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Manifisto


since i stopped constantly touching my junk I have come to the somewhat shocknig realization that I have two arms and hands to interact with the world

like I can hold something in one hand and manipulate it with the other

freakin bananas man, I have finally cracked the mystery


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


deep dish peat moss posted:

Just an example of the kind of things we can achieve when you don't pull the pud.

woah I had no idea my activities were holding back humanity's progress so dramatically


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Manifisto posted:

woah I had no idea my activities were holding back humanity's progress so dramatically

me to scarlett johansson: so in sum it's been pretty conclusively demonstrated that any built-up sexual tension on my part will lead to global inaction and dysfunction. I'm really just . . . mentioning this, seems like the sort of thing we all might want to keep in mind, for the, uh, good of the planet.

Manifisto


Scroon posted:

The world is too bright, loud, and scary. Some days I just feel like retreating to the comfort of touching my genitals and shut the whole world out

me discovering touching my genitals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

honestly, what's so great about this "real world" that people keep talking about?

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