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You ever pee while you're outdoors, op? Just whip it out and let it flow while clam digging? Drop trou, maybe ease out a golden stream among a patch of morels in the woods and pretend they are a tiny village and you are irrigating their fields? Wade hip deep into a trout stream and just let your own fly go down stream? Asking for a friend.
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Don't listen to these idiots about "safety warnings" and "toxins" and "holy poo poo what's growing on your face". All just jealous propoganda spread by the government and your family to stop you from becoming clam man, speaker to clams, ruler of the tide! Take up your rightful place!
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May 24, 2017 21:52
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WatermelonGun posted:Peeing on morels is a crime What are you, the loving mushroom police? Come and get me, big man. e: my friend I mean.
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May 25, 2017 02:17
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...and the pitch! posted:A CBLT sammie I don't judge. However a sandwich chooses to identify is cool w/me.
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May 25, 2017 02:18
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Why don't you just learn how to swim and get your own god drat shrimp nets and chicken hooks or what the gently caress ever you lazy bastard? A boat? Jesus.
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May 25, 2017 03:02
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You want to go halves on my start up company? We serve high end food to couples on romantic floats down a river at sunset. Set the mood by floating candles along with them, music from the shore, etc. We'll call it... Dinner Tubing.
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