Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"I start every morning by calling the police on all the illegals standing outside the local Home Depot, then to celebrate their deportation I'll rip the throat out of a kitten with my dentures and drink its blood to sustain my black, hate-filled heart. Trump said I could be head of something when I stumped for him and hail Satan I still believe him - it's just all this Russia stuff that's keeping him from allowing me to help him Make America ~~White~~ Great Again."

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# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:02

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:38

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

evilweasel posted:

two fun facts that you might not be aware of:

1) a business cannot plead the 5th
2) michael flynn, traitor, owns a business that he likely conducted his treason through

do you know who else knows these fun facts?

https://twitter.com/politico/status/867121312858353664

Oh god, please Matter :allears:

# ¿ May 23, 2017 22:11

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

nine-gear crow posted:

God, Bill O'Reilly gets fired, Roger Ailes dies, Tucker Carlson plows Fox's ratings into the basement, and now Sean Hannity might quit in a screaming huff over a literal fake news conspiracy? Is there a term for a hat-trick where the team just keeps getting scored on?

The correct answer is: A Vancouver Canucks game, but anyway

I believe you meant Germany v. Brazil in the 2014 World Cup.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 00:28

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

My Twitter Account posted:

Only until the plague takes care of them.

"Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them."

# ¿ May 24, 2017 21:40

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

aware of dog posted:

https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/867483717887025156

Oh jesus did they really corn cob themselves this bad

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:01

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Oxxidation posted:

No. Tweet's already gone.

I just saw that

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:02

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

pumpinglemma posted:

Quist is running heavily on healthcare, isn't he? And the special election is tomorrow?

Yep, he broadly supports Obamacare, wants to move to single-payer, and has been against the AHCA. And yep, it is indeed.

So this is about as good a bit of news he could have got outside of Gianforte appearing in the piss tape.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:12

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

mcmagic posted:

Gianforte also donated money to white nationalist groups.

everything I learn about that piece of poo poo makes me hate the fucker more.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:17

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Well, that's just the nature of health care. If you restrict access to it, you'll kill old and sick people. Young people just don't need as much of it, and their actuarial status means they can get it cheaper (if you remove community ranking).

Which is, of course, all why the only sane way to proceed is with a single-payer system. The contradictions inherent in a private healthcare system make it by definition unable to fulfill the functions of healthcare.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 22:27

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

farraday posted:

Also apparently 45k population Binghamton is a city.

If it was in Montana that would be the third-biggest, I believe. A veritable metropolis!

Yeah we... have a bit of empty space. :shobon:

e; but yeah everything east of the Mississippi is an undifferentiated mass of East Coast.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:27

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

you heard it here first folks: landlocked states with no coastline are in fact coasts

suck it liebruls

not our problem you live in bad states.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:31

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

i live in a state with an actual ocean

also lmao that you think tennessee, Kentucky, and Indiana are "the east coast"

nah i just think it's really funny when people get mad as gently caress about their states.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:35

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

this isn't about getting mad about states this is about you and glowing fish or w/e the handle is literally not comprehending the idea of what an ocean is

it's because you think we're talking about coastal states but in the plains it's thought of as a region. Nobody gives a flying gently caress about which states have coastlines and whether you count Vermont and PA, because you're all the same: dirty lowdown easterners.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:42

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

buddy im not from the east coast

america has two coasts

buddy were you aware that america touches two (2) oceans

yes but the west coast is close enough that montana bothers to distinguish between cali and the other two (and alaska i guess? idk)

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:45

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

Ok since you're unclear on geography

Pacific Washington Idaho Montana

buddy what world do you live in where people are telling you montana is the west coast

"close enough" not "part of" ya dingus

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:47

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

WeAreTheRomans posted:

The funniest thing about the RWM is the lag phase where they all wait to receive instructions in the new talking points.

Especially when it wrestles with their need for scoops and hot takes so you sometimes get a half-hour of scattershot justifications before the talking points actually land.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:55

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Arrgytehpirate posted:

I'm pretty sure he told that crazy Filipino president gj on his war on drugs

He did. Additionally, US intel is leaking like a sieve after the bombing in Manchester and the UK govt. is mad as hell.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:58

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Thaddius the Large posted:

I'm giggling like crazy that Gianforte just assaulted a journalist. Like, politicians literally attacking the press is a great step toward fascism, but in the moment I can't stop laughing.

Edit: my god, if he got arrested for assault on election night. . .

Please loving let it happen oh my god :pray:

Just let this happen and then tell me which version of faith is correct and I will be there every goddamn sunday (or saturday if it's the jews)

I truly desperately hope this tips Quist over the top, it was already looking like he had a reasonable shot, if all of tomorrow's local news is "CANDIDATE ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT" or pics of him slamming into a dude, man

# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:33

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Hey guys gonna be passing through Montana, any recommendations on the best place to get some wicked fresh ceviche?

got u fam

https://www.yelp.com/biz/feast-raw-...xpd5N5yoyzSuhtA

I haven't been enough places to say that Bozeman has 'the best' food (though that's my personal belief), but it secretly has a vast range of truly excellent eateries. Now, granted, there's a chippy in Millisle in Northern Ireland that is literally perfect food but

# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:43

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Gaunab posted:

Wow those are some beautiful skies.

There's a reason we call it Big Sky Country :allears:

As a native of the UK it's mindboggling how vast and gorgeous Montana skies are.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 00:57

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

stone cold posted:

what part of the U.K., france, poland, or iceland?

hahaha, fair.

Also just came to post that audio but I see it's already here. drat, not too much room for ambiguity :staredog:

# ¿ May 25, 2017 01:21

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Hastings posted:

It is alarming that he just went off on a dime. There was no build up to his aggression and Ben Jacobs just asked a question, no tone or anything. This guy needs therapy.

