Crab Adventure

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alnilam

"hello my future crabfriend, this is what i sound like"

# ¿ May 23, 2017 16:02

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 10:45

alnilam

Lizard Wizard posted:

use weapon to pull self up cylinder

this, we need that steel drum!
but ask nicely first if we can borrow it

# ¿ May 24, 2017 12:25

alnilam

crab,

# ¿ May 24, 2017 16:54

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

holy lol

# ¿ May 31, 2017 13:37

alnilam

Vanisher would be a good DM

# ¿ May 31, 2017 13:38

alnilam

[aside] gee i hope we have saturday off

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 12:20

alnilam

Scroon posted:

Take the schedule and destroy it

LET CHAOS REIGN

alt idea: use your snips to rearrange the schedule so everyone's on janitor duty :laugh:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:06

alnilam

Everyone knows when you're on janitor duty you go smoke out by the trash compactor

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:40

alnilam

# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 02:52

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

don't get bribed on your own supplibed

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 22:38

alnilam

Munchables posted:

Lower left path

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 12:42

alnilam

lol smokin out by the dumpster on janitor duty, hellll yeah

Twenty Four posted:

I guess maybe go up the stairs behind door number two?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 14:35

alnilam

lol

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 06:05

alnilam

^^^

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:31

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

Hello and welcome, Duckson.

Welcome, hello & chat, duckson. Do you have any interesting hobbies

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 19:38

alnilam

I was gonna say peek thru the boards at the quarters but yeah let's peep the furn

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 00:51

alnilam

dux can't resist nests..........

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 20:56

alnilam

Barking Gecko posted:

Perhaps it will hatch a duck/crab hybrid.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 19:46

alnilam

n n n n n

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 22:42

alnilam

I think we should insist on holding the ezood ourselves but agree to use it to help their plan

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 14:21

alnilam

super sweet best pal posted:

Toss the ezood but give a farewell speech first.

this + a farewell sip

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 12:34

alnilam

Twenty Four posted:

pouring one out for my crabbies

yeah...... right in2 my mouth!!

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 16:14

alnilam

vanisher posted:

It's with a heavy heart that we let go this piece of our adventure. For some, the ezood is a way of life. For many, it's a burden that must be carried for it's possible future use. To ulysses c. crab, it was all of these things and more.

Ezood, i'll see you in heaven looking down when the adventure is over.

Truthfully I was expecting more of a boom, but lets see if it did the trick

lol

wait did we byobishly forget some of the instrucions related to making things really blow up

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 18:25

alnilam

i wave 2 duckson n say hi ^_^

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 19:06

alnilam

yeah what the h*ck os with that!!

also i wanna meet this glorious ducrab (??) when it hatches, maybe it will lead both of our peoples to harmony

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 12:39

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

holy poo poo, blade runner crossover

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 18:26

alnilam

really wish we still had some ezood :stare:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 18:27

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

I say we go for duckson. the other crabs can take care of themselves for a while, the duckson rescue(?) is more urgent. also it would be good to get closure on that egg.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 16:07

alnilam

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 12:26

alnilam

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 20:31

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

let's scout the shrubbery for spies, food, and hiding places

if there's activity/stuff going on, we may want to watch from concealment and figure out what the deal is

I'm into this

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 15:22

alnilam

Quick look at what's on the other side of the hedges, while he on smoke break? Maybe some itams we can use

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 19:10

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

if we go this route we may want to create a diversion . . . say throwing something in the other direction to distract the driver while we scuttle for our lives

any stones or the like in the ground at our feet?

that's sort of what i was thinking, or like snip off a piece of branch... but even doing so might create enough of a rustle

we could ask crabber to snip the branch but then would he escape in time?

also lol @ the metal gear style top-view

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 14:05

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

I was thinking we might try to sort of thwack it up, let the suckers grab the handle of the bar, and jerk it sideways

hopefully the bar won't come all the way out and clatter to the ground

It should remain stuck to our incredible gripping weapon!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 01:10

alnilam

I'm for strike, i don't want to get locked in the truck and we might not even make it in time!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 19:36

alnilam

I know I don't like unnecessary violence either but I'm imagining a nice bonk on the head knock him out sort of thing, talking could work too but hiding is too risky i think

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 20:12