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Name (First & Last): Bavel Bortnik Birthday: September 27 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001 Height: 5'10" Weight: 191 lbs City: Moscow Country: Russia Position: RD Number: 10 Handedness: Left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Europe Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: A shutdown defenseman who skates like the wind, delivering crisp passes off of a sound technical base that go nowhere because of his Tanner Glass-ian awareness of the offensive zone, a shot that could knock a pea off of a quarter if you didn't mind waiting five or ten minutes for it to get there, and a bloodlust that can never be satisfied because he is constantly getting his rear end beat.
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May 24, 2017 23:53
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Kilza posted:Pylon don't do local Belarus league. Pylon only plays for best KHL team, the Dinamo Minsk of glorious Belarus. boo, nevermind that then Bavel Bortkin represents Metallurg Magnitogorsk Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 26, 2017 |
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May 26, 2017 23:14
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this will be Bavel Bortkin's year. let's go Bavel
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Jun 5, 2017 17:14
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bavel frickin bortnik. he hustled and gritted his way to the top
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Jun 10, 2017 06:14
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bavel bortkin has spent this season accumulating power. he is the change the oilers need. Believe in Bavel!
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Jun 11, 2017 19:14
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Hockles posted:EDM -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF why you have to toy with bavel heart like this? 
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Jun 15, 2017 15:34
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what the hell do people see in bavel bortnik to be paying him 9m per. good lord
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Jun 22, 2017 21:44
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bortnik does nothing but hit and score. i like
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Jun 30, 2017 03:29
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bavel has 101 goals in his career, to go along with 9 assists. bavel supremacy
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Jul 1, 2017 20:55
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oh no, what happened to my poor sweet bavel?!
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Jul 5, 2017 23:53
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bavel in the playoffs: 10 goals, 0 assists. that's my boy right there. that's my big brave boy all growed up 
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Jul 10, 2017 02:21
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bavel bortnik needs to get the gently caress away from these san jose doctors so he can play a full season and actually attend his all star games
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Jul 15, 2017 16:27
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after all these years, bavel has finally discovered the magic behind letting your other teammates score
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Jul 24, 2017 01:20
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Bavel Bortnik career before 2028-29: 447 games, 37 assists Bavel Bortnik 2028-29: 82 games, 39 assists this kid's coming back down to earth next season, huh 
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Jul 24, 2017 17:01
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Bow down to Bavel
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Jul 27, 2017 02:38
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Turdsdown Tom posted:i just lost a game 7 to a guy named bavel loving bortnik that's two time, two time, two time.... stanley cup champion, bavel bortnik to you, jerk
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Jul 28, 2017 00:31
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Hockles posted:3 time. this is where i find out the sharks won the cup in 25-26
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Jul 28, 2017 00:42
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i wish the sharks would draft an elite center for bavel bortnik to flash his recently unearthed playmaking abilities with. enroll now in the Bavel Bortnik Better Learning Through Enhanced Passing summer course to get your NHL career back on track folks. gord murphy, this message is for you
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Aug 4, 2017 03:28
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bavel bortnik doing everything he possibly can to will san jose to victory and the cheater rear end kings with their 2 goon stars are still besting the sharks
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Aug 6, 2017 23:46
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Hockles posted:Aydin should be back to winning all the trophies except for the mothafuckin Norris, b*tches. Bavel is king again! LA may have the far superior team but nobody gets swept with class quite like the Sharks
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Aug 10, 2017 02:27
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bavel bortnik would like to extend a nod of respect to gord murphy, who has averaged 25:3x over 1100 some games in his career. the only man more durable than bortnik... but even he will be defeated
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Aug 16, 2017 03:52
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bavel needs to retire at a career 420 goals and settle in on a post-playing career as a marijuana farmer
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Aug 20, 2017 03:28
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Bavel ages like a fine wine. he will be the Nick Lidstrom of his fantasy day
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Aug 20, 2017 09:53
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5 Norris trophies now for Bortnik, passing Floaty McPylon's 4. that is a Bourqueian number. Bavel Bourquenik. will his skills hold up long enough to let him best Lidstrom's 7? can he touch Orr's 8? cause his team getting swept all the fuckin time sure as hell means there won't be any cups in his future! e: jesus i can't even spell my own player's name right Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 25, 2017 |
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Aug 25, 2017 04:24
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Bavel is closing in on 500 goals and a 6th Norris. let's go Team BB
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Aug 26, 2017 23:36
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bavel bortnik is on a quest to be the GOAT defenseman. i believe in bavel bortkin. go bavel
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Sep 2, 2017 17:11
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Kilza posted:He doesn't even have the Hart to be greater than 4 time Stanley Cup champion Floaty McPylon, let alone Bobby Orr. 6 Norris trophies, 3 Stanley Cups, career +314 compared to Floaty's +191 playing on a stacked team his whole life. where's that two-way game at Floaty? smdh that you would even pretend Floaty can hold a candle to Bavel. you are not even 7/8ths the man he is. by the time Bavel's career is over, he will have scored more than double the career goals of Bobby Orr. e: removed false information. the Bavel defense force will only use reliable, sober sources from hereon out. Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 3, 2017 |
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Sep 3, 2017 00:11
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bavel's bones grow old, weak, and brittle but he can still use them to clobber 3 men a game. go bortnik. bortkin. whatever it is
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Sep 3, 2017 21:36
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best regular season record, swept in the first round. are they some run and gun team with no defense?
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Sep 3, 2017 22:01
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bavel is dead. long live bavel.
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Sep 4, 2017 01:47
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