pence-shame tia

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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:Looks in the mirror:

MIKE P. hosed YOUR HORSE tatooed on my chest

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:


Mike Pence and a horse made love

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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What would Emperor Trump be without his legions of halfmen chimera guards

Father Pence is happy to serve

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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A horse is a horse
(of course of course)
and no rear end can take its whole dick
(of course)
Unless of course the rear end of course is the amazing Mr. Pence!

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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That's no good. Horses simply can't do a reach around so if Mike Pence wants release he'll have to take matters into his own hands.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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what is the Vice President of the united states doing to his anus

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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I'm just glad that Mike is happy and in a stable relationship

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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D1Sergo posted:

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MIKE PENCE hosed A HORSE

:drat:

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Michael Pence is a horsebacking enthusiast

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike Pence wants all the horsemeat he can get

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Walk into the stables saying ' i can take everyone in here'

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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::looks at string around finger::
::furrows brow::
OH! Mike Pence hosed a horse

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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He has a problem with the ponies

They're jealous

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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I would have forgotten

This thread saved me

Now when i close my eyes I hear whinnys and see Pence's face frozen in ectasy

Now I can never forget

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Whether Mike Pence is loving horses is his business

And business is good

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike will only be bred by the purest purebred.

Edit: White Bread Mike is bred by the purest white purebreds.

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 07:38 on Aug 17, 2017

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Whiskey for my men, and lube for our horses

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Photoshop is easy, good photoshop eludes me however

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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#horsenutniggas

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike chuckled softly as he swiped through Grindr profiles: Another young man claiming to be 'hung like a horse', the poor thing. He had experienced the real deal, and he could never go back.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Hey there buckaroo

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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nopantsjack posted:

mike pence looks like your friends quiet dad who has never had a moment of fun in his life and you find out he has a runaway chained up behind a false wall in his basement

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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VectorSigma posted:

air horse one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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I do not wish my previous post to be construed as a suggestion that Mike Pence has feelings for hirstute larger men, a.k.a bears.

There is no evidence to support such a claim.

However, the evidence that IS available to us suggests that Mike Pence has been hosed by a horse. To further clarify, this is not some form of gay slang. He has engaged in sexual congress with a creature of the species Equus Ferus.

I sincerely apologize for any confusion I may have caused.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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That's some kinky poo poo

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike Pence's Google Search history this week posted:

what is 18 in horse years

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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This thread has gotten a little obtuse, could someone remind me what it's about again?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike Pence can unhinge his jaw like a cobra

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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crazy cloud posted:

Nothing can be preserved, all is as fleeting as the moment that a horse shudders and finishes inside of vp mike pence, the thread shall remain as open as his rear end

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and pointless thread of stone
Stands in the desert. . . . Near it, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And white hair, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pages,
The posts that mocked them, and the pagecounts that fed;
And on the thread, these words appear:
His name was Mike Pence, Fucker of Horses;
Look on his Works, ye goons, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wrecked anus, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mayor Dave posted:

Bumping because I saw an old man riding a horse this morning

Bumping because your av reminds me of Mike's face on entry.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Feeling conflicted about that one. Just because Mike Pence loves getting horse cock when sober doesn't mean he wants it when drunk

I mean

He does

But he's incapable of consent is my point

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Basically the end of Dr. Strangelove

But Pence's riding a stallion instead as the nukes drop

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Why did all the stableboys quit?

Mike Pence was being a nag

Does Mike Pence dream?

No he just has night mares

What got Mike Pence interested in Anton LaVay?

He thought he knew a colt sex magick

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Roosevelt posted:

horsefucker alley-oop

: Dunks the ball in like a stallion cock into Mike Pence's rear end:

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

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Mike Pence power bottomed a horse

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