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fruit on the bottom posted:Cripple wizard uses his "see the backstory" magic to go back in time and accidentally gives door retard brain damage and he keeps saying "hold the door" until it shortens to hodor. Meaning cripple wizard basically retarded him 30 years in the past so that door retard could die holding a door open which only happened because they had to run away from the magic tree wizard and his magic tree In defense of the show(which has sucked for several seasons now), this scene was really loving funny.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:GoT is a very good show. By its lonesome it might not compare to some other shows, but it falters mainly because that fat gently caress won't ever finish writing the story. Up until the last two seasons I would have agreed, but things have gone downhill and fast. It's still a visually impressive show, but the writing has gotten real dumb. Sure the source material sucks/isn't there past the first 3 books, but that doesn't excuse the show spending its budget on tits and cgi instead of hiring some decent writers to compensate for grrm being a lazy fat gently caress. Also we're no longer in the times where HBO is the only source for not-poo poo TV, so there's plenty of competition.
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The Dennis System posted:If that's a real spoiler, then good job OP.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I met someone and we were talking about TV shows- I mentioned I liked GoT- and the response, "all I know is it's a show about rape" *a CGI dragon with massive tits flies past, roaring: Don't sign you posts!*
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May 25, 2017 16:49
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the trump tutelage posted:I wonder if GRRM is bitter about that. I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a poo poo anymore and is happy to live off HBO money for the rest of his gross fat life. quote:Deaths this season: The only people who are safe are Jon, Kelly C and Tyrion because they're the big stars apparently? Maybe Aria too idk. Although at least one of those four will die by the end of the show because it'll be SHOCKING. Most likely Aria or Tyrion.
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May 26, 2017 20:51
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i think there's supposed to be one more after this
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May 26, 2017 21:14
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that's what i'm american tolkien about
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May 28, 2017 09:12
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SmokaDustbowl posted:that dude who gets smoked by the giant's arrow That owned. Unlike last season's giant. How do you go from kickass giant bow, to smashing skeletons with a burning tree and stomping on them, to kinda ineffectively swatting away spears?
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May 28, 2017 16:29
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lmao that they already spoiled the end of season 8 and the whole show. ya'll thought it's gonna be some cliche fantasy thing with Jon and Danny, but they're subverting all expectations by bringing Renly back. Confirmed in a leaked behind the scenes photo with the new actor: 
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May 28, 2017 20:37
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i wanna see the dragons gently caress each other or the human actors idc
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May 31, 2017 12:11
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The Sparrows didn't like drinking or loving so yeah, Cersei was pretty much objectively right in nuking them. I hope she wins the game of thrones.
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Jul 6, 2017 14:32
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I hope the giant fucks some more people.
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Jul 14, 2017 20:27
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No one cares what some fat old fraud wrote in some old rear end book. Let's focus on what's important. Who's gonna have the nicest tits this season?
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Jul 14, 2017 21:31
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No tits, no stabbings. 0/10 they really hosed this one up boys. Not sure about the poop and food montage. It was a fine enough scene on its own, but considering how little of the show is left is that really the way to spend your screentime.
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Jul 17, 2017 10:12
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Waltzing Along posted:the perfect show would be Tyrion and Bronn going on adventures with Varys as their point of contact. Throw in The Hound and call it Varys's Angels. I'll watch every episode.
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Jul 17, 2017 19:31
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If the rest of the season is just zombie giants murdering people it'll the best season of
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Waltzing Along posted:Gotta agree. The new black outfits all look really bad. My guess would be that they're trying to show that winter is coming by having everyone in heavier clothes, but yeah everyone being in black leather looks like poo poo.
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Jul 18, 2017 21:41
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Glenn Quebec posted:How did urine catch the other fleet anyway wasn't he just at kings landing talking poo poo? lol if you think the people making the show care about things like this. Probably haven't even looked at the dumb map they have at the start of every episode. Danny didn't want to stay on Dragonstone for long, but she was also gonna send half her army to take over Casterly rock like sailing around the entire continent is no biggie. Time and space are whatever the script needs them to be. Anyway I guess a nice pair of tits makes this a decent episode? I would've liked to like the fight scene but it was so loving dark and shaky it was hard to tell what was happening. Why does everything cool and interesting on this show happen at night?
