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who is the biggest fail club
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



It's time for the transfer thread. Our poo poo Jersey Shore mod threatened to ban whoever started this thread but he won't, because no balls. please no

ITT we will discuss the absolute worst transfer gossip as if it was the gospel. Be ready for [code] tags, lineups, discussions around wages, and the next Tore Andre Flo.



Here are some transfers that didn't happen:

Jose posted:

There will be less than 5 transfers for more than £10m

WRONG

Grimble posted:

Ødegaard is possibly going on loan to Ajax according to norwegian media. Could be good for him.

WRONG

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Arsene won't spend a penny

RIGHT

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Dimitri payet, to arsenal, it's happening

WRONG

julian assflange posted:

I bet those retards Manchester United will spend money on a footballer lmao

WRONG

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Carlos Tevez is off to Shanghai for...

*rubs eyes*

£615,000 per week

RIGHT

Frankston posted:

Looking forward to Aston Villa buying some professional footballers that can play midfield.

WHOOPS

There are a bunch more fail predictions but I'm not going to be bothered. If you post a done deal in this thread, you must bold the text. If you do not bold the text, you'll be banned. If you bold something that is not a done deal, you'll be banned.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The Chinese finally got wise to the money laundering and want a piece

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I wonder how much money they chucked at Marco Silva considering Porto could offer CL

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



PirateBob posted:

There are some truly mouth watering transfer stories surrounding treble winners Manchester United :D

Burnley CB Michael Keane, who was sold by Van Gaal for £2m during summer 2015, could return after one decent season for a bad team for £25m. :waycool:

Utd have reportedly bid €35m for Inter's Ivan Perisic, a 28 year old winger described by some as a left footed Valencia, but Inter are holding out for €60m. :fap:

Who would win between Chelsea and Man Utd for which team has spent the most rebuying former players

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



wenger out


of the board room and to the training ground

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I've completed forgot Mandanda was at Palace

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



As long as he's decently cheap we need another CB since Hanley is going

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'm sure players will enjoy spending months playing lovely friendlies

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I wonder how many keepers Newcastle need

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



It looks like he has a big earring in the first frame

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Anyone follow the Portuguese league and can tell me about Semedo?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



ultrabindu posted:

Oxford City signed a guy from McDonalds



This is phenomenal

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Looks like Abraham will be confirmed over the weekend, hopefully he can step up

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



He's going to sign a new contract so I doubt we'll get an option to buy

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Isn't Salah on some 3 year loan or something to Roma

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nothing will happen over the tapping up, but this is a very fast bust cycle for the liverpool posters

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'd like Newcastle to sign some players, Rafa pls

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



He's not French enough

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Could you post a smaller picture

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

Ranieri was going to become Nantes manager but FFF rules don't allow clubs to hire managers who're 65+

Wait what?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Can we change the thread title

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



trem_two posted:

"This transfer window looks super depressing for Man United so far" - PirateBob, June 3rd.

I approve of this

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Sunderland is a dumpster fire, they'll hire some poo poo manager then sack him and bring back Big Sam when they are in 19th place around Christmas

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Byolante posted:

Turn on your monitor

But it was already on

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Reprisal posted:

how tall is that agent that he makes Pickford look like a boy

Probably a good 8 inches

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sassassin posted:

Swansea have signed Barracuda Networks Inc. to be their official cloud-enabled security and data protection solutions partner.

Excited to see the rivalry between Barracuda Networks and Total Network Solutions

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Antoine Conte has moved to Beitar Jerusalem, p big stuff

[url]https://twitter.com/fcbeitar/status/875320630505332737[//url]

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That was deliberate because I can't stop my phone from embedding the tweet

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



It's time for Howson to shine

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hegay posted:

It's because Ronaldo sold his future image rights in 14 when the Beckham Law was about to be revoked and paid 24% on €153 million instead of 43%. Procestutors find the amount to be too high and as a way of not having to pay taxes on image rights in 2015-20

This seems fine to me, it's gray as gently caress but it's not against the law

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

seems legit imo



lol

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Big Ron would top a lot of Spanish twinks in jail

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle are going to sign another Florian

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I want some transfer bans but also big transfers

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Liverpool has been without a blatant racist for awhile so I'm glad to see this

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Do they have Nandos in San Sebastián

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bea Nanner posted:

Can we come up with a Sex Noise XI?

I can only offer Schlupp

windass?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Barcelona C maybe

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'd like any signings please

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bacon Terrorist posted:

Shaw is first choice scapegoat.

Shaw technically counts for two

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