Yeah the goon upthread who said it suggests this isn't the first person Greg's exploded on is almost certainly right. The instant flip from calm to violence and screaming with no build-up or increasing anger in his voice or anything is pretty scary.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 01:38

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

The bodyslamming thing somehow could be the current thread title and I am pretty sure people would just skim by it and think "haw haw like that would ever happen."

Trump Thread II: Blood On Montana Beach

CrazySalamander posted:

Can someone explain to me how they can get away with that statement when there's audio please?

Either they didn't know there was audio or they're just shoving out some Fake News to give Rs their talking points and cognitive dissonance.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 01:41

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

CrazySalamander posted:

Why are they having a press conference? Wouldn't that put them into partisan waters no matter what they say?

With an incident like this they can't not. Too many questions and more will be asked as they continue no matter what they do, but a presser lets them address some things and at least appear reasonable and responsive.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 02:06

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/867548733608677376

# ¿ May 25, 2017 02:15

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

ShutteredIn posted:

He ran for governor and lost. That is the extent of his political career. He's the typical Republican businessman run government like a business hack.

Yeah he's pretty much the archetype of a rich white guy who thinks because he has money he'll take a shot at politics. He loving flooded the place with ads last year and it was a sweeter balm than can be imagined that amidst the horror of election night, he learned he had pissed it all away. Insha'allah, he just ensured history repeats.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 02:55

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Man yo I want to distance myself from glowing fish's overnight crazy, I was just giving people poo poo because hey what's the point in having states if not to give people in other states poo poo, but that dude crazy.

I'm goddamn loving this Gianforte mess though. Imagine doing something that gets you charged with assault on the eve of the election.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:48

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Anecdotally, but Montana fiancee reports that she heard from a fair few people at work today that they hadn't intended to vote, but were now going to do so in order to try and ensure Greg doesn't win. She's in Bozeman so it's a liberal stronghold anyway, but given that Dems usually use because of GOTV failures, could be something? Depends on how the early voting has gone though.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 23:00

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Thaddius the Large posted:

Not unless it's someone from out of state, no. Unless you're going with Rocky Mountain Oysters (which are far from unique to Montana, though the Rocky Mountain Testicle Festival is a sight to behold), there isn't much in the way of indigenous cuisine. Pork Chop Johns sandwich I guess, but I don't think that's unique either, just a fried pork chop sandwich.

What about tater pigs?

# ¿ May 26, 2017 03:29

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

enraged_camel posted:

oh man, look who joined the seth rich conspiracy circle-jerk!

Hey now maybe he's just trying to get the robber-cum-killer's friends to turn on him!

# ¿ May 26, 2017 21:49

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

#can'tcuckthezuck!

# ¿ May 26, 2017 23:03

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/868159479304642560

"Aw jeez I saw this real self-assured kid today but I've already committed my three rapes :sigh:

# ¿ May 26, 2017 23:19

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Party Plane Jones posted:

At this point we're just waiting for Notch's body to be discovered hanging in his mansion; dude really went off the deep end of depression/moronism after moving to LA and realized he's sitting in a 6000 sq foot multimillion dollar home and knows nobody.

I already told him he'd be happier if he gave me a tiny percentage of his money but :shrug:

# ¿ May 27, 2017 01:42

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

My Twitter Account posted:

"Boomers" are no longer the problem, since 20-year-old alt-right anime Nazis are happily taking their place and putting people in office who are even worse.

Yeah but there aren't nearly enough of those fuckwads to make up the numbers.

# ¿ May 27, 2017 21:53

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

nine-gear crow posted:

That's my Darkest Timeline nightmare scenario: Putin gets really loving ballsy and tries to annex part of Nunavut, Trudeau invokes Article 5, and Trump's response is to fart into his iPhone.

loving scary.

It'll be the Baltic states before it's Canada. Besides, Trudeau can just let Putin know that he's having... Nunavit :smug:

# ¿ May 28, 2017 01:58

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Mustached Demon posted:

Is civ 6 good yet? Like a dummy I bought it at launch without remembering all civ games suck at launch.

6 is pretty good. Not a patch on 4 but then what is? Way loving better than 5 though, polished up a good 80% of the issues without introducing too many new ones. New city/map interaction is particularly brilliant.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 06:08

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Mustached Demon posted:

5 was great with that new world expansion. 4 yes was pretty good out of the box but thatone also got amazing later on.

I'm more curious if six got that treatment yet. Tons of dumb issues like hammers being harder to come by and the Horse Lord strat being hilarious.

Ah yeah 5 got good after expacs. None have hit for 6 yet so no major changes but like thingy said, there's been patches. I mean honestly seeing as you already own it just install that poo poo and give it a whirl, worst case scenario you can end up lesbian for Tomyris like me.

# ¿ May 29, 2017 06:36

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Rigel posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/869707796002025473

Huma I think you're great but what are you thinking

# ¿ May 31, 2017 01:44

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Chard posted:

For real please post some Good Governance, I need a fix

It's right alongside the honest man.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 02:05

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 17:38

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Fulchrum posted:

Trump and LBJ, dumbfuck. Brash, bullying, crass, unwilling to change his decorum, prefers beating people into submission than working with them.

Yeah but LBJ had a big ol' swinging dick to slap down on the table.

oliveoil posted:

How does this indicate they're going to implode? 50% of the kids still took a picture with him. 50% of adults voting GOP is all they need. Sounds like they're safe for another generation.

Jesus dude, you'd normally not get one single kid acting out, at most one would make an excuse to not be in the picture or something. Getting dunked on by a bunch of 13 year olds is loving hilariously abysmal.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 03:41

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