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swickles posted:Colin Cowherd for Douche HoF. Guy couldn't stop saying stupid poo poo and eventually took out the entire Dominican Republican, which ironically is the kind of racism that qualifies you to work for Fox. Also, he said Sean Taylor was a gang banger and that's why he got shot. Even after it came out that it was a home invasion, he doubled down on his comments. Second. gently caress Cowherd.
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[quote="Cavauro" post="472780994"] X4 Bengals players [quote] Petition to roll all the various Cincy douchebags to the Cincinnati douchebag nomination. There's just so loving many at this point.
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Do Not roll them. to preserve the integrity of the competition, it must be all the individuals plus the one for the team
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Alternately do not listen to Cavauro. By the way Leper I intended to nominate Mark Emmert for the Lifetime award, although I'm sure we can dig up plenty he did this year if people don't want to do that for some reason.
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Leperflesh posted:These guys have not been properly nominated. While they are all obviously jerks, I need someone to say how they were doucehbags during the past year. Or maybe nominate for lifetime, but again, need some statement of what they did. Jed York deserves a lifetime nomination for Being Jed York, firing Harbaugh, and being Jed York. Belichick and Bob Kraft: being generally evil and also Trump.
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Grittybeard posted:Alternately do not listen to Cavauro. Nah that's cool, I switched him to life Vincent Van Goatse posted:Jed York deserves a lifetime nomination for Being Jed York, firing Harbaugh, and being Jed York. OK so, Jed York for life, Bill Belichick and Bob Kraft for DotY, right? As separate entries, or Belichick and Kraft together?
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May 28, 2017 05:40
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Belichck's bizarre, sycophantic letter to Trump should be Exhibit A if he's being nominated for this year. http://deadspin.com/report-bill-belichick-did-write-that-letter-to-donald-1788696859 Other than being one of probably like 30 Trump loving owners I don't remember anything Kraft did that stands out that much though.
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I nominate for the HOF the horrible institution of "scholarly" achievement Florida State University for the following non-Jamies Winston reasons: * Inconsistency in punishment of student athletes who were charged with felony crimes - Peter Warrick and Laverenous Coles both got caught ship lifting from a department store. Basically a clerk was in on it and gave them free clothes. Warrick at the time was the star player, potential Heisman candidate, and future Bengal got suspended. Coles? Booted from the team. * The creation of the "Deon Sanders Rule" - PrimeTime Neon Deon Sanders basically said lol gently caress school and didn't attend classes or take his finals the entire fall semester prior to his star performance at the 1989 Sugar Bowl. The athletic department knew and didn't care until it came out afterwards and the state legislature had to make a law that basically says "if you want play in a bowl game you have to complete the fall term". * Systematic Academic Fraud - 27 student athletes across 9 sports cheated on tests and quizzes for online courses they never "attended" but needed to maintain GPA. While not as expansive as the UNCLE issues, this is beyond the scope of just the football team. These three things span the 80s, 90s, and 00s. FSU deserves your vote for the Hall of Fame because of a long standing tradition enshrining athletics over scholarship, stars over JAGs, and ensuring that even the simplest of athletes stay on the field. It is my hope that you'll agree and join me in recognizing the true degree of douchiness that FSU has strived for decades to achieve will finally be recognized by this esteemed body.
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Sour Diesel posted:skip bayless owns Seconded Thirded Fourthed gently caress you - why did you ever show me this gif?
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Leperflesh posted:OK so, Jed York for life, Bill Belichick and Bob Kraft for DotY, right? As separate entries, or Belichick and Kraft together? Separate.
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Nystral posted:I nominate for the HOF the horrible institution of "scholarly" achievement Florida State University for the following non-Jamies Winston reasons: Technically they're both former Future Bengals.
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I'm nominating Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell for the Douchiest response to drafting a player with multiple domestic assault incidents (of the many this year): http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2706607-nfl-draft-shows-the-league-is-still-clueless-about-domestic-violence quote:This weekend, Oklahoma receiver Dede Westbrook was picked by the Jaguars in the fourth round. He has multiple accusations of violence against him involving the mother of his children. Though Westbrook was not convicted of a crime, the stories are ugly, involving allegedly throwing the woman to the ground and, at another time, punching her in the face. Well maybe since it was 4 years ago he has matured and changed, keeping himself out of trouble oh wait... https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/co...plaints-2012-13 quote:Westbrook has twice been involved with police in his hometown of Cameron, Texas, in 2016.
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Nystral posted:I nominate for the HOF the horrible institution of "scholarly" achievement Florida State University for the following non-Jamies Winston reasons: Now this right here is a top-notch nomination post.
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So, nominations seem to have slowed way down. Here's the current list of DotY nominees, sorted by numbers of seconds: Dean Spanos and fam Tom Brady Brent Musberger Joe Mixon Frank Clark Brock Osweiler Marvin Lewis Vontaze Burfict Pacman Jones Patriots fans Trent Dilfer Bruce Allen Patriots social media manager Clay Travis The Cincinnati Bengals Ryan Pace Martellus and Michael Bennett Seattle Seahawks Defense ESPN Facebook, Amazon, and Twitter Donald Trump Kyle Shanahan Mark Davis Chargers Front Office Chuck Staben Jason Whitlock Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard Ladainian Tomlinson Tyler Eifert Dre Kirkpatrick Shawn Williams Bill Belichick Bob Kraft Dave Caldwell Only the first fifteen entries have any seconds: everyone from Ryan Pace on down have zero seconds. There's a total of 31 entries on the list, which I could definitely build a tournament out of, but I think it'd be cool to get the list narrowed down a bit by accumulating some more seconds. Alternatively, I can work with 32, so... I hereby Nominate: Darren Rovell, football "journalist" tweeter/commentator, for DotY, for this: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/04/bomani-jones-espn-darren-rovell-wonderlic-test-scores-shaming-nfl-draft and then the follow up, in which he takes the test and admits he was full of poo poo without actually apologizing at all or admitting that outing players' scores (which are supposed to be confidential) was a lovely thing to do. http://awfulannouncing.com/espn/darren-rovell-wonderlic-condensed-version.html And for icing on the cake, http://www.excellesports.com/news/skylar-diggins-calls-out-espns-darren-rovell/ in which Rovell I guess figured women's basketball doesn't count as a sport probably a good argument could be made for Rovell to get a lifetime award? Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 18:45 on May 31, 2017 |
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Rovell deserves to be in the Lifetime category. He placed runner up recently and I would hate to hurt his brand any further.
