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Oh, the life of the rich and beautiful can be so difficult... How can one be expected to remain faithful when one's daily existence is so stressful (and one's husband so boring)? Just a little affair on the side won't hurt anyone...quote:"Oh, Julia! Where did you learn that?" Keith whispers breathlessly. Sting of the Wasp is a short interactive fiction game from 2004 by Jason Devlin. The IF world is not a particularly glamorous one, but it does have its awards, of which this game has won several. Our protagonist is a nasty cheating socialite who has been caught in a slightly compromising position, that could threaten our lifestyle and position. This disaster must be averted! In this first update we shall spend a short period of time becoming acquainted with the scene of the crime, and meeting some likely suspects. quote:Utility closet Appalling conditions, really. How hard can it be to get a decent private room in this day and age? Let us examine the few tools we have available to ourselves at this point. quote:
You feeling jealous yet? I am fairly confident we will meet plenty who are soon enough. What was that expression... "They hate us cuz they ain't us"? For those of you not acquainted with IF games, these 4 commands are among the most useful. Such games have a tradition of making you use any objects you come across that aren't bolted down, so "taking" said objects is of crucial importance. "i" lists our inventory, and "x" (stands for "examine") describes an item or a location. quote:>x watch We can't just be flaunting our sexiness to everyone. We need to make ourselves respectable before walking about. Any sane player of IF games will use compass directions for movement - unless it's impossible. I could also have typed "go south", but there's absolutely no reason to do that. quote:>fix self Here I was hoping she'd be too busy to notice us. quote:>s It will not surprise you to find out (if you don't already know) that IF games have a tendency to have you go into places you're not supposed to be. We may very well end up exploring both this office, and the men's changing room on our quest. quote:>e We meet our first fellow human being (the receptionist is doing paid labour so of course she's beneath our level). And she bites! Could this be our opponent? quote:>x melissa This woman doesn't hold back. If we weren't on such an important mission we might be dishing out as much as we're getting quote:>n I would say, between the suspect Melissa, and the even more suspect Beverly, we most likely have found our culprit. We have also explored a significant portion of the game world, so I shall call it and end the update here. Goons, I leave the future in your hands, for now. What shall our ambitious protagonist do next? (of course if we collectively don't advance the plot for too long I will eventually take the reins, but I like audience interaction). Also feel free to suggest a name for our protagonist (yes she has a name, it's Julia, but if we want to ~~properly identify~~ with this literal-Prada-wearing devil we should get to name her ourselves). For reference, I will maintain and attach to the end of each (major) update a map of what we have explored so far. Shaded corners indicate a location which is not reachable right now but may be further into the game. Dancer fucked around with this message at 00:10 on May 16, 2017 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 17:24 |
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Post reserved because it might be handy.
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# ? May 15, 2017 23:58 |
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Just to be clear, "The Pro Shop" is not a place inside the spa compound proper?
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# ? May 16, 2017 00:05 |
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I would describe it as part of the compound, just not the same building. There's still some exploring to do, I didn't want to start with a massive text dump.
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# ? May 16, 2017 00:09 |
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Update 2 Where were we? quote:>look Ah, yes. You might remember, the first time we entered this location, Bev seemed to need to fix her bra. quote:>x bra Hmm... Maybe she's hiding something. Let's try asking her a few questions. quote:>ask Bev about me She seems to barely be holding something in her. We'll have to get back to it. For now let's keep exploring quote:>n It is frankly insane how quickly rumours travel in this environment. Good thing Frank's an idiot... Let's see if the new person we encountered has some information that might be useful. quote:>ask cynthia about cynthia Is there a single likeable person in this country club I hear you ask yourself? No. There absolutely isn't. Get used to hating everyone. Since Keith might feasibly be on our side in this whole situation, let's try to find him. He might offer some help. quote:>ne Drats. Maybe if we helped Cynthia with this food she's been waiting for... quote:Outside dining (next to the kitchen) Oh for crying out... Can we not get a break? Time for another chat... quote:>x cissy With that final blocked passageway examined, we have now explored everything and encountered everyone that we can at this point. A few more locations and characters will show up as the game goes on. Next update we'll start solving a puzzle or two. Feel free to suggest any courses of action, or any conversation topic for the 4 ladies we've encountered. This game has a subtle but IMO good sense of humour and I'm certain to miss some nice lines if I try to do it all myself.
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# ? May 16, 2017 13:57 |
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Well, clearly we need to get one of Cecilia's photos so we can pull a hilarious switcheroo. Would it be too simple to just ask her for one? Also, we should ask people about Charles, they may give us clues on how to sneak into his office. And maybe ask about the receptionist so we can figure out how to get her fired so we can get into the mens' room?
