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since i stopped constantly touching my junk I have come to the somewhat shocknig realization that I have two arms and hands to interact with the world like I can hold something in one hand and manipulate it with the other freakin bananas man, I have finally cracked the mystery
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 13:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:46 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Just an example of the kind of things we can achieve when you don't pull the pud. woah I had no idea my activities were holding back humanity's progress so dramatically
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 19:57 |
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Manifisto posted:woah I had no idea my activities were holding back humanity's progress so dramatically me to scarlett johansson: so in sum it's been pretty conclusively demonstrated that any built-up sexual tension on my part will lead to global inaction and dysfunction. I'm really just . . . mentioning this, seems like the sort of thing we all might want to keep in mind, for the, uh, good of the planet. |
# ¿ May 21, 2017 20:04 |
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Scroon posted:The world is too bright, loud, and scary. Some days I just feel like retreating to the comfort of touching my genitals and shut the whole world out me discovering touching my genitals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s honestly, what's so great about this "real world" that people keep talking about? |
# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:00 |