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Going with ESPN for employing Trent Dilfer as long as they did
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King Hong Kong posted:I'm split and while I'd normally vote for ESPN, the Bengals' multiple nominations that have been defeated in the first round deserve to be recognized in some way. Pacman Jones beat Donald Trump and is going to the next round.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:14
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Bengals for taking in a whole host of lovely unlikable people and still being bad completely defeating the point of taking in lovely people.
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Jun 19, 2017 19:30
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Leperflesh posted:Pacman Jones beat Donald Trump and is going to the next round. I somehow forgot that even after I voted for him! Oh well, I won't change my vote.
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Jun 20, 2017 02:29
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Eli Wiggum posted:Going with ESPN for employing Trent Dilfer as long as they did I'm convinced by this argument. ESPN for me.
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Jun 20, 2017 05:57
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Those are 1 point votes so The Cincinnati Bengals win, edging out ESPN 19 to 15.
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Jun 20, 2017 16:08
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Bill Belichick vs. Tyler Eifert Bill Belichick William Stephen Belichick (born April 16, 1952) is an American football coach who is the head coach of the New England Patriots of the National Football League. Belichick has extensive authority over the Patriots' football operations, effectively making him the general manager of the team as well. He was previously the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.  Vincent Van Goatse posted:Belichick and Bob Kraft: being generally evil and also Trump. Belichick supported and presumably still supports Donald Trump. Also, he is... generally evil? quote:“Congratulations on a tremendous campaign,” Trump read. “You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You’ve proved to be the ultimate competitor and fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you, but the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Hopefully tomorrow’s election results will give the opportunity to Make America Great Again. Best wishes for great results tomorrow, Bill Belichick.” Here is Belichick whining about being "five weeks behind" other teams for 2017, on the occasion of receiving the MVP trophy for his superbowl-winning coaching: quote:"The NFL season, the calendar is what it is," Belichick added. "As of today, and as great as today feels and as great as today is, in all honesty we're five weeks behind on the 2017 season compared to the rest of the teams in the league." Tyler Eifert Tyler Gregory Eifert (born September 8, 1990) is an American football tight end for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League. He played college football at the University of Notre Dame, received All-American honors, and was recognized as the top college tight end. Eifert was drafted by the Bengals in the first round of the 2013 NFL Draft. Cavauro posted:i would like to nominate Tyler Eifert for being racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and often injured. please second this for justice. This is pretty much all I could find on the racism angle: http://www.espn.com/blog/cincinnati-bengals/post/_/id/24036/george-iloka-colin-kaepernicks-protest-has-started-an-important-conversation quote:Kaepernick’s method of protest has been the subject of debate. Some players -- like Bengals tight end Tyler Eifert, who has a cousin deployed overseas -- agree with the message but disagree with the method. You'll have to show his sexism and racism etc. because I don't find it with a couple of quick google searches. So who is the bigger douchebag? YOU DECIDE vote vote vote
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They're kind of both in here for "supporting Donald Trump in the election", but Bill Belichick 's "five weeks behind" comment tips it over slightly for me. Also Eifert is a nobody and Belichick is the coach of one of the most successful teams in the league. Granted, Nick Saban said the same thing a few years ago about the CFP, but that makes it worse because it's not even an original comment.
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Belichick is going to win, and since nobody even cares about Tyler Eifert one way or the the other he really should. poo poo, I wanted to make a case for Eifert for  giggles and I can't find a drat thing. Even Deadspin couldn't ever be bothered to write a "gently caress that guy" column on him.His fawning Trump letter by itself tops anything that anybody has actually heard about Eifert. It's not just supporting a scumbag, but the tone of it is just so creepy and sycophantic. quote:"Congratulations on a tremendous campaign,” Trump read. “You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You’ve proved to be the ultimate competitor and fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you, but the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Hopefully tomorrow’s election results will give the opportunity to Make America Great Again. Best wishes for great results tomorrow, Bill Belichick. Bonus points for doing the lamest dodge possible, to wit: https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status...not-politics%2F quote:“I’ve received a number of inquiries relative to a note that I wrote to Donald on Monday,” he said. “Our friendship goes back many years and I think anybody that’s spent more than five minutes with me knows I’m not a political person. The comments are not politically motivated, I have a friendship and loyalty to Donald." Come the gently caress on. Even Tom Brady ultimately had the sense to bail on Trump https://twitter.com/NYTSports/statu...wo1hp1iqbilftro lol
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Jun 20, 2017 19:10
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Bill Belichick for embodying nearly everything bad about the modern NFL.
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Jun 20, 2017 19:17
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Bill Belichick, because going out early is the perfect embodiment of Tyler Eifert's career.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Bill Belichick for embodying nearly everything bad about the modern NFL. Can you explain this?
