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a neat cape posted:Dean Spanos and the Spanos Family Concur. Also Jed York, Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick, and Tom Brady on the same principle. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 26, 2017 |
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Leperflesh posted:These guys have not been properly nominated. While they are all obviously jerks, I need someone to say how they were doucehbags during the past year. Or maybe nominate for lifetime, but again, need some statement of what they did. Jed York deserves a lifetime nomination for Being Jed York, firing Harbaugh, and being Jed York. Belichick and Bob Kraft: being generally evil and also Trump.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 04:56 |
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Leperflesh posted:OK so, Jed York for life, Bill Belichick and Bob Kraft for DotY, right? As separate entries, or Belichick and Kraft together? Separate.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 21:41 |
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Trent Dilfer
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 06:16 |
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The Pats' social media person is doubtless following orders from Kraft and Belichick. Mark Twain describes this phenomenon better than I could:quote:FIFTY YEARS AGO, when I was a boy of fifteen and helping to inhabit a Missourian village on the banks of the Mississippi, I had a friend whose society was very dear to me because I was forbidden by my mother to partake of it. He was a gay and impudent and satirical and delightful young black man -a slave -who daily preached sermons from the top of his master's woodpile, with me for sole audience. He imitated the pulpit style of the several clergymen of the village, and did it well, and with fine passion and energy. To me he was a wonder. I believed he was the greatest orator in the United States and would some day be heard from. But it did not happen; in the distribution of rewards he was overlooked. It is the way, in this world. Pats fans have no such excuse. They aren't getting paid by the Pats to say terrible things and worship assholes like Tom Brady. They chose to do so. A man chooses, a slave obeys. Sad to say, Pats fans qualify as men.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 10:31 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:Going with ESPN for employing Trent Dilfer as long as they did I'm convinced by this argument. ESPN for me.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 05:57 |
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Jason Whitlock is way more toxic and douchey than jackoff boy.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 01:11 |
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Tom Brady
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:31 |
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Dean Spanos & Family
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 02:51 |
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Clay Travis is an infected ingrown hair on the rear end in a top hat of humanity, but there's no loving way I can not vote for Pats Fans in this round. gently caress those spoiled Massholes, they are a plague.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 03:25 |
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I don't even like Kaep very much but I'm totally voting for Kaep People.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 09:50 |
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Frank Clark because holy poo poo. Also he's a perfect example of an rear end in a top hat douche. Some guys are douches. Other guys are assholes. A douche is not the same thing as an rear end in a top hat. Aaron Hernandez was an rear end in a top hat which is why he was never eligible for Douche of the Year. Then there are the rare assholes who are also douches. Frank Clark is one of those.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 17:13 |
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a neat cape posted:Tom Brady If Ross says this, then who am I to disagree? I vote Tom Brady.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 19:02 |
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a neat cape posted:Spanos and his ilk As another San Diegan, I concur with Ross absolutely. Dean Spanos and Family. To the with them!
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 18:50 |
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fsif posted:I respect the rationale that Travis is probably more readily described as a “douche” than a menacing domestic abuser is (and will probably employ the same rationale whenever Brady goes against a truly heinous, evil person), but Frank Clark is a monster AND a douche. Shouldn't be a blow out. I strongly concur with this, and also gently caress the Seahawks in general. Frank Clark.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 21:03 |
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Tom Brady
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 07:19 |
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Dean Spanos and family stole the Chargers from the city of San Diego.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 02:38 |
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Tom Brady, because honestly as loathsome a creature as Clay Travis is, I feel that any sort of award is just validating his existence. The worst thing we can do to him is ignore him. Also I've never even encountered a Clay Travis item or hot take outside this thread and I still am not entirely sure who he is besides "Terrible Sports Hot Take Pundit #9832".
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 21:55 |
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House Spanos are complete and utter douchebags who robbed my city of their football team.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 01:17 |
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House Spanos are the douche of the douche. Not even Tom Brady is as bad as them. I'm not even a Chargers fan and I hate them. They waved their shriveled rich jackass dicks at my city for years crying about how they'd have to leave if we didn't give them $TEXAS. They never had any intention of staying and I hate them. They can burn in the deepest circle of Douche Hell. I hate them.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:15 |
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I'd like to nominate Tom Brady and second Penn State Fans
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 01:35 |
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PSU Fans.
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