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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017




Ok we've all seen this funny rear end picture. But the question remains: how did it happen? How did a tyre track end up in the middle of a parking? Methinks an investigation is in order.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute.

Q: How did the egg cross the road?
A: It scrambled across!

i got more of these if you like

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who gave you authority for this, OP? because i don't think this is in our jurisdiction

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

who gave you authority for this, OP? because i don't think this is in our jurisdiction

this thread is mod approved

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

But did Maude give her okay?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Duck was practicing drifting, next question

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i tried to find some tire jokes and theres a whole website about funny tire stories, check it out! i know i did
http://www.tire-information-world.com/tire-humor.html

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


LOL! love the tyre jokes. But how did the track end up there? this is important.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

On the season premiere of Bird Law, Larry and Jude are on a wild goose chase against a duck that drifts through their fingers every time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the mods are corrupt, though, and will likely quash any findings that threaten the status quo

really i don't think you're after the truth at all, OP. you're just after an easy life!

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


i want nothing but the truth. I will donate a steam game to whomever finds the truth behind the mystery

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

Maya Fey posted:



Ok we've all seen this funny rear end picture. But the question remains: how did it happen? How did a tyre track end up in the middle of a parking? Methinks an investigation is in order.

the track was left by one of these:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

FuhrerHat posted:

i tried to find some tire jokes and theres a whole website about funny tire stories, check it out! i know i did
http://www.tire-information-world.com/tire-humor.html

This website is a scam the links are broken!!! Really outrageous, I had just settled down for some light humor about tires and now this!!

I'm sick and tired (just a little tire humor, heh) of this bullshit

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Helianthus Annuus posted:

the track was left by one of these:

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Ohnonotme
Jul 23, 2007
Yay!
Someone did a burnout, and the duck is lying on it as it absorbs more heat than plain asphalt when the sun rises, hence it is warm.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The duck was tired, you see.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

The duck was tired, you see.

:vince:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Colonel Cancer posted:

The duck was tired, you see.

it doesn't add up!

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the FBI just added 10,000 dollars to the bounty to figure things out

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I painted it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
those dumb birds think they're in a lake.

Svartvit
Jun 18, 2005

al-Qabila samaa Bahth
PM me

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I could go for some duck sliders

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

nanomachines

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Clearly the duck was almost run over by a DeLorean converted into a time machine, which luckily reached 88MPH a moment before impact.


....Is Christopher Lloyd dead? He's probably going to die soon, if not.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

FuhrerHat posted:

i tried to find some tire jokes and theres a whole website about funny tire stories, check it out! i know i did
http://www.tire-information-world.com/tire-humor.html

Aw man, their "tire humor" forum's broken. I wanted to see a real comedy forum in action.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Nap Ghost
he probably just didn't want to annoy the weird duck legged sun god in his path

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://youtu.be/FuEpiIcmTtw?t=1955

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