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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Tom Brady for publicly calling his own wife and family breadwinner a liar through a hired goon. Tom Brady for helping to inflict Trump upon us. Tom Brady for being an unrepentant cheater. Tom Brady for bringing joy to the wretched people of Boston.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Bruce Allen gets jealous of his own employees and smears their characters while firing them. What a douche.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The world would be a better place if every Pats fan were abducted by aliens. And ejected into space.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Donald Trump is the worst living American bar Tom Brady. You could live a just and moral life simply by doing the opposite of what Donald Trump would do every time you need to make a decision. He is a douche.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Mark Davis scammed Sheldon Adelson, which is great, but relocating his team is bad.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I don't get the andey thing.

Bengals

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Bill Belichick is barely tolerable as an evil Randian supercoach. He turning out to be a sniveling toady is just embarrassing.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I hate voting for nebulous groups, but the Kaep people don't even care about the troops unless they're using them as a rhetorical cudgel. Worst of all, the Kaep people won.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Some Pats fan during the Super Bowl, to me posted:

Robert Kraft is my second-favorite person, after Tom Brady.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Frank Clark hasn't even pretended to show remorse. Truly awful.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The misery of Richard Sherman brings me much joy.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Not only is Tom Brady everything I previously said about him, he is also a union member that sides with management, a form of life even lower than scabs.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Bill Belichick writes like how Trump speaks. It's gross.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I nominate Cavauro for the Hall of Fame for making a mockery of this exercise in mockery.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Kaep people

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Jason Whitlock

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Thomas Edward Patrick of the House Brady, Second of His Name, Bootlicker of Management, Whore for Trump, Seller of Snake Oil, Traitor to Matrimony, Protector of Boston, King of the Douches.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Frank Clark

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Tom Brady, a member of the NFLPA, gets paid under the table by management for taking below-market wages and supports discrimination against fellow union members based on their religion. A man willing to betray his own wife is a douche that cannot be trusted.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Clan Spanos sucks.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Who exploits ailing people with quack medicine and $80 floor mats? Who undercuts his union by depressing wages for everyone while taking side money from management? Who pledges their loyalty to known liars and cheats like Bill Belichick and Donald Trump? Who does everything to portray themselves as a martyr despite having millions upon millions of dollars and unparalleled professional success? Who betrays their own wife by hiring some hack to call her a liar? Tom Brady is the douche of douches.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

House Spanos deserves to run into the Brady buzzsaw.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

In America, do we condemn General Clinton or do we condemn Benedict Arnold? Do the Norwegians scorn Falkenhorst over Quisling? Do we not loathe Judas Iscariot more than the Sanhedrin?

The Spanos family has lied to, cheated and exploited the good people of San Diego so they can add more to their millions. Such is the way of owners. But to expect different is folly.

Tom Brady has won the Super Bowl five times. Tom Brady is the most popular player in the NFL. Tom Brady knows what it's like to come from nothing and achieve everything. If any player in the NFL had the power to break the wicked wheel of ownership and exploitation, it would be Tom Brady.

But instead, Tom Brady suckles at the teat of ownership like Salacious B. Crumb. Tom Brady throws his fellow union members under the bus in favor of fascists like Bill Belichick and Bob Kraft. Tom Brady subverts the salary cap — already a tool of wage suppression — by taking money under the table for him and his snake-oil-peddling hanger-on. Tom Brady spreads quack medicine himself. Tom Brady calls his own wife a liar so he can protect Roger Goodell, and doesn't even have the decency to do it himself. Tom Brady supports a delusional, traitorous, racist rapist but is too cowardly to admit it. Tom Brady thus supports the persecution and deportation of fellow union members on the basis of religion. Tom Brady even betrays his own fans by stealing from a worthy charity for his personal benefit. Tom Brady is a cheater who got away with it.

Dante knew what he was doing when he made treason the lowest circle of hell. Tom Brady has betrayed humanity. History will revile Tom Brady the way it should revile Robert E. Lee, as a man who had the power to do right, but chose evil instead. Tom Brady is the rightful champion of this douche tournament.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Second Tom Brady.

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Penn State fans are scummy scum. Imagine a world where they devoted their energy to making amends for Sandusky's crimes. That would be a nice world.

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