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Zurreco posted:Rovell deserves to be in the Lifetime category. He placed runner up recently and I would hate to hurt his brand any further. Second Rovell for lifetime category. Classic Rovell: Racism is OK if the market approves http://deadspin.com/darren-rovell-says-racism-is-okay-if-the-market-approve-1727599967 These Emails Confirm That ESPN's Darren Rovell Is A Sensitive Penis http://deadspin.com/these-emails-confirm-that-espns-darren-rovell-is-a-sens-1572043642 Darren Rovell Narcs Out Guy Who Made Fun Of Him On Twitter http://deadspin.com/darren-rovell-is-narcing-out-people-who-make-fun-of-him-1560861380 Why Is ESPN Letting Darren Rovell Turn Ad Campaigns Into Articles? http://deadspin.com/why-is-espn-letting-darren-rovell-turn-ad-campaigns-int-1579749202
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Alright, I've switched him to Life, and put both of you as Seconds.
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I've already seconded it but seriously gently caress Dean Spanos
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Really the tournament and trophy should be named after Rovell You don't rename the Lombardi Trophy, and you don't rename the Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year.
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It all boils down to who's worse: a rapist or a racist
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As a throwaway id nominate the Sehawks Team for the lamest and douchiest display of "Solidarity" last year when Kaep was doing his BLM schtick
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Sour Diesel posted:skip bayless owns Yeah. I'm nominating people who don't like Skip Bayless.
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fsif posted:Yeah. I'm nominating people who don't like Skip Bayless. haha well you'll have to point to a Skip Bayless notliker that happened during the last year CyberPingu posted:As a throwaway id nominate the Sehawks Team for the lamest and douchiest display of "Solidarity" last year when Kaep was doing his BLM schtick I thought it was just like one or two players on the seahawks?
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all-Rush mixtape posted:You don't rename the Lombardi Trophy, and you don't rename the Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year. Rovell really nails the douche archetype, though: unlikeable, loud, petty, humorless, vindictive, cowardly, small, impotent, oblivious, pointless, and baselessly confident...but all while never actually doing real damage or breaking any laws. The very worst that Rovell has ever done and will ever do is be a mosquito buzzing in your ear. If you're not sure if a person or an action is douchey, ask What Would Rovell Do and you'll have your answer. He is the Platonic form of douche and he absolutely should be on the trophy here because it would be a shame not to leverage his brand here.
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Zurreco posted:Seconded i'm just doing my part in showing others the light skip bayless owns, and is good he's literally a professional troll and he is goddamn amazing at it, i'll never forget when he got richard sherman on first take and sherman was all stuttering and had a shaky, lip quivering, mad voice the whole time Leperflesh posted:haha well you'll have to point to a Skip Bayless notliker that happened during the last year iospace for having the nerve to nominate skip bayless in the bad people thread Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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 (joke nomination) I nominate Joe Flacco for the HOF the endless IS HE ELITE? debates.
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Leperflesh posted:I thought it was just like one or two players on the seahawks? If it's in reference to the "locking arms during the national anthem" I'd probably blame Russell Wilson for that. Apparently the majority of the team was down to kneel, minus a few. RW apparently shot it down because "are troops".
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Didn't Russell Wilson spend his childhood and adolescence beating up gay classmates?
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I hereby Nominate "everyone who insisted Kaep insulted the troops" for Douchebag of the Year
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Leperflesh posted:I hereby Nominate "everyone who insisted Kaep insulted the troops" for Douchebag of the Year I second this nomination
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There are approximately 19 nomiations that have zero seconds. I don't really see a way to include some but not all of them into a tournament bracket without being arbitrarily tyrannical and just picking my own (basically by seconding some of them myself). My inclination is to be inclusive. Does anyone object? I think we should wrap up nominations in the next day or two and move on to the tournament.
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Leperflesh posted:There are approximately 19 nomiations that have zero seconds. I don't really see a way to include some but not all of them into a tournament bracket without being arbitrarily tyrannical and just picking my own (basically by seconding some of them myself). My inclination is to be inclusive. Does anyone object? Could you repost the nominations without a second?
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Here's the full sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X5QBQ5JQW6RmwEx_JWXQZM9LvAWTfHs3g5vBInfi6_E/edit?usp=sharing Nominations for DotY with no seconds: Ryan Pace Martellus and Michael Bennett Seattle Seahawks Defense Facebook, Amazon, and Twitter Donald Trump Kyle Shanahan Mark Davis Chargers Front Office Chuck Staben Jason Whitlock Chargers Cheerleaders Jackoff Guard Ladainian Tomlinson Tyler Eifert Dre Kirkpatrick Shawn Williams Bill Belichick Bob Kraft Dave Caldwell "Sehawks Team"
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I second Donald Trump for stating that he is the reason that Kaepernicl hasn't found a team yet.
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