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sup y'all, finally landed my dream job of teaching EFL at Tokimeki Memorial Junior College School Where Everyone Is An Ancient Yet Childish Elf. packed up my cargo shorts for all the horse-sized tear drops i'll need for when Sexy Fanservice Nurse murders me daily with a giant mallet. anyone got any tips on how to connect with that aloof yet passionate older-sister type senpai who might just be a horse in a dress? she's not participating in Literature and it's bringing her grades down. |
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Thanks, Vanisher, and might I say, excellent dancypotato in yr avatar. To be honest this is extremely a PG rated school, no clothes flying off or improbable breasts as far as the eye can see. Today one of the small mean girls dumped a whole sack of oats infront of Aloof Upperclasshorse and the room just about lost it, kids started transformation sequences left and right but I snapped them out of it before too too much of the building was destroyed. All's in a day's work, I suppose! crimes |
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May 18, 2017 17:50
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I don't habla much nihongo and my union reps are all shirtless bikers with impeccable hair. There's a rumor one of them transforms into a buxom young lass if splashed with cold water, which is why they never travel when it rains. Also because their huge tires are so, so needlessly bald.
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May 18, 2017 18:46
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had to cancel the midterm after every student turned out to be a log with cusses carved on them.
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May 19, 2017 03:04
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Decon posted:What classes are you teaching, Phiz? we're on some kinda weird lunar calendar so things change pretty frequently, but on even days my mornings usually start with "intro to butt jokes" followed by "adjectives related to power" and then a lunch seminar on SAT vocab. Afternoon classes I teach the older kids, so the materials a little more rigorous. my favorite right now is "the advanced seminotics of robot parts" and a primer on catgirl anatomy. rumor has it that lum's adopted daughter goes to this school but they've all got fuckin horns or antlers so idk man. hard to separate rumors from reality in these parts. crimes |
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May 19, 2017 16:40
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p. fuckin wack every time i need a cup of water i gotta drive up and down mt Akina in an toyota sprinter
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May 20, 2017 17:37
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eonwe posted:You should see if there are any students there with a lot of latent potential and then mentor them. At the right moment (such as at a quiz bowl), that latent potential will explode in a dramatic and magical transformation scene and they will easily win the competition. i really appreciate this advice, senpai, but i WAS top of my class at Magical Education Arcade Abenobashi (Inverted Nightmare Zone). this is familiar terrain for me, and in fact i often struggle to mentor up to 30 protagonists in a single class. thankfully the older kids, 14 and 15 year olds, have often given up on dreams and consigned themselves to NPC roles so gently caress me if I can get a single word out of them. crimes |
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May 25, 2017 20:06
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