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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








This is extremely cool and good.

Remember the first time you went to the grocery store by yourself?

Trade Kelvin to Cleveland.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Curtis Samuel has fast feet

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







please go to panthers training camp again this year tia

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

You want me to get your players hurt again?

specifically Kelvin tia

Or McCaffery

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








did he hit him in the keys?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Andrew Luck is dead

quote:

Colts coach Chuck Pagano confirmed Andrew Luck (shoulder) will not do anything during minicamp.

Pagano said Luck's role will be to "just observe" and offered no timetable for the quarterback to begin throwing. The coach did say Luck will be on a "pitch count" once he begins his throwing program. While there still does not seem to be much concern about Week 1, this looks like an injury which will linger into camp.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The bucs always seem to have a super jacked RB who can't do poo poo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







something named Mose Frazier threw a punch at Luke kuechly today and is apparently already cut.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







best shape of his career, something to prove, etc

quote:

Speaking Thursday, Cam Newton said he took his down 2016 personally, and that this season is "not just another year."

"I can't let that happen again. Ever," Newton said. "I just want to get my swag back." Newton admitted the experience was "humbling." Newton said he locked in earlier than usual in the offseason, and that it's one of the reasons he reported to camp lighter. He also said he has no plans to stop running. "That's my edge. You going to expect a lion not to roar?" Newton's attitude is in the right place. Now he needs to clean up his accuracy, especially in the short-passing game, which figures to be a greater emphasis this year.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Take away the stupid bracelets and I don't think that's a bad look.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







people on carolinahuddle are arguing that christian mccaffery doesn't die on this play live action

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







RumbleFish posted:

Here's hoping we cut Ben Boulware.

No we need him to sexually assault falcons

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Belichick already benched Kony Ealy and banned him from practice yesterday

lol

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







zimbomonkey posted:

In other news i guess taylor Moton hasn't looked great in drills so far so... no one wins?

curtis samuel blew out his hammy and corn elder has a patella stress fracture so he probably won't play anything meaningful this year.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lets see how CMC is doing in pass protection



oh

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

McCaffery could very well suck, but it won't be because of his pass pro

there are many reasons CMC is gonna suck

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







BlindSite posted:

You're just sad your not the most jacked white dude in a panthers jersey anymore.

i mean kuechly exists

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers OTs are going to be great this year

https://twitter.com/PanthersMax/status/891301034743779329

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this is against shaq thompson btw

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







zimbomonkey posted:

look out fiz, you're dangerously close to being perceived as possibly complimenting our great white hope.

lol his ACLs aren't long for this world

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol he dropped a pass so he hit the juggs machine

https://twitter.com/PanthersBill/status/891690001611804672

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







can't flack the hack!

quote:

Jets GM Mike Maccagnan said Christian Hackenberg made "good progress" this offseason.

The sophomore has been working with QBs coach Jeremy Bates to correct some of his mechanical flaws, and the MMQB's Albert Breer reported the Jets were happy with Hackenberg's progress following the offseason program. Still, Maccagnan said he is eager to see how the quarterback performs during the preseason. Even if Josh McCown wins the job Week 1, the smart money is on Hackenberg making starts this year.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

Tyreek Hill
Larry Johnson
Justin Cox
Jovan Belcher
Eric Berry beat cancer
Travis Kelce abuses Mary Jane
Andy Reid beat anorexia

to be fair to belcher i don't think he ever beat her.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

I don't know, what did you look forward to in Raiders seasons pre-Carr?


The draft?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

How is Brandin Cooks as a player? Steve Smith except a step below?

A better tavon Austin.

No one is steve smith

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Haha, I meant him having a similar playstyle and as a potential Hall of very good. SS is going to HOF right?

Cooks is going to do less well on the pats than saints simply because the patriots won't need 50 points a game every week.

He'll still do well.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







One of these players is half a foot taller than the other.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

That was a super lovely pass

big dick derek anderson

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







He can't be tackled or covered one on one.

https://twitter.com/panthersbill/status/892748964881190912

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/stevereedap/status/892793108882231296

:thunk:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if CMC gets the ball with room to maneuver it's over

unfortunately cam will be launching the ball 10 rows into the seats because he has no touch at all

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sorry <squints> zeek bigger

https://twitter.com/CarolinaHuddle/status/892855521799057408

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








high pointing the ball during tip ball drills.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








god gently caress tom brady so hard

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Btw cam has dead arm and has t thrown in a few days. It's probably just precautionary.

Matt Kalil is trash and Curtis Samuel is a walking soft tissue injury.

https://twitter.com/stevereedap/status/89311835826209178

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

Iirc ACL tears are pretty easy to diagnose so maybe it's another partial tear and they're just trying to see how bad it is? Or maybe a really bad sprain?

The fact that it's taking forever should be I guess semi-comforting?

they wouldn't announce it until he had the mri.

practice facilities generally don't have one.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MrLogan posted:

I wonder if Amerson or Smith will be cut (traded?) next year to make room for Mack's extension. One isn't surviving after drafting Conley.

Amerson can come home.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lol ted ginn is the saints number two receiver what a bizarre set of offensive players they have this year.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Forever_Peace posted:

Guys I'm sad that Malcolm Mitchell is still buried on the depth chart because he might be the first decent receiver we've drafted in quite a while.

https://twitter.com/RochieWBZ/status/895014938795749376

you motherfuckers don't deserve him

also something something monkey's paw...

quote:

NJ Advance Media's Connor Hughes reports Austin Seferian-Jenkins "has dominated" at Jets camp.

Seferian-Jenkins was widely considered the best offensive player on the team in spring practices, and that has carried over into training camp with the pads on. He's been winning all of his one-on-ones and looks like a "legitimate offensive weapon" for a Jets squad that needs them. Though suspended for the first two games, ASJ has a real chance to lead this offense in targets the final 14 weeks.

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