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# ? May 16, 2017 19:12 |
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Update 3inflatablefish posted:Well, clearly we need to get one of Cecilia's photos so we can pull a hilarious switcheroo. Would it be too simple to just ask her for one? quote:As if you never left, Cissy starts back on her photos. I'm afraid none of those plans worked. The writer of this game seems to have gone above and beyond when it comes to stock responses, so I'll be more willing to leave them in. The one bit of potentially useful information we may have learned is about this assistant of Charles. Of note (whether it will help with this puzzle or another), the author of the game mentions in the "About" page that the one unusual verb required to win is "blackmail". Since you asked me to work on the receptionist: quote:Spa lobby You might remember we have a watch. You might also remember that the spa was closed until 5 for a pilates class. Maybe it's open now. quote:>read watch Yet another new person. This one is identified by her last name! Maybe that means she won't be horrible? Hah! Dream on. quote:>x ms williams This Ms. Williams seems not to react to the usual conversation topics. Let's try something more personal. quote:>ask ms williams about hairdresser One final location that might be worth exploring: quote:>s Finally, after all that exploring, maybe I should give us a little nudge towards solving some puzzles. Back at the start of the game we were all flustered, so we left the Utility closet in a hurry. Let's go back for a bit. quote:Utility closet We obtained an item we had missed, that will almost certainly be useful in some horrible way, and we also got a solid clue as to who our opponent might be. Let's go on a smelling spree. quote:Spa lobby quote:>smell beverly quote:>smell cynthia quote:>smell cissy quote:Garden Just had to take that parting shot after what she's doing us... We have our culprit. What do, goons?
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# ? May 16, 2017 19:51 |
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Well now. Let's see... we have some bleach, the receptionist is about to dye Mrs Williams' hair, and we want to get rid of her... I think a plan presents itself. >FORCE FEED BLEACH TO THAT BITCH MELISSA
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# ? May 16, 2017 21:47 |
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Update 3ainflatablefish posted:Well now. Let's see... we have some bleach, the receptionist is about to dye Mrs Williams' hair, and we want to get rid of her... I think a plan presents itself. Please. Julia doesn't descend to physical violence. Does arson count? quote:Spa Need to figure out a way to be subtle.
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:10 |
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I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this one, but I think I probably ought to let somebody else have a go.
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:16 |
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Break into melissa's locker.
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:26 |
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Put the cucumbers in Ms Williams eyes
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:28 |
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Give Ms Williams the cucumber slices to help rejuvenate her eyelids Then add bleach to the dye
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# ? May 16, 2017 23:01 |
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Update 4J Corp posted:Break into melissa's locker. Not only do we not know her locker combination, we don't know her locker... This will have to wait (although not for long) J Corp posted:Put the cucumbers in Ms Williams eyes This is actually just one of two possible solutions for this puzzle. I'll just do both . quote:Spa Mission accomplished. Now all we have to do is wait. The game is kind enough to trigger this next event almost immediately. quote:>z In case you hadn't gotten the message yet, this should make it obvious that *we are not nice in this game*. We will do worse things by the time this is all over . With the receptionist out of the picture, let's check out a log book! quote:>n All sorts of access obtained! Also yet another hint that something might be going on between Charles and this Scott fellow. quote:>n Made sure to clean up our tracks, as much as the game let me. Let's investigate Charles as well, no reason not to. quote:>s That's all the lockers opened. Apparently Cynthia is also in on this whole business? Our enemies keep multiplying... This game is friendly, and it's impossible to end up in a "lost state", except near the very end. So let's throw caution to the wind and just ask the women in question about what we found. quote:>ask cynthia about camera quote:>ask melissa about pills
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# ? May 16, 2017 23:29 |
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Can you take the pills away and exchange them for the photo? Also, maybe call Dr. Ferguson and try poking around. Try finding CharlesIs Charles still in the hot tub? Bust in and catch him with Scott.
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# ? May 17, 2017 00:06 |
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If you say who is <character> do you get any more information about them? Second trying to follow up with Melissa's doctor. (If Dr. Ferguson actually is her doctor.) Can we interact with the serving machine in the tennis court? Assuming that we're going to do horrible things to all the other characters, that seems like an ideal opportunity for sabotage. Seyser Koze fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 17, 2017 |
# ? May 17, 2017 01:53 |
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Update 4aJ Corp posted:Can you take the pills away and exchange them for the photo? Also, maybe call Dr. Ferguson and try poking around. Try finding CharlesIs Charles still in the hot tub? Bust in and catch him with Scott. quote:>show pills to mel We haven't encountered a phone anywhere so far. Not even at the receptionist's desk. I'll make sure to remember to do it when we find one. We also still can't enter the whirlpool. Yes Charles is still there. Seyser Koze posted:If you say who is <character> do you get any more information about them? You get all information you're going to get by simply examining the characters. I did that again for a reminder. quote:>x cynthia Gonna check out the serving machine now. quote:>x machine The limited amount of messages related to the machine would seem to indicate that we can't do much with this object.
