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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Benne posted:

Marvin Lewis for claiming that touchdown dances are "not a good example for young people" http://www.espn.com/blog/cincinnati-bengals/post/_/id/26900/marvin-lewis-on-new-celebration-rule-not-a-good-example-for-young-people

Reminder that Marvin Lewis' team employs noted role models Joe Mixon, Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict.

Seconding. Also, he doesn't believe in concussions.

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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

You don't rename the Lombardi Trophy, and you don't rename the Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year.

Rovell really nails the douche archetype, though: unlikeable, loud, petty, humorless, vindictive, cowardly, small, impotent, oblivious, pointless, and baselessly confident...but all while never actually doing real damage or breaking any laws. The very worst that Rovell has ever done and will ever do is be a mosquito buzzing in your ear.

If you're not sure if a person or an action is douchey, ask What Would Rovell Do and you'll have your answer. He is the Platonic form of douche and he absolutely should be on the trophy here because it would be a shame not to leverage his brand here.

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