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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Was this confidential info or is it known we have subs there?

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/867335646423265280

If this is true then it's really really really stupid. The entire point of having boomers is to be ready to light whomever the gently caress up in a moment's notice without them knowing where the hell their death came from. He's potentially damaging part of the US nuclear triad by telling Duterte this. This big mouth retard simply can't stop revealing secrets.

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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Fitzy Fitz posted:

As much as we complain about echo chambers and the increasing partisan divide in the country, what the gently caress are we supposed to do about it? That woman in Walmart is the norm. Every time I make the mistake of glancing at the comment section of a news article that involves race, I see a bunch of people like her. These people are loving gross, and it's seriously depressing to interact with them.

Shame the hell out of them. Doesn't always work but it's a start when it does.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Moatman posted:

Don't get me wrong, I like 4, but the plot was pretty heavy handed.
Pagan was a Good Villain though
Pagan was a charismatic rear end in a top hat. I loved him.

I still remember the secret fast ending with him suggesting you go blow some poo poo up with him as being totally :black101:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


haveblue posted:

Generally yes, although the last one was set in space so I'm not sure how they worked it in there.

But like nobody played that one. People only got it for the remastered CoD4. :v:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



I saw that dork's CNN interview earlier and had to Google him after how embarrassing it was. This picture came up and it explained everything. Just random creepy fat guy Republican #153. Apparently he drinks too much and gets handsy with women that work for him.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



Uh who is getting a dose of freedom this time?

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Ekster posted:

Boars tend to damage crops worldwide, there's plenty of them, hunting them is often encouraged.

Doesn't help that humans killed off all the predators that would normally keep the hog population in check.

All we have left is a perpetual hunting season to murder the poo poo out of every hog in sight. Probably won't even work since they reproduce fast.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I know there are outfits that you can buy twitter followers. How much do they charge?

First random site I found on Google charged $50 for 5k followers.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



At that point I would welcome extinction courtesy of an asteroid.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



I mean how can you consider Sol to be reliable when it will go red giant phase in billions of years. :colbert:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Kaboobi posted:

here's a good thread about trump maybe being the cuck all along

https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870376706737139712

One of those times where you could say, "yea that makes sense."

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Jaxyon posted:

Unsolicited campaign slogan for Dems:

Hindsight is 2020

That's too good and will never be used. :smith:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



aka Cajun John Wayne from the few viral videos he was in a couple years ago.

He's a stupid gung ho coonass that thinks he is some super cop. Far too many people like him around here.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Reminder that Hank Jr is an insecure shithead who wears the beard/glasses combo because of a scar he got when his private plane crashed.

He fell down a mountain actually.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


SocketWrench posted:

This seems like something that would make a good drinking game.
Take a shot every time Trump tweets "lies"

So goodbye to your liver.


Tweet reactions are the best part of this administration.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


That Evergreen poo poo is ridiculous. It's not worth anyone's time to concern themselves with a bunch of idiots.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Reik posted:

Imagine the conversations that must go on in a normal New York City locker room?

Corruption and light treason perhaps?

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



In his house at Mar-a-Largo fat Trump lies cheetos stained and pissed on.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Feinne posted:

When he gets his phone back no way does Trump not freak out about the "idiot manbaby" defense though.

I expect nothing more than a single tweet saying, "BULLSHIT!"

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Night10194 posted:

The gently caress is McCain doing?

Being deeply concerned.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


business hammocks posted:

Is Trump giving a speech right now so that he stays distracted and doesn't tweet?

Saw that it was mentioned he's in a big room with all of his advisors and attorneys that are watching. Someone said earlier CNN had a WH source say Trump was thoroughly losing his poo poo during the testimony.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


SocketWrench posted:

That was me, and if it's as bad as they lead to believe, Trump's "speech" is going to be an angry rant of psycho speak. That's if he doesn't suffer a heart attack/stroke when he hits the podium or goes frothy mouthed to the point the secret service tranqs him with a dart gun and hauls him off on a stretcher

Now you're just getting me excited.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Rigel posted:

Trump literally did not know we had a major base and troops in Qatar

https://twitter.com/SimonMarksFSN/status/872858486895513600

:lol:

we're so loving hosed

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't it the largest US base in the middle east?

