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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > been noticing a whole lot of stuff since I stopped touching my genitals
 
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by R. Guyovich
once you stop your lotus eating of mirth meat, you realize that you are a one-eyed monster. a one-eyed monster constantly touching a one-eyed monster, continuing on down a recursive cycle of realization, horror, and masturbation as you realize your whole existence always resolves down to being a one-eyed monster polishing the skin of another, smaller one-eyed monster. fractal fruity funny business.

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