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# ? May 17, 2017 11:24 |
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I really appreciate how suitably catty all of the observational dialogue is. Can we show Cynthia's lovely salad to the waiter, pretend it's ours, complain about it, and be able to get into the kitchen to talk to the chefs? According to what I learned working in restaurants, the people in the back had the juciest and most brutal gossip.
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# ? May 17, 2017 12:30 |
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See if you can order a drink and spice it with som pills. The tennis woman might be thirsty. Also ask around about the gala event. And visit the Pro Shop.
raptus fucked around with this message at 12:58 on May 17, 2017 |
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Update 4bBlue Labrador posted:I really appreciate how suitably catty all of the observational dialogue is. raptus posted:See if you can order a drink and spice it with some pills. The tennis woman might be thirsty. Also ask around about the gala event. And visit the Pro Shop. quote:Outside dining (next to the kitchen) Neither of your approaches have been useful. I guess the salad isn't lovely enough. Note: it's not the waiter that's blocking us from entering the kitchen, it's Cissy. It would be rather embarrassing to go in there with her watching. And Cynthia (who's obviously heard the rumours about Keith, and who might actually be involved in the whole conspiracy, since we found a camera in her locker) is preventing us from heading to the Pro Shop. They both need to... disappear. Asking around about the banquet, and a new topic I just discovered (also leaving in the travel because I like the various messages the game shoots at you for flavour while you're just moving around). quote:>ask cissy about banquet
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# ? May 17, 2017 13:08 |
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Try giving Cissy something from our inventory, wine perhaps? Also get some food, we might get past Cynthia if she has her mouth full of something.
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# ? May 17, 2017 13:45 |
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Update 4craptus posted:Try giving Cissy something from our inventory, wine perhaps? Also get some food, we might get past Cynthia if she has her mouth full of something. Cynthia is waiting for her Coquille, and that's probably the only thing she'll accept... quote:>give salad to cynthia Next update I'll make sure some progress happens.
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# ? May 17, 2017 13:48 |
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Update 5 So remember how Cissy refused the wine? Why don't we force it on her... quote:Outside dining (next to the kitchen) Now she's out of the way, and we can enter the kitchen. Before we do that though, I'll show the alternate solution to this puzzle. quote:Spa Since it worked so well the first time, let's try spilling wine on the other nosy woman who won't let us be. quote:>ask waiter for wine ... That seems awfully sad for a country club. No wonder it's falling apart. Next step: gaining access to Charles' office quote:Men's change room As you can see, it is actually possible to lose this game (though you are never more than one or two undo's away from safety. Let's do that. quote:> undo I did Cynthia last because I knew that would trigger Charles' arrival. We might be in trouble. quote:>look Phew. Relative safety. We've learned a potentially... useful... fact about Cynthia (you monsters), and Charles has also left the whirlpool now. Maybe we can get in and relax. quote:Whirlpool room Aaand the guy's a massive dick. At least the writer wasn't sexist when he made every single female character be this awful . Finally, let's check out Charles. quote:Office of the Registrar It seems he's too important to spend as much time talking to us as everyone else did.
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# ? May 17, 2017 22:49 |
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We've been through a lot, maybe we should go change our clothes with the ones in our locker. How is Charles not suspicious of the woman with torn up clothes in the club?
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:19 |
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Put peanuts in Cynthias food. Search the clothes in the womens lockers.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:13 |
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Cissy doesn't seem so bad, so I assume that she's actually the mastermind... somehow.
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# ? May 18, 2017 18:08 |
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Update 6bbcisdabomb posted:We've been through a lot, maybe we should go change our clothes with the ones in our locker. How is Charles not suspicious of the woman with torn up clothes in the club? The only women who had clothes in their lockers are Beverly and ourselves. quote:Women's change room Charles is just oblivious. Men, I guess. raptus posted:Put peanuts in Cynthias food. Search the clothes in the womens lockers. We do not have peanuts I'm afraid. We've been at this for a while and haven't blackmailed anyone yet. It's time to do that. quote:Whirlpool room It may not seem like it, but this is all we need to now blackmail Charles. I guess gossip can be a powerful weapon around these parts. Before we leave though, let's have some fun. quote:>ask scott about charles Now, armed with this information, let's blackmail the person that we actually need. quote:Office of the Registrar Bingo. We learn (though Julia already knew) about this Mr Knowles, who apparently is important and scares Charles. And we also know that Mel is definitely not supposed to be taking those pills. quote:Garden We don't have a genuine threat to present her with yet. Let's ask people about this Mr. Knowles. quote:>ask mel about knowles
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# ? May 18, 2017 23:22 |
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Dancer posted:We do not have peanuts I'm afraid. It's like nobody here has tried to murder someone via anaphylaxis before. Go look at the "foodstuffs" in the kitchen cupboards.
