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Sensual Simian

summer jorts
son (1), I loved your mother once a long time ago(2). she never told me about you, but if she had I probably would've asked for proof(3) because your mother has lied to me in the past.

look in the mirror. look hard at yourself and tell
me what you see? does your eyes remind you of somebody? see a twinkle there (4)? that's me, your dad. check out these sweet biceps, child of mine. take a look at your nipples.....are they sexy & dark like mine? look at my nips, kiddo(6) and tell me you don't see the family resemblance.

I wish I had a dad like me when I was your age but I was to busy loving your momma. tomorrow is "bring your child to work" day (7) and if I had a job (8) I would take you but instead I'm going to teach you about being a man or lady (9) because I'm not judgmental but it would be weird if I found out I had a son and then that boy turned into a woman, almost like having two kids dropped into my lap at once without warning, I'm not paying support for two kids.

I love you, squirt. don't do drugs (unless you share with me)(10)

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