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theres an arrow in the FedEx logo
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me (pecker in palm): I'm going to drive my car on the parkway until I reach my house, where I will park it in the driveway
me (three months since pud-touch): women think my medal is sexy, the medal Merriam Webster gave me for fixing the English language
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May 20, 2017 19:30
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stopped touching my genitals and I noticed i've actually been living in a wolf den and have been raised by wolves since birth
when I was born the doctors thought i might be dead because i was so quiet but i was just fondling my junk and hadn't realized what had happened yet
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May 20, 2017 19:32
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now that ive stopped touching my genitals, i've realized that there are four other senses, so my next goal is to stop smelling, tasting, seeing, and hearing them
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May 20, 2017 20:09
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i'm tryign to imagine how perceptive i'lll be once i stop looking at my genitals but the only thing i can currently imagine is my genitals.
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my distant wife: why won't you make love to me anymore
me: the clouds in Super Mario Bros. are the same as the bushes
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