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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > birds pretending to be humans... can we really trust them??
 
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bird.

 My roommate put a sweater on her bird and now it won't stop imitating the vacuum cleaner... ... ...And it also stopped talking to me when the other cockatiels are around... Have I aged out of being cool? Do I now give distant and boring advice?

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 12:22
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:09
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bird.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the cat i'm watching imitates birds' sounds when they land on the balcony.

But is it trying to kill the birds or befriend them? :thinking:

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 12:45
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bird.

 : What I loved about upstream color was that it was just a bunch of emotional vignettes
: *whirr whirr*
:: Exactly the movie proved that you didn't need a cohesive narrative to have an emotional impact
: I really liked how tantalizing​ they made a glass of water look in that film, it made me so thirsty
: Oh... Hey... It was so nice to see you! *mwah* Me and the vacuum cleaner got to get going to the back of the cage.... Buut, call me sometime, okay? Would to totes love to catch up?
: *whirr whirr*
: Yeah the vacuum cleaner is right we gotta jet, but please call sometime!!! We absolutely must catch up!

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 13:33
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bird.

 : *whirr whirr*
: yeah I'm thinking of buying a top of the line mechanical keyboard
: *whirr whirr*
: ugh you're so right that's exactly what I need to do

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 13:52
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bird.

Manifisto posted:



so in sum I hope that by exposing the contradictions and essential shallowness of neoliberal capitalism, as well as explaining the complete historical context and the financial, ethical, and efficiency considerations at stake, I have demonstrated to you in objective fashion why the budget in this household should be devoted exclusively to purchasing millet

This doesn't sound too ba-- hey wait a minute

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 15:44
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bird.

google THIS posted:

Now that you mention it I am pretty suspicious of that tall guy in the trenchcoat with a tiny face that visited my house the other day. Especially the 14 white splats he left on the front porch.

Did ... Did he use a paper clip to get a cashew out of a transparent box with his mouth??

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 15:58
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bird.

 Who wore it better: Beyonce or Bird with Human rear end? I want to say the bird but I can't trust it and emotional intimacy is a large factor in attraction so I'm going to have to say Beton-- gently caress it, Bird with Human rear end

* # ¿ May 24, 2017 16:54
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 09:09
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bird.

 Bird: "you should go see Snatched it's a good movie!"

Me, before my friends helped me understand: "oh okay thanks for the suggestion"

Me, now, with all my new wisdom: "let me just check that out on rotten tomatoes first"

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