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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Sekenr posted:

He is a belgian you dudes.

So what! Are you a racist? Is this what you are saying, we can't have a Belgian detective in 1917?????

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

So what! Are you a racist? Is this what you are saying, we can't have a Belgian detective in 1917?????

gently caress those chocolate making uhhh Flemish and uhhh guys?

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

So what! Are you a racist? Is this what you are saying, we can't have a Belgian detective in 1917?????

Hercule

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

Wasn't Watson perfectly capable in the books, and he just did lots of boring stuff that the reader didn't need to be occupied with and the rest of the time was the POV character for Sherlock figuring poo poo out? Like, Watson was never the little bitch in the books that he always is in all the film stuff. Most of the time you forgot he was even a character, he was more like a journalist. Getting loving shot at when poo poo went down and never getting congratulated for it, etc.

Yes which is why Jude Law Watson is one of the better incarnations of the Watson character

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

Wasn't Watson perfectly capable in the books, and he just did lots of boring stuff that the reader didn't need to be occupied with and the rest of the time was the POV character for Sherlock figuring poo poo out? Like, Watson was never the little bitch in the books that he always is in all the film stuff. Most of the time you forgot he was even a character, he was more like a journalist. Getting loving shot at when poo poo went down and never getting congratulated for it, etc.

Yes, that always annoyed me: in the Rathbone films, he was a silly old duffer, but in the books, he was quite the man:

Not only was he an army veteran, but he was a good doctor and built up a very successful practice and Holmes mentions his respect for his medical skills on more than one occasion.

And a ladies man: not only did he marry a hottie, but Holmes refers to his skills with the ladies 'drat Watson, you da pussyhound and them bitches be wet when dey see you'

Finally, dude was stacked: 'strongly-built man—square jaw, thick neck, moustache' and he wasn't afraid to throw down with a streetfighter

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I forget which radio adaption it was, but at the start Watson is describing his evening the night before where he took a dancer home and they picked up a bottle of champagne, but it turned out she lived with her mother, who was awake, and he ended up hanging out with the mother all night sulkily drinking champagne and talking about Holmes lol

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monglo
Mar 19, 2015
Both dicks are equally good.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Also wtf is this poo poo:

In July 2008 it was reported that Sacha Baron Cohen would play Holmes and Will Ferrell would play Dr. Watson, in a comedic take on Sherlock Holmes produced by Judd Apatow with a script written by Etan Cohen for Columbia Pictures.[1]

On August 17, 2016, it was reported that Ferrell and John C. Reilly would star in the film Holmes and Watson written and directed by Etan Cohen.[2] On November 14, 2016, Lauren Lapkus was cast in the film to play Millie, with whom Sherlock is obsessed.[3] On November 17, 2016, Rob Brydon, Kelly Macdonald, and Rebecca Hall joined the cast.[4] On January 6, 2017, Ralph Fiennes and Hugh Laurie joined the cast.[5] Filming commenced in early December 2016 in London at Shepperton Studios. In early February 2017, film crews were on location at Hampton Court Palace.[6]
Release

The film is scheduled to be released on August 3, 2018.[7]

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

BBC Radio did killer full-cast versions of Agatha Christie's Poirot and Marple, and their Holmes stuff is just as good, however the Poirot TV series they did is much better than any Holmes they've done

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

other people posted:



haha what the christ

Ridiculous. Even as late as "Curtain", Poirot would not have allowed himself to be seen with gray hair, the old narcissist.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
why is poirot a cowboy?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I would just like to point out that Encyclopedia Brown is a consummate ladies man and perfect gentleman to boot.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I'm going to see the gently caress out of that movie, amigos

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bernie Gunther was out discovering the Argentine Holocaust while these lame bastards were looking for who poisoned Mrs Oldenham's pet canary.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Professor Shark posted:

I forget which radio adaption it was, but at the start Watson is describing his evening the night before where he took a dancer home and they picked up a bottle of champagne, but it turned out she lived with her mother, who was awake, and he ended up hanging out with the mother all night sulkily drinking champagne and talking about Holmes lol

This must be based on actual event in either Conan Doyle's or the adapter's life, it's too loving real.

Anyway, we're all agreed that Jeremy Brett is the ultimate TV Holmes?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Which Holmes actor was the one that had a meeting with Conan Doyle and Doyle agreed to pick him up at the train station, which the actor had taken completely in character, including costume, and when he got off the train and sighted Doyle, greeted him with Holmes' dry, dismissive tone "I suppose you're the Writer"

He's the best one, I think it may have even been for radio

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI

Gargamel Gibson posted:

And you're the only one who's mentioned such a thing, sooooo...

Sorry there was supposed to be a link in that post

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1655619/how-kenneth-branaghs-hercule-poirot-in-murder-on-the-orient-express-is-different-from-past-versions

quote:

He has a military background, he's a former policeman, and there's a kind of action man-quality to him.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uggghhhhhhh

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

lol but seriously I posted:

Anyway, we're all agreed that Jeremy Brett is the ultimate TV Holmes?

Definitely.

He makes him intense, but without having to say 'high functioning sociopath' every 20 mins.

The adaptation of the plots are very good too - most of the episodes are solid, even when the source material is a little flakey (monkey glands)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That's man-quality of action, not action-man quality. Very different.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:

Correct. Poirot is way better than Sherlock.


Tom Barnaby is still the best though.

Midsomer murders is weird, with all the murders in that small town everyone would be dead by now.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

theperminator posted:

Midsomer murders is weird, with all the murders in that small town everyone would be dead by now.

There are also no black people anywhere in Midsomer.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jazzyhattrick posted:

There are also no black people anywhere in Midsomer.

Is there a connection here?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Better detective. More professional, kind. Not a loving druggie. Didn't need a male helper/lover to hang around his every narcissistic word.

Plus a better moustache. No competition! Poirot, greatest detective ever! Sherlock: a LOSER, Sad!

yeah poirot rules

but in the movies he had a bottom who followed him around

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Is there a connection here?

It was literally a thing in the news.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol but seriously I posted:

This must be based on actual event in either Conan Doyle's or the adapter's life, it's too loving real.

Anyway, we're all agreed that Jeremy Brett is the ultimate TV Holmes?

yeah definitely

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Mr. Bean was pretty good as Maigret.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
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AND HE LIKES TO KISS
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by Roger Hargreaves
OP missed better accent


This is sad because I actually quite like that show :( Except a little less now Sykes the dog is gone :(

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jun 6, 2017

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah poirot rules

but in the movies he had a bottom who followed him around

Yeah but he didn't NEED him to function in society

He just liked having him around because who doesn't like boipussy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Yeah but he didn't NEED him to function in society

He just liked having him around because who doesn't like boipussy

true

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah poirot rules

but in the movies he had a bottom who followed him around

A selling point, imo

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