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a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
Post your own!

"Consciousness is the live orchestra of sympathetic strings."

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
"i'm gay, pwned"

-op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a dangerous thot posted:

Post your own!

"Consciousness is the live orchestra of sympathetic strings."

:chloe:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

nigga crab pollock posted:

"i'm gay, pwned"

-op

One of my fav quotes

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

a dangerous thot posted:

"Consciousness is the live orchestra of the gayest instruments imaginable."

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
“No one can make you feel gay without your consent.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Space Taxi posted:

“No one can make you feel gay without your consent.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Wrong!!!!!!'

-Mr. F!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Space Taxi posted:

“No one can make you feel gay without your consent.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"My moms figure threatens my heterosexuality"
- FDR

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
"I have a bad taste in my mouth out here. Aluminum and ash. Like you can smell the psychosphere."

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
"Suck my drat balls OP"

- DGSW

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Enfield posted:


Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
"They can take away everything, but they not can take away education." - Albert Einstein

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." - Bejamin Franklin

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Testikles posted:

"They can take away everything, but they not can take away education." - Albert Einstein

well yes the can, einstein

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
"Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks"

- Chip & Dale, Rescue Rangers

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"It's a music festival that's in the Bahamas AND is sponsored by Ja Rule? Sign me up!"

a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
"A brain is still a brain."
"Psychology is the study of circumstance."

(With regards to why the OP is as is) 'Symphony' makes a stylistic choice over 'live orchestra' .. but lies more prone to establishing misconceptions

The_end
May 17, 2014
But i poop from there

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"Human fingers are in the chili at Wendy's"
-Nooner

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"You know what everyone loved about the classic Star Wars trilogy? How different it was. Let's recapture that magic by making the same movie again."
-J.J. Abrams

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
- Caitlyn Jenner

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"No I will not make out with you!"
-My one true love, to me

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

"Fingerblast this little turd"
-Jim Henson

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Did enfield get runnoft too? Fella never has much as burned a bedbug, probably.

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
"Aye, fook me shite arse ya fookin' coont. Shite! Arse!"

-Every Irish person in a video game ever

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

"Aye, fook me shite arse ya fookin' coont. Shite! Arse!"

-Every Irish person in a video game ever

Also in real life

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
fill the streets



grill the meats

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
"Me, Bender."
-Philip J Fry

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

GRUNKO !!

- grunko

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

"Fingerblast this little turd"
-Jim Henson

"I came"

- Julius Caesar

a dangerous thot
Dec 19, 2016
Here's a moral dilemma: timesharing your thoughts to moral dilemmas.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

"I hosed your mom like the whore that she is."
-- your dad

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"Toilet time! Time to tweet!"
-President Donny J T

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

"Your mother was the best lay I had." - Mohandas Gandhi

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
"I drank what?" - Socrates

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"That was the biggest poo poo I ever took. I just destroyed that bathroom."
-Mother Teresa

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Tinfoil's Dad posted:

If it has tits or wheels, some day it will cause you problems.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass."
-Red Forman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq67puTl4ZM

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