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It's right before dusk. I don't use an alarm clock. Right away, I put on my uniform and I'm ready to start the day. My breakfast is a bowl of raw oatmeal and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. As I drive down the street to headquarters, I look out the window at the countless criminals walking the street. There's a teenager with dark-looking eyes and what seems like a Middle Eastern appearance. He's walking a dog. He probably has drugs in his pockets. I think for a minute about how much better off would be with his bloodied corpse lying on the ground, the dog whimpering. I think about the full round of bullets piercing his spinal column, blood splurting out of his arteries. As he makes his final gasps, choking on the red stuff, I find that his pockets are empty except for one of those "smart" phones and keys. Of course, what need does a teenager have with a cellular phone in the first place, other to gain drugs. I refrain from calling emergency services too early and calmly place my hand over the wretch's mouth and nose. The dog looks threatening, so I use the last round in my gun to finish the job. After filing my report and being inconvenienced by the would-be terrorist, I hear some noises from the trunk of my cruiser. It's barely audible under the volume of the Hanson compact disc I'm playing. I find a tunnel to park within and slowly get out. The noise continues. What could this din possibly be? Using my key, I open the trunk slowly. Not that I should be surprised, but in my absent-mindedness of a fortnight before, I forgot that a young Mexican woman was in there. While in line at the Burger King, I could have swore she gave me a strange look. The kind of look that tells me that she's not only an illegal, but a drug smuggler. Of course, I repeat myself. Her piercing eyes look into mine. I hesitate to remove the gag around her mouth. She attempts to continue to loosen the duct tape around her extremities. I take out my nightstick and proceed to do what I should have done before. Again inconvenienced, I take the two bodies out of my cruiser and dump into a nearby pond. But not before slipping a few bags of drugs in their pockets. What's that I hear? I believe that's a witness, but I can't allow such obstruction of justice. I cock my gun, already loaded with fresh bullets. There's only one thing that matters and I tell myself this everyday: Everyone is guilty. I'm God's angel of death.
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 00:56 |
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This is gbs sir. Creative Convention is near the bottom of forum directory.
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:21 |
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*spends four hours browsing feet pics on twitter*
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:23 |
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Snatch Duster posted:This is gbs sir. Creative Convention is near the bottom of forum directory. Are you threatening a police officer? HANDS DOWN AND STOP RESISTING
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:26 |
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this thread will die before page 2
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:30 |
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*gets appointed to be the Director of Homeland Security*
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:32 |
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Roargasm posted:this thread will die before page 2 ARE YOU THREATENING AN AGENT OF THE LAW
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# ? May 18, 2017 04:43 |
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i got a goatee even though its 2017, look at me im crazy!
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# ? May 18, 2017 05:51 |
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:marks ethnicity as white:
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:22 |
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*yells at don lemon till he cries* *adjusts cowboy hat and walks away*
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77sPKCc4SS0
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:26 |
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*showin out for the white cop*
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:09 |
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*is the powerful example of the hypocritical nature of liberal-progressive bullshit*
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:16 |
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*pins more random poo poo onto dress uniform; looks even more like a North Korean general*
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:19 |
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Roargasm posted:this thread will die before page 2
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:24 |
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If trolling is a art, rtype has been on deviant art for a decade and still can't draw
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:28 |
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Snatch Duster posted:This is gbs sir. Creative Convention is near the bottom of forum directory. This is gbs sir. Creative Convention is near the bottom of forum directory.
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:38 |
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R-Type posted:*is the powerful example of the hypocritical nature of liberal-progressive bullshit* r0type is a good game, shut up
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:39 |
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Egbert Souse posted:It's right before dusk. I don't use an alarm clock. Right away, I put on my uniform and I'm ready to start the day. My breakfast is a bowl of raw oatmeal and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. hey i like your avatar
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:41 |
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"Who the gently caress am I?"
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# ? May 19, 2017 00:46 |
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*tips cowboy hat while inmate dies of dehydration*
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# ? May 19, 2017 00:53 |
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*jacks off*
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:09 |
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Can you imagine? Just sheriff David Clarke in nothing but his cowboy hat cranking his hog to some hot supersize bbw porn? Lol
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:10 |
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"You have to hand it to the Nazis, they knew how to look good!"
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:12 |
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*is black person most likely to be result of real 'Get Out' style brain transfer*
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:13 |
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"Yeah... That's Dave Clarke. You know, like the Dave Clarke Five? Oh, must be before your time, then."
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:16 |
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*is basically just a wildly successful version of this guy* https://youtu.be/wPHY4G-PN0M?t=43
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:51 |
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/I /error /Inventory /error
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# ? May 19, 2017 02:28 |
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*watches Dredd double digits number of times without ever once considering if the film is at all satirical or ironic* Hmm, yes *strokes chin goonishly*
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# ? May 19, 2017 02:40 |
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Suspending habeas corpus is for THE GREATER GOOD *adds another layer of dirt to crawlspace to cover the latest stack of bodies*
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# ? May 19, 2017 02:44 |
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If Uncle Ruckus were real he'd be David Clarke
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