CENTCOM FOB.


Regardless of size it's a pretty important piece of the military.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Pollyanna posted:

Trump is the DarkSydePhil of US politics.

You can't say this until the piss tapes are released.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011



presdient

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


cr0y posted:

For us laypeople what happens next?

We await Kurt's mea culpa about liking weird tentacle porn.


Oh you meant for Trump.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Al Borland Corp. posted:

So what are the chances Qatar just cuts off the power and water to centcom?

Also, to be clear, if Qatar was attacked by KSA and Turkey was involved in their defense, wouldn't article 5 of NATO require us to support Turkey and thus Qatar?

Trump's 56th dimensional chess play has that covered. He never mentioned Article 5 even though it was in his speech to NATO. :smugdon:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


enraged_camel posted:

How would such tapes exist anyway?

Are we talking about some sort of hidden recording apparatus in the White House, with hidden microphones and cameras?

Didn't Nixon have the recording equipment in his desk?

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


LaserShark posted:

I'm starting to think those people who say this sort of thing is unconstitutional have a point. Blocking someone from sending the President tweets is one thing, but blocking them from reading official White House statements sounds pretty loving dictatorial.

I'm going to cry myself to sleep if what brings Trump down is him blocking people on loving Twitter.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Objurium posted:

"Dont remember meeting Russians, except for the ones I didnt tell you about, but don't see how that's relevant to Russian interference"

Ya boi rolled out the big boy font on his perjury notes.



Jesus, the font really is stupidly big.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Ague Proof posted:

Sessions ate a big bowl of chili for breakfast.

:lol: yes

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


fknlo posted:

Ready for some real poo poo?



Oh gently caress

e: I'm a moron. :downs:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Nonsense posted:

Rep. Joe Barton said the shooting means Civil War.

I can understand him being pissed and wanting blood. His 10 year old son was there and hid from the shooter.

Still a really stupid loving thing to say in the current political climate, but slightly understandable all things considered.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/875115677077704708

Sure, they might be terrorist sympathizers that we are condemning, but I don't see why I cant sell them planes

Just more art of the deal. :smugdon:

efb: wow i should refresh more often

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


BootStrap posted:

I, no-poo poo, had the blood of the first deer I killed when I was a teenager, rubbed all over my face by a couple of older cousins.

It's why that was the last time I ever went hunting.

Blooding after you first kill is normal in some places. It's gross and weird though. If I could go back I'd pass on doing it when I was 12. I'd rather stick to field dressing and cooking than all the other weird poo poo people sometimes do. I loved preparing the meat and eating more than anything else as a kid. Cooking is fun and now I'm hungry :colbert:

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


B B posted:

I was a public school teacher for a bit in Louisiana. Hitting kids was still encouraged by certain administrators at my school. That I was a white teacher in an all-black school is one of the (many) reasons I refused to do it.

Went to a private Catholic high school in Louisiana where it was 98% rich white kids. Paddling was an acceptable punishment by the dean or the principal if you were a real rear end in a top hat. All of the people that I knew that were paddled probably deserved it because they were all little shitheads. The administration had to get written parental consent beforehand though. My parents, my dad specifically, told them to gently caress off and if they touched my brother and I that "he would deal with them." It was a touchy subject where a lot of parents were ok while a vast majority of parents threatened lawsuits so they went with the written consent.

The best part was if you got paddled you got to sign the paddle used. Some kids took it as a point of pride.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Duke Igthorn posted:

Oh poo poo, forgot the times we live in:


For my kid's education


Kurt, is that you?

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Al Borland Corp. posted:

We did it in model united Nations once. If an emergency is declared the security counsel room is locked with no entry or exit. So we waited for the Russian ambassador to go to the bathroom, declared an emergency, and voted them out.

The old emergency vote while the rear end in a top hat is in the bathroom routine. Genius. :perfect:

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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Party Plane Jones posted:

Oh, in case you forgot

gently caress North Carolina.
https://twitter.com/broadly/status/877962436753727489

the gently caress?

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