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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > been noticing a whole lot of stuff since I stopped touching my genitals
 
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cda posted:

me (pecker in palm): I'm going to drive my car on the parkway until I reach my house, where I will park it in the driveway

me (three months since pud-touch): women think my medal is sexy, the medal Merriam Webster gave me for fixing the English language
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 my guitar instructor couldn't believe my improvement recently.

* # ¿ May 21, 2017 15:33
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