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who is the biggest fail club
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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Griezmann really gonna be allowed to leave when Athletico Madrid have a transfer ban?

Glad to see I made the OP, I will do a cool and good fashionable U-turn for this thread and predict Wenger will spend a penny.

As long as the release clause is triggered Atletico can't do anything. But ManU has different priorities right now, like an actual striker.

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Jul 7, 2006

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GG would've killed himself if it wasn't for Donnarumma saving Milans season, so Hegav is correct.

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Manchester City could face a player registration ban due to the transfer of 15 year old Benjamin Garre from Velez Sarsfield in Argentina.

While the kid has Italian citizenship the whole no minors transferring in from outside EU still applies.

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Jul 7, 2006

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The forum would applaud his braveness throwing darts at racist youth players for once.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Still less than what United paid for Pogba so far lmao

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Jul 7, 2006

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Unless Mbappe's agent is handed something in excess of €40m it holds true.

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Jul 7, 2006

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oliwan posted:

Bosz from Ajax to Dortmund is apparently all but done.

http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Peter-Bosz-wird-neuer-Cheftrainer-von-Borussia-Dortmund

It's official.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He's good but also Bosnian.

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Jul 7, 2006

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https://twitter.com/BVB/status/872390247451164672

Maximilan Philipp from Freiburg to Dortmund is a Done Deal.

Healbot posted:

He's good but also Bosnian.

To add to this: he's quite freaking good and I wouldn't have minded seeing him follow up in Lahm's position. Good workrate, almost found anywhere he's needed in build-up, discipline slightly below average iirc.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He's Turkish, deal with it.

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Jul 7, 2006

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According to Bild, Khedira is having a medical check in Augsburg today.





















































https://twitter.com/FCAugsburg/status/872438176324997120
Rani Khedira, that is.

Healbot fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jun 7, 2017

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Jul 7, 2006

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So they did tap him up lmao

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Jul 7, 2006

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blue footed boobie posted:

Is there actually any bite to a tapping up penalty? I thought it was usually just a fine that's insignificant in terms of these clubs.

Clubs can be barred from registering players for up to several transfer windows.

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Jul 7, 2006

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blue footed boobie posted:

That has to be for repeated violations though, right? Iirc Chelsea only got a fine for tapping up Ashley Cole in public.

Not if the tapping happened behind the scenes, in that the club directly interacted with the player and/or his agent without the clubs consent and/or knowledge.

The apology is basically Liverpool admitting they did this and trying to go back on Southamptons good side.

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Jul 7, 2006

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https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/873843133766918144

Serge Gnabry to Bayern is a Done Deal.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He's a good player that could develop into a great one, has shown some potential in Rio last year and was rather good at scoring this season, which helped Werder immensely.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Costa was good in his first half season in Munich and pretty drat mediocre after that. A pale imitation of Ribery with barely a team sense.

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/875028963084709889

Also Tolliso to Bayern is done and dusted.

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Jul 7, 2006

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If I didn't know better glasses guy got caught in the act abusing this poor new signing.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He really does look different without his wig.

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Jul 7, 2006

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sassassin posted:

Swansea signed a 16 year old American kid with an Italian name on a precontract.

How nice of Swansea to be playing Guido Italianman from New Jersey.

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Jul 7, 2006

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The right club for him is the one people use on seals.

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Jul 7, 2006

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ozmunkeh posted:

Borini will run and run and run but he's a bit pants.

He'll do 90 minutes of warm up per game to the jeering of all the new Chinese fans OP.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Anthony Modestes move to China has failed thanks to him and his agent wanting part of the transfer sum as bonus payment.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Antonio Rüdiger is apparently on his way to Chelsea according to di Marzio.

€33m plus a bonus of 5m, five year contract, medical is pending.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Nabi Keita is quite good, but I'm hearing Red Bull won't sell him for under 90m, soo welp.

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Dunban posted:

RIP his career

I'm at this point not even sure he meets the national team quota to go work in the UK.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Ninpo posted:

At 23 he should be approaching his peak as an attacking player, not still be raw with work to do.

Hmm.

Hmmmmmm.

Nope.

That's not in defense of the Ox but the average football player, who peaks when they're around 26-30.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Vegetable posted:

Lyon president says any deal with Arsenal would be "done for between €45m to €50m." Not quite the outlandish sums people have been bandying around

0.5 Pogbas is still outlandish money.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He signed a pre-contract for Trabzonspor years back and took a 100k down payment before signing for Hamburg, so he was barred from playing since February.

So uuh have fun his freekicks.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Troy Queef posted:

decent Turkish international midfielder who, as Healbot said, has good free-kicks

also as I alluded to earlier he was one of the people Gokhan Tore pulled a gun on a couple years back

Töre did not pull the gun, it was a friend of his he brought with him.

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Jul 7, 2006

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He should have worked a single day in his life to be considered working class.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Nice, Douglas Costa is apparently off to Juventus for real now, as the club has sold Neto and freed up the third non-EU slot.

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Hegay posted:

Hm, with a loan we still retain the image rights I think? Might be why the club accepted such a low offer.

They want him gone to make way for Mbappe.

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Jul 7, 2006

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https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/885551913856630784

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Jul 7, 2006

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PirateBob in melting down over nothing because he's being a plastic retard, again.

Color me surprised.

- plastic retard

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Jul 7, 2006

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Lmao Perisic was a fraud for both Dortmund and Wolfsburg.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Keita is not leaving, and I'm doing a lol while Liverpool escalate offers to 2.5 Pogbas.

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Thirteenth Step posted:

What their owner doesn't realise is that he actually has to want to go and needs to agree to the move personally.

He can't simply take his passport away and chain him up like stadium workers.

But but he's had enough of lingering in Messis shadow and wants a shot at the Ballon d'or, so it's got to be the only non-Spanish club that has owners willing to spend a fortune at getting their way with FIFA.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Yes, let's go to a club that is gonna have trouble with the French taxman soon.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Scousers are so distraught with this transfer not happening, they tweeted at Raphael Honigstein to set Keita free of his Red Bull shackles.

Never mind the sporting director being Ralf Rangnick.

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