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~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~ If you get stuck in the field, just remember the four fundamentals: Check your surroundings Rummage about Ask for information Bash stuff |
# ¿ May 27, 2017 15:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:37 |
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Manifisto posted:we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up! Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet? ...No, if you love it let it go. Let the duck roam free as a gull and peep those stick puffers. |
# ¿ May 28, 2017 17:33 |
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I'm not a stickmancer -- mostly cause I partied too much that semester at Crustaceous State -- but I reckon all the good sticks are collected in the river. Bushes are where YOUNG sticks live, but the ADULT sticks float down a river to start a life far from the spawning grounds. Normally if you were going into a cave you'd want an eel, but I haven't seen any land eels around We may have to go it alone. |
# ¿ May 30, 2017 00:51 |
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Munchables posted:>door two Munchables, we're all your friends here and we say this from a place of love: please, deal with your ezoodamania. I know, I know, everyone likes to suck mind-bending liquids out of the trash from time to time. We've all had our partycrab faze, but the days of butter and garlic have to end eventually. Time to molt that shell and scuttle toward the future. |
# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:55 |
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can we fashion a small crabcart out of sticks to haul our treasure of also sticks? |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 03:11 |
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I can only assume that our chitinous crusader had to attend a meeting of the American Crabological society or risk losing his official badge of office and his 2% discount on crabology equipment. |
# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 20:03 |
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Manifisto posted:there will be a time for messing with stuff, but now is perhaps not that time - I'd say let's peep the crab quarters before touching the controls Ahh yes the ole scuttle-n-poke maneuver, a classic of crab tactics. I wonder what manner of work the salves are doing down here. Clearly they needed a fair amount of crabhours, a furnace, and a king's ransom in twig stock. A whole lot of labor, tech, and capital for ...what end? |
# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 16:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:37 |
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vanisher posted:
UC Crab is a deskwizard and he used his tremendous furniturial powers to cast "Summon Lectern V." |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 18:33 |