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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > been noticing a whole lot of stuff since I stopped touching my genitals
 
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Ultra Spoot

 Me on stage about to perform at a comedy club: "Oh don't worry about me being not funny, you see, I've stopped touching my genitals, allowing me to notice a whole lot more stuff than a normal genital toucher."

*audience laughs uncomfortably*

* # ¿ May 22, 2017 10:13
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:07
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Ultra Spoot

Lizard Wizard posted:

now hear me out

what if we all just went with a buddy system and touched each other's genitals?

:aaaaa:

* # ¿ May 25, 2017 04:10
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