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# ? May 19, 2017 05:04 |
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Update 7Seyser Koze posted:It's like nobody here has tried to murder someone via anaphylaxis before. Go look at the "foodstuffs" in the kitchen cupboards. There's actually nothing stopping us from doing that straight away, but the "intended" route is to actually acquire the information first. We're going to encounter an easy puzzle that I will just go ahead and solve so as to allow progress. quote:Outside dining (next to the kitchen) The other good news is, you might *think* we've done the most awful thing we get to do in the game, and the fun is over. I would argue you're wrong, and more fun will come. For now let's explore quote:>ne We have the chance to finally meet this Roger fellow. Unfortunately, it won't prove to be hugely interesting... quote:>n He's not very chatty. To progress, we actually do need to use Roger. It's not very obvious, but I don't want to deprive readers of a chance to figure it out themselves. Feel free to suggest things.
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# ? May 19, 2017 21:15 |
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show him the pills maybe? I doubt he'll give a drat but it's the only thing I can think of.
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# ? May 19, 2017 21:26 |
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Update 8Thesaya posted:show him the pills maybe? I doubt he'll give a drat but it's the only thing I can think of. Okay now you're making me feel stupid. I dunno why, I couldn't for the life of me figure out this step when I played the game. quote:Driving range We're getting close goons, but we're not quite there yet.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:04 |
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It would seem that sabotaging her clothes might be in order, do we have anything that can do that? If there's any bleach left we could pour it on them. I take it there's no way to change her locker combination so she can't get at her clothes at all? Option B might be to put something very messy into the tennis machine so she needs to take a long time to clean up. Is there an egg in the kitchen?
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:18 |
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Update 9inflatablefish posted:It would seem that sabotaging her clothes might be in order, do we have anything that can do that? If there's any bleach left we could pour it on them. I take it there's no way to change her locker combination so she can't get at her clothes at all? LOL at option B. I wish that were the solution. Unfortunately no, bleach on clothes it is. (and trying option B only gets you stock responses). quote:Women's change room And, we have made it to the final scene! I would give you guys a chance but a) the puzzle idea is fairly simple and b) it's a timing puzzle. So I'm just going to go ahead and finish the game. First let's assess our surroundings and the situation. quote:>x frank What we need to do is cause a distraction. We have an open flame, and items made of paper. Hammer, meet nail. quote:>burn menu Foiled by our husband loving us too much to let us get lit on fire! What we need to do is wait until he's distracted himself. Let's reset the banquet. quote:
quote:>z quote:>kiss melissa (you get that same message if you try to undress in front of Roger) quote:>eat salad quote:>tell Frank about Keith LP over . I intend to start a significantly heavier game soon enough, so if you enjoy IF games, stick around.
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:24 |
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That was fun, thank you! You might want to pace out your early updates a little, so more people have chance to participate while the puzzles are easy!
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# ? May 20, 2017 11:47 |
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That was a fun game, thanks for sharing! It's really one of those games where the best part is just how awful everyone is, isn't it?
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# ? May 22, 2017 05:14 |
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I always kick a kick out of these sorts of games even though I'm usually really bad at them. This is pretty much deliciously WASPy and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thanks for playing it!
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# ? May 22, 2017 09:58 |
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Thank you for the words goons . It had occurred to me that this genre may appeal to people on some level when written well, but that said people may not necessarily want to go through the frustration that comes with getting stuck. That, combined with the relatively small workload required on my end is a significant part of what made me choose this. It's my little niche where I can actually offer "decent" LPs without having to work with boatloads of screenshots or video editing. I will start another short game fairly soon.
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# ? May 26, 2017 00:50 |
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This was a really cool game! I especially enjoyed how devoted the game was to its tone; it committed hard to being maliciously Hilton and entirely self aware, down to the constant barbs in the text. Thanks for showing it off! I will admit though I thought Keith was going to be revealed to be the mastermind, he did want us to himself after all. The theatrically destructive finale made up for an equally satisfying ending though. Blue Labrador fucked around with this message at 05:22 on May 27, 2017 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 17:24 |
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That was beautifully soap operatic. Thanks for putting it on!
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