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attn cspam, president donald john trump needs our help. you may have seen this tweet here: https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/868209754027503618 obviously something this horrible cant be allowed to happen. lets use this thread to help president trump get past his lawyers so he can perform the vital presidential function of posting on twitter. donald trump please post in this thread here are a few methods to get us started: -pretend to read a book but actually use it to hide your phone while you tweet -harass your lawyers on twitter until they block you then you can tweet as much as you want without them knowing -pretend to launch the nukes then tweet while theyre distracted
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May 27, 2017 04:20
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buy two phones, give ur lawyers your normal phone when you go to the toilet, to prove how committed you are, but in the toilet you whip out your other phone
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May 27, 2017 04:34
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rudatron posted:buy two phones, give ur lawyers your normal phone when you go to the toilet, to prove how committed you are, but in the toilet you whip out your other phone They'd catch on as, due to his diet, he normally only shits two times a week max, and when it comes to pissing, well...
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May 27, 2017 04:38
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print out your tweets and eat them, then when you go to the bathroom you'll poo poo them out. they'll end up on sa instead of twitter but thats all we care about anyway
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May 27, 2017 04:44
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If tweet'n'poo poo won't work, then give that second phone to someone you can trust, pass them notes, and let them tweet for you while you are in full view of your lawyers. Also if you look at twitter later and your tweet hasn't been sent out, then that person is a member of the opposition and is one of the leaks on your staff.
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May 27, 2017 09:17
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Have close family members/aides purchase hundreds of inexpensive burner phones and preset the Twitter login. You are a wealthy man in this scenario—money is no object. Use the phones clandestinely, only in the presence of trusted sons and daughters. Hide phones in your diaper and dispose of them while changing. You will go through thousands of phones in a year to be certain, but get this—no one will know how you're doing it, and no one will be know how to stop you. You are the capital P President
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May 27, 2017 18:16
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Post but under the POTUS brand which they're not looking out for
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May 27, 2017 20:21
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someone needs to introduce trump to shitposting because he'd be all over that.
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May 27, 2017 22:37
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May 28, 2017 01:00
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portrait of dorian gray realness trump walked in, and it was all ova' from there 
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