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i don't throw cigarette butts out my car window
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May 27, 2017 09:23
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- Adbot
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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I tap on the hood of my car during winter months to alert chilling cats that I'm about to start the car
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May 27, 2017 14:22
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- Ultra Spoot
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Someone told me they really like the band Saliva once and I didn't even shame them
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May 27, 2017 15:18
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- Macnult
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I refill the brita every time I use it
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May 27, 2017 15:21
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- Majuju
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I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
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I tip the pizza delivery guy, even when there's a delivery charge
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May 27, 2017 16:02
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I put the chips I want to eat in a bowl, instead of eating them directly out of the bag.
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May 27, 2017 20:12
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Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.
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I type out my saucy post liting someone the heck up then delete it because it's not worth it.
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May 27, 2017 22:28
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"It's all about the poo poo you don't post"
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May 27, 2017 22:36
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Do you know how many people I haven't killed over the course of a lifetime? It's a lot. Billions.
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May 28, 2017 00:02
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- Robot Made of Meat
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prepositions are words I seldom end sentences with.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 28, 2017 01:17
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Do you know how many people I haven't killed over the course of a lifetime? It's a lot. Billions.
I haven't had sex with almost all of them either. I know that may seem old-fashioned in this day and age, but my wife seems to appreciate it.
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May 28, 2017 01:24
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- Sensual Simian
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summer jorts
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i am patient.
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May 28, 2017 03:03
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- Macnult
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"It's all about the poo poo you don't post"
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May 28, 2017 03:27
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- TrixRabbi
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Time for a little robot chauvinism!
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I tip the pizza delivery guy, even when there's a delivery charge
this is good cause the delivery charge does not go to the driver
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May 28, 2017 20:06
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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didn't pee on the toilet seat today
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May 29, 2017 03:09
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whenever I pick up carryout, I don't tip, but I always wonder afterwards if i should have.
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May 29, 2017 16:44
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I always remember to ask "Hey do we need any essentials like butter or salt? I'm going to the store so let me know." I won't check for myself, but I do ask.
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May 30, 2017 03:32
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- Darkman Fanpage
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i dont call people racial slurs (usually)
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May 30, 2017 04:47
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- Macnult
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patience
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May 30, 2017 07:38
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My less then virtuous quality is getting more annoyed then I should when someone else does not put a new bag in after taking out the trash. It's the obvious next step!
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May 30, 2017 07:40
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- Sensual Simian
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summer jorts
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May 30, 2017 11:22
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I call people Racial Slurs if that happens to be their name, but first I confirm that they're not actually saying "Rachel."
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May 30, 2017 18:45
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alcoholism is not a joking matter
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May 31, 2017 02:32
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live slow, die whenevs
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When ppl inappropriately yield to me on the road I pretend I don't see them so they continue following the normal road procedures.
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May 31, 2017 14:50
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live slow, die whenevs
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this is good cause the delivery charge does not go to the driver
Sometimes it does though. Jimmy John's for instance goes to the driver. At least it did when I worked there like 10 years ago.
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May 31, 2017 14:51
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i used my turn signal today
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May 31, 2017 15:05
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live slow, die whenevs
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i used my turn signal today
tyfys
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May 31, 2017 16:28
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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I usually take care not to have glaring spelling errors in my posts.
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May 31, 2017 16:32
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- FutonForensic
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whenever i rob a bank in big heist, i leave behind a quantity of nuts and berries equal in value to whatever i pilfer
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May 31, 2017 17:00
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- vanisher
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I service my car at routine intervals
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May 31, 2017 17:16
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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whenever I pick up carryout, I don't tip, but I always wonder afterwards if i should have.
I thought I was the only one who wondered this!
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May 31, 2017 20:12
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- a fragile ego
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i brush my teeth once a week so my friends dont have to smell my stank breath
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Jun 1, 2017 01:16
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- slowm
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live slow, die whenevs
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I thought I was the only one who wondered this!
I do 10% if they're nice/helpful and seem like they actually served a purpose.
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Jun 1, 2017 14:45
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- Adbot
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May 8, 2024 03:31
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- LP0 ON FIRE
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beep boop
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i try to use a little bit less tape than other people
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