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i'm at a motel right now drinking myself to sleep while flipping through the cable television channels and jesus christ, like a quarter of all the commercials on all the channels are addiction recovery services. why so many, and who are they even targeting!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ
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May 16, 2017 09:39
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These days they subtly customize the ads you get on TV based on your preferences.
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May 16, 2017 09:41
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You ever watch those Phantasm movies, where ponytailed ice cream man Ronnie crosses the country in pursuit of the Tall Man, an extradimensional horror who travels the land, gutting each town he visits, turning their inhabitants into bone-crunched undead jawas through some strange alchemy that also prevents the rest of the country from realizing the world is rotting from the heartland outward? Well this is kind of like that except with heroin. You're creepy ol Ronnie unfortunately.
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May 16, 2017 09:44
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They make you drink juice and wake up at 5 am to do 'team stuff' then your insurance pays them 5800 dollars and your rates go up Alternate idea that won't bankrupt anyone or give them a horrible month of life: Taper very slowly, research supplements and dietary changes carefully, add meaningful hobbies hopefully some involving working out and interacting with people in your daily routine.
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May 16, 2017 10:13
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in drug class they made us watch this tv special about a hardcore vodka addict who couldn't eat because his throat was hosed up from alcohol. he had poo poo motor skills and would get the shakes when he couldn't drink but his family forced him to attend rehab and they took away his alcohol and he died and his family scattered his ashes over a canyon
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May 28, 2017 06:34
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Les Os posted:in drug class they made us watch this tv special about a hardcore vodka addict who couldn't eat because his throat was hosed up from alcohol. he had poo poo motor skills and would get the shakes when he couldn't drink but his family forced him to attend rehab and they took away his alcohol and he died and his family scattered his ashes over a canyon moral of the story: dont go to rehab or u will die
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May 28, 2017 06:35
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There used to be a sickening one where a guy says at the end "I wish my family cared enough about me to send me to rehab" or something like that.
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May 28, 2017 06:38
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I would kill for some relaxing rehab commercials. It seems like half of all commercials I see these days are for credit karma. Specifically the one with the slob husband drinking his wife's rancid tit milk.
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May 28, 2017 06:50
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Jesus Christ posted:why so many We are in the middle of heroinpocalypse.
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May 28, 2017 06:53
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Jesus Christ posted:who are they even targeting!? addicts
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May 28, 2017 06:56
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The only people still watching cable TV are alcoholics and drug addicts. Any normal person has netflix or hulu and uses the internet.
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May 28, 2017 06:58
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The only people still watching cable TV are alcoholics and drug addicts. Any normal person has netflix or hulu and uses the internet. My dad won't stop watching star trek on bbc america when it's right there on netflix, please advise.
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May 28, 2017 07:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The only people still watching cable TV are alcoholics and drug addicts. Any normal person has netflix or hulu and uses the internet. evidence: I am watching cable tv on drugs
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May 28, 2017 07:08
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Vakal posted:slob husband drinking his wife's rancid tit milk. uhhh like is it rancid in the titty? can that happen?
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May 28, 2017 07:17
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People who consume lots of television fall into two buckets; those who have obscene money and little to do with their life (not many) and those who have some sort of debilitation that keeps them from doing much else. Debilitations include injuries, medical problems, and drug abuse. With ease of funneling money into rehab centers that final portion of the stay-at-home-and-watch-tv segment can be captured. Thats it, you can finish your 5am infomercial binge in a hotel with heroin hookers in peace now, OP.
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May 28, 2017 07:24
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I fall in a bucket a lot too, but thats because i'm a problem drinker without a working toilet
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May 28, 2017 08:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:The only people still watching cable TV are alcoholics and drug addicts. Any normal person has netflix or hulu and uses the internet. I'm getting hosed up watching HBO. You are good.
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May 28, 2017 08:29
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any addict worth their salt would already have sold the cable tv for dope
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May 28, 2017 08:35
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Soup du Journey posted:You ever watch those Phantasm movies, where ponytailed ice cream man Ronnie crosses the country in pursuit of the Tall Man, an extradimensional horror who travels the land, gutting each town he visits, turning their inhabitants into bone-crunched undead jawas through some strange alchemy that also prevents the rest of the country from realizing the world is rotting from the heartland outward? Well this is kind of like that except with heroin. You're creepy ol Ronnie unfortunately.
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May 28, 2017 08:37
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Me getting high on heroine 
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May 28, 2017 09:19
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My Hulu ads are either for a pregnancy test or IUD. It can't tell if I'm supposed to get pregnant or not. Having a uterus would probably be a good place to start, though.
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May 28, 2017 09:29
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That's what happens when you watch too many romcoms
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May 28, 2017 09:35
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Ah, so you're in Ohio then?
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May 28, 2017 09:49
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Les Os posted:in drug class they made us watch this tv special about a hardcore vodka addict who couldn't eat because his throat was hosed up from alcohol. he had poo poo motor skills and would get the shakes when he couldn't drink but his family forced him to attend rehab and they took away his alcohol and he died and his family scattered his ashes over a canyon ^5 mandatory class buddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A
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May 30, 2017 13:22
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When I had to go to a legally mandated class on drugs and alcohol, they made us watch a video about how bad meth is, then the guy running it called us all pieces of poo poo because we got busted either smoking weed or being drunk.
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May 30, 2017 13:51
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In utah we have a bunch of recovery billboards. Mostly for pills and porno addictions.
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May 30, 2017 14:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKrnhjertU
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May 30, 2017 15:02
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because we are living A Scanner Darkly irl right now, OP.
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May 30, 2017 15:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:These days they subtly customize the ads you get on TV based on your preferences. I shared a Netflix account one time with my mom who loves bbc British tv shows about sad butlers, and I like horror movies, so all my recommendations were about sad English demon murder butlers
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May 31, 2017 17:53
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Edgar posted:In utah we have a bunch of recovery billboards. Mostly for pills and porno addictions. Kids, don't mainline porno
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They got that one where the guys neck flares out a bunch when he talks. P cool. 
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