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hi google io is a conference thing that starts tomorrow which is may 17 at 10et. it is an event where developers can learn about the technologies they can use 5 years from now in the android ports of their ios apps when the next version of android finally reaches like 40% of phones. it all starts with a keynote which thankfully isnt 4 hours long this year. how will the company behind the google glass and cardboard """""vr"""""" disrupt the world next? i will be watching indoors instead of enjoying the first day of proper summer weather because im a big nerd moron!!!!!
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$3000 chromebook
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May 16, 2017 20:12
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I have an invite to this thing and I can't go because of stupid reasons.
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May 16, 2017 20:25
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poty posted:how will the company behind the google glass and cardboard """""vr"""""" disrupt the world next? i hope it's a gasoline powered big dog that you can ride like a horse
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May 16, 2017 21:25
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chome car  🚗
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May 17, 2017 02:08
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everyone really excited about magenta/fuschia because of some articles that got posted, meanwhile it's at a good grad school project level of maturity
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May 17, 2017 03:19
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I suuuure hope they talk about google glasses. I'm super hyped for it!
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May 17, 2017 03:46
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wwdc is good, aws summit is good, javaone is v bad
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May 17, 2017 04:55
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google: "we have a cloud platform too. honest!"
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May 17, 2017 04:58
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once self-driving cars are reliable travelers will have a huge amount of time to look at ads, u ever thought about that?
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May 17, 2017 05:02
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yeah and youll get sucked in "think this fractal is cool? give me a hundred bucks and ill let you suck my dick" and a robot cock pokes out from the dashboard, and you swipe your card and choke away
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May 17, 2017 05:09
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DuckConference posted:everyone really excited about magenta/fuschia because of some articles that got posted, meanwhile it's at a good grad school project level of maturity lmao magenta is just some dude loving around, it's a comedy kernel
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May 17, 2017 05:20
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pram posted:$3000 chromebook
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May 17, 2017 06:39
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Gazpacho posted:google: "we have a cloud platform too. honest!" that was the google cloud next conference a couple months ago. you probably never heard of it, but it's actually bigger than io.
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May 17, 2017 07:20
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im at a google thing and people are blowing into their phones irl for the bubbles thing
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May 17, 2017 17:49
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these people are all so tech-positive and i fuckin hate it
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May 17, 2017 18:14
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the assistant poo poo looks cool but google already spies enough of my personal info
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May 17, 2017 18:31
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:that was the google cloud next conference a couple months ago. you probably never heard of it, but it's actually bigger than io. even ibm has a cloud conference lmao
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May 17, 2017 18:37
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IBM has the best cloud - softlayer
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May 17, 2017 18:38
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super chat owns suck it crapplailures
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May 17, 2017 19:12
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lol this superchat bit is high comedy for the wrong reasons
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May 17, 2017 19:13
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amazon should be shaking in their little pantaloons RIP twitch
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May 17, 2017 19:15
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Have they deleted google plus yet?
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May 17, 2017 19:40
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wwdc is in san jo now so it's arguable if io is actually "worse" e: apparently google moved io to the south bay too qirex fucked around with this message at 20:46 on May 17, 2017 |
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May 17, 2017 19:43
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Aws summit told me about a lot of cool tech that I won't be able to use due to vendor lock-in paranoia but that's my employers problem and not amazon's Javaone was some guy from google going "duuuuuude i put kubernetes on a raz pi!" *gigglez* Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 17, 2017 |
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May 17, 2017 20:19
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poty posted:lol this superchat bit is high comedy for the wrong reasons that was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time anticomedy at its finest truly amazing
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May 17, 2017 20:40
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carry on then posted:even ibm has a cloud conference lmao
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May 17, 2017 20:46
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unlike google who's big new announcement is a new PL named after kato kaelin
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May 17, 2017 21:52
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great machine learning right there that cant grasp someone might want to say tuesday. this sure was worth the billion tensorflow petaflops
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May 18, 2017 19:27
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thats from the official gmail blog btw
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May 18, 2017 19:29
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poty posted:great machine learning right there that cant grasp someone might want to say tuesday. this sure was worth the billion tensorflow petaflops you realize these are just potential ads units and within a year there will be one that if the word 'lunch' appears in the email it will say "I'm thinking Arby's™"
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May 18, 2017 19:45
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qirex posted:you realize these are just potential ads units and within a year there will be one that if the word 'lunch' appears in the email it will say "I'm thinking Arby's™" well i do now!
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May 18, 2017 19:46
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now I'm curious how any system could parse "monday or tuesday" into "monday, monday, or both"
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May 18, 2017 19:56
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qirex posted:now I'm curious how any system could parse "monday or tuesday" into "monday, monday, or both" maybe it is super clever and can see your Tuesday is rammed because google calendar or something
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May 18, 2017 20:34
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why has nobody made a mass effect dialog wheel thing
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May 18, 2017 20:37
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the correct answer to that email is "why dont you just email me your loving questions or comments" anyway
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May 18, 2017 20:38
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poty posted:great machine learning right there that cant grasp someone might want to say tuesday. this sure was worth the billion tensorflow petaflops "Oh gently caress off Anissa" "Apologies, Please disregard my previous email it was a bit of a autoreply accidet, or 'tensorfail' as the kids call it 😓. you timewasting fuckstain"
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May 18, 2017 22:10
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more like the intern that made that mockup didn't proofread it
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May 19, 2017 12:54
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That's apparently live actually I got it last night and it was entirely worthless. WElp that's my story
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I can't wait for them to unveil their next doomed initiative to properly manage the android device lifecycle
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