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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > been noticing a whole lot of stuff since I stopped touching my genitals
 
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I have taken steps beyond just not touching my genitals. I forbid my taint from even making contact with my thighs, nor contact with itself. I have seen sounds, I have tasted colors. I have communicated with inter-dimensional space beings from Venus to Jupiter. My mind has traveled to the top of Everest and to the black bottom of the ocean. Every day my kids tell me I'm fantastic and I always win the lottery. Despite all this, it just saddens me that with one misstep this will all come crashing back down in a second.

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Piso Mojado posted:

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Some of us were not meant for greatness.

* # ¿ May 22, 2017 13:49
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