Tei posted:

Hot take theories for Destiny 2:

- Hunter are removed from the game
- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup
- Theres a barber in the new social area, and based on your race you are not allowed to enter it (robots)
- Matchmaking for RAIDs. You start every raid with 16 players. The map gets filled with enemies and when only 6 players are still alive, they can proceed to the next stage of the raid. The dead guys can start matchmaking again.
- You can remove your helmet and even use has a weapon
- Batman detective movie, you can matchmake / random create missions where you explore random space hulks. Gravity in these relics is randomized and events too.
- You can equip a pocket dimension (housing). In this pocket dimension you can have crota inside your garden, killing cabals
- You can bet real world money on Osiris games
- "Prostitution mode" reduce the playable area of the game to the top left in a tiny box, so the rest of the screen can be use to show the streamer persona shirt-less

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

New Destiny 2 Bone Krew (XBox One) Sign Up Sheet



It's that time again! The Bone Krew Destiny (2) clan has been culled down and spread wide to accept new boners. We were filled up with boners for pretty much all of D1, so if you want to be in the clan do not delay!

I'm an Xbox One haver, what do I do?

1. Fill out the contact form here: https://goo.gl/forms/qFlo5MzqgEs40FVd2

2. Go to the BNet Bone Krew clan page and request to join: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=313913

Bone Krew Original is full, here's the new overflow clan: Bone Kreux: Part Deux

https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=2434388






3. Every time something stupid and/or cool happens in the game, record it and share dank gifs in this thread


You can view the XBone roster here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hSL9Fh33-_vQXDDqbmC61V8wmObcjWhJIT0FeBwX8ow/edit?usp=sharing

Be sure to go through the list and add people. The last couple of sign up sheets had over 100 people signed up and it's always better to play with friends. We've got a wide range of players ranging from casual patrolmans to sweaty pvp tryhards. Who knows, maybe you'll find your next trials wife!

Insane Totoro posted:

Since the original Big Dum Space Mans (PS4/PC) AND the overflow clan are full, we decided to make a SECOND overflow clan for PS4 and PC that's even bigger, dumber, and kinkier.

And then we made a THIRD overflow clan because you are all insane beautiful people.

The new overflow clan is the Big, Dumb Space Men and we are open to all who want to join. You can even invite your friends.

As always, we reiterate that even though we have four KINK clans that we form up in the the Discord channel and we ask that you try to ping us there when you submit applications, especially for non-goon friends. Just because there's FOUR separate kinky clans doesn't mean we all can't play together.

We'd like this Discord to be THE place for PS4 matchmaking and fireteam making.

To reiterate this is one drat awesome looking sticky muffin. You might say it is big and delicious too.



You also haven't lived until you have had a kinky breakfast in the back seat of a car in a Wegmans parking lot.

Furthermore, Kay Is a Noob Killa.

quote:

El_Molestadore wrote on Sep 3, 2017 07:25:
Can you add this to the OP?

Goon Squid Europa
https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2103474
Primarily PS4 but some will get the game on pc as well.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Boys, it's been real. Thanks to all the posters here who helped us find our true selves. Please enjoy this send off montage from all of us at Bone Krew

Bone Krew - The Rippin' And The Tearin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5iIaP0M3c

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Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.

dahbadu posted:

Actual true story: Not to rub it in (actually, yeah, I'm gonna rub it in), but my wife is also close to a decade younger than me and she's hot. She's a goon, into games, and she's a CSE major that can out-code most of the posers in this thread. And to return to an earlier point -- just perhaps, the people that cry sperg the loudest may want to look inward. And just perhaps, maybe I'm doing something right and the problem isn't with me.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Something came in the mail







Seal Team Twix is locked and cocked






It's time for a Snacktical Reload




Let's eat the rear end of Destiny 2 guys

xzzy posted:

Why does wrecks turn into cheese factory?

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Waffle House posted:

Probably just a coincidence, but Luke Smith's hoodies during the reveal stream corresponded to the two colors of the expansions revealed so far:






Earlier I correlated the designs on the blue (second) hoodie to several planets using the original alpha lupi array diagram, which raises questions, but I can't figure out what to make of the yellow one; it's not an emblem or concept that I'm aware of in the game.

xzzy posted:

I suspect imgur is coming to grips with the issue of using a shitton of bandwidth and processing power, but lacking a business model or income.

bushwookie19 posted:

http://i.imgur.com/esj0VaG.gifv

CheeseFactory posted:

im 80 and gay

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

I love how it cuts off at the end mid sentence like he got hit with a rocket during his parting words