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Hunt11 posted:Can you explain this? Not really I just wanted to post more words than his drat name. Dude's a year nomination with a HoF track record.
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Tyler Eifert you already know he kissed trump on the mouth he likes game of thrones: https://twitter.com/EiferTy85/status/777959989738635264 he likes the military too much: (most of his other tweets) he went to notre dame and likes jimmy buffet https://twitter.com/EiferTy85/status/745423405470650370 he flew to new zealand just to shoot defenseless animals he is on the cincinnati bengals, the most pointlessly dirty team in the nfl, coached by marvin lewis, who similarly to eifert, calls up former players as well as players currently on the concussion protocol and makes fun of them for "pussy brain problems" Stop voting with the herd, without cause, with ease, without consideration
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Jun 20, 2017 19:48
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-Likes the second most popular fiction series on TV (#1 is the walking dead) -Likes Jimmy Buffet -Likes hunting -Likes the military Lol basically the argument is "Tyler Eifert is too American."
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Jun 20, 2017 20:02
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This is the Thursday Night Football equivalent of matchups. Belichick, I guess.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Not really I just wanted to post more words than his drat name. Dude's a year nomination with a HoF track record. If this was going to be even a close match up I could understand, but this is a clash between a Juggernaut and some no name idiot.
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Jun 20, 2017 20:20
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who even backed up the eifert nomination
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Cavauro posted:who even backed up the eifert nomination Think I 2nd'd all the Bengals without 2nds.
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thanks bud.
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Bellichick because his douchiness is widespread and influential.
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Bill Belichick is barely tolerable as an evil Randian supercoach. He turning out to be a sniveling toady is just embarrassing.
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Bill Belichick is the man that is most definitely the bigger douche. Seriously, Bill you're five weeks behind the offseason, you know that period where you plow New England housewives? Your front office has to work harder during this period, not you. You get to relax, cut the sleeves off of the hoodies from Nike or Reebok or whatever company has the NFL apparel contract this year, maybe look up a new side piece on lonelyhousewife.com and decompress. Winning isn't everything Bill, but today I hope you win this round. gently caress you.
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I wish the SAS wiki was still up so I could post's Gendo's rendition of Bill Belichick ramming a young intern with his hoodie on.
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OK no point waiting any longer Bill Bellichick Wins, 24-3!
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Next up we have Clay Travis vs. Dre Kirkpatrick Clay Travis Richard Clay Travis (born April 6, 1979) is an American sports journalist, writer, and television analyst for Fox Sports. He works as an analyst on Fox Sports 1's college pre-game show, as well as their weekly SEC football show.  what could be more douchebaggy than making your wife ride bitch on a jetski? sean10mm posted:I will nominate Clay Travis, bottom-tier sports writer, for his garbage opinions about everything, but specifically his ~delightful~ hot take on Colin Kaepernick. Dre Kirkpatrick D'Andre Lawan "Dre" Kirkpatrick (born October 26, 1989) is an American football cornerback for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League. He played college football at Alabama and was drafted by the Bengals in the first round of the 2012 NFL Draft.  Cavauro posted:i would also like to nominate Dre Kirkpatrick for being selfish, whiny, annoying, disrespectful of authority, and stinking. He went buckwild like a little childish baby and said the nfl referees should be fined for at best a 50/50 call that went against him  douchebaggery https://twitter.com/DreKirkSWAG/status/788751456887246849  The video shows the officials plainly missed the Edelman facemask, but that's football. Also you don't get to just retaliate for a facemask by facemasking the other guy, Dre. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 21, 2017 |
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about Kaepernick and the 
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Jun 21, 2017 21:24
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What's with all these random-rear end Bengals in the tournament? Clay Travis
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Jun 21, 2017 21:32
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Clay Travis beats this dumb filler Bengal hands down.
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Jun 21, 2017 21:38
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In the battle between a racist piece of poo poo and a player nominated by noted serious poster Cavauro for a single tantrum, I'll go with Clay Travis
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Jun 21, 2017 21:43
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Too many Bengals in the tournament, voting Clay Travis.
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Jun 21, 2017 21:55
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Dre Kirkpatrick -he likes andre "big dre" smith quite a lot even though that guy isn't that good at all -he one time retweeted someone who was using the bengals sad pepe as their avatar. arguably good
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Jun 21, 2017 21:56
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Clay Travis. Next round, please...
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Jun 21, 2017 22:01
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Professional Hot Takes Man Clay Travis in a rout.
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Jun 21, 2017 22:41
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I was an idiot years ago and read his lovely book. Clay Travis
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Jun 22, 2017 00:15
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I stand by my original effort post, and will just add lol at any Bengal getting out of the first round. Clay Travis.
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Cavauro posted:Dre Kirkpatrick You're not turning into a Bengal version of Parm, are you?
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Clay Travis represents something much worse then anything that Dre could.
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