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Jul 24, 2017 09:46
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I just want Theon to be gone. It's not like he's doing anything except standing around being miserable while his sister keeps reminding him he has no dick.
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Why did they change the Mountain's armor? The new one looks like poo poo. Also how does that work within the show's logic? Does Cersei play Skyrim dressup with the zombie when she's bored?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Ramsay felt like a 5th graders interpretation of Euron. Ramsay was the xxTwIzTeDpSyChoPathxx dark guy who chops off dicks for no reason, but I guess they realized that is kind of boring and silly and decided to put in a character who is crazy and somewhat sadistic but also intelligent who does the rude things for a reason. Ramsay was fine for a couple of seasons and Iwan Rheon is a good actor, but they went way overboard to try and make him a major bad guy. He would've been great as a psycho who gets stabbed for being a psycho, instead we got 20 good men and "local man comes up with 1 weird trick to beat viking raiders, ironborn hate him".
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Athropos posted:are we supposed to think highgarden had no armies left or that they got defeated offscreen? Did they spend all their meagre budget on the small casterly rock siege? All the extras blew up along with their named characters when Cersei did a 9/11 on them. Also goddamn Emilia Clarke can't act for poo poo.
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Jul 31, 2017 06:00
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Decebal posted:The dragons are like nukes now. Powerful, but dare you use them ?? Your approval among the people will deteriorate even more Queen of Dragons ! Well yeah using the dragons would be like blowing up Vatican or loving your brother, no matter how powerful you are you can't piss of the peasant mob. Or you know whatever.
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Jul 31, 2017 20:39
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Sam twists his ankle getting off the boat and J-Bear literally has to carry him for that long rear end walk to Dragonstone castle. When he finally walks in Kelly C is making out with Chad Snow.
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Aug 1, 2017 14:28
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i hope gendry gets off the boat and jerks me off with his huge muscular arms.
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Aug 1, 2017 17:32
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The peasants didn't give a poo poo about Cersei nuking Vatican, why would they care about a dragon attack? Those dirt-encrusted fuckmen would be cheering and yelling "whore" right next to the crispy remains of their families at Danny's victory parade.
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Aug 1, 2017 20:00
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What kind of a nerd would watch 7 years of tv about dragons and then post about it on the internet?
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Aug 1, 2017 20:33
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 This lady because I don't remember seeing her before?
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Aug 1, 2017 20:53
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Zzulu posted:Who do you most want to have sex with on this show, and why? Two zombie giants at the same time, man.
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Aug 1, 2017 21:02
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ElGroucho posted:Sansa is the worst loving character, imo. She's basically a mean girl that discovered the popular dude was a psychopath. I don't remember the books as well, but I do think that in some way she is responsible for the whole goddamn mess with her dad getting found out. iirc she went and told Cersei about Sean Bean looking up info about her incest babies, because Cersei would totally be cool and honourable about it right. Also she sold out Arya and prob got her own wolf killed in the process because she wanted to get on Joffrey's dick.
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Having zombie mountain just stand around is such a waste. Has he even killed anyone except Shame Nun and that one guy who's head he smashed against a wall? I mean how are you gonna have a giant zombie knight on your show without him murdering people in every episode?
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Kelp Me! posted:It's honestly a shame they cut Quentyn since his story fits perfectly with the general idea of "people with good intentions get hosed" and the end would have been a really funny scene to watch I love it because it shows just how pointless book 5 was. So much of the book was wasted on Quentyn and the fake Targ dude, yet it turns out they're so inconsequential you can cut them completely.
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Aug 2, 2017 16:23
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that sure is a 1300-page thread about some books.
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Waltzing Along posted:Who has the best titties in the books? gurm hodor the people reading Also in apology for talking about books:  http://i.imgur.com/6MPlfm0.jpg
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I went looking for Ros but instead I found master schemer Peter "Littlefinger" Carcetti making the same face I've had while watching the past two seasons: http://i.imgur.com/DfOixYx.jpg
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Aug 2, 2017 18:45
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Biology is pretty cool for giving us boobs and dicks and butts. We could be laying eggs or something lame like that instead.
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Aug 2, 2017 21:18
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I see they've invented crunches in westeros http://i.imgur.com/A24uDMN.jpg
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I think that's from s01e01. Dude should've just stuck with being a noble playboy, trying to LARP a viking didn't go very well for him.
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