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i don't throw cigarette butts out my car window

# ? May 27, 2017 09:23

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Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

I tap on the hood of my car during winter months to alert chilling cats that I'm about to start the car

# ? May 27, 2017 14:22

Ultra Spoot

Someone told me they really like the band Saliva once and I didn't even shame them

# ? May 27, 2017 15:18

Macnult

I refill the brita every time I use it

# ? May 27, 2017 15:21

Majuju: I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

I tip the pizza delivery guy, even when there's a delivery charge

# ? May 27, 2017 16:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I make sure the person behind me doesn't end up face-planting the door I just went through as it closes by holding it for a few seconds

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# ? May 27, 2017 19:39

Plebian Parasite

I put the chips I want to eat in a bowl, instead of eating them directly out of the bag.

# ? May 27, 2017 19:41

precision: by VideoGames

Plebian Parasite posted:

I put the chips I want to eat in a bowl, instead of eating them directly out of the bag.

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# ? May 27, 2017 20:12

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I type out my saucy post liting someone the heck up then delete it because it's not worth it.

# ? May 27, 2017 22:28

precision: by VideoGames

"It's all about the poo poo you don't post"

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# ? May 27, 2017 22:36

TOOT BOOT

Do you know how many people I haven't killed over the course of a lifetime? It's a lot. Billions.

# ? May 28, 2017 00:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I rarely make change for a $10 bill when the collection plate comes my way

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# ? May 28, 2017 00:13

Robot Made of Meat

prepositions are words I seldom end sentences with.

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# ? May 28, 2017 01:17

google THIS

TOOT BOOT posted:

Do you know how many people I haven't killed over the course of a lifetime? It's a lot. Billions.

I haven't had sex with almost all of them either. I know that may seem old-fashioned in this day and age, but my wife seems to appreciate it.

# ? May 28, 2017 01:24

Sensual Simian: summer jorts

i am patient.

# ? May 28, 2017 03:03

Macnult

precision posted:

"It's all about the poo poo you don't post"

# ? May 28, 2017 03:27

Plebian Parasite

i smile on occasion

# ? May 28, 2017 04:17

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Majuju posted:

I tip the pizza delivery guy, even when there's a delivery charge

this is good cause the delivery charge does not go to the driver

# ? May 28, 2017 20:06

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

didn't pee on the toilet seat today

# ? May 29, 2017 03:09

google THIS

whenever I pick up carryout, I don't tip, but I always wonder afterwards if i should have.

# ? May 29, 2017 16:44

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

I always remember to ask "Hey do we need any essentials like butter or salt? I'm going to the store so let me know." I won't check for myself, but I do ask.

# ? May 30, 2017 03:32

Plebian Parasite

sometimes i'm like: gonna stop at mcdonalds on the way home from work

BUT THEN IM LIKE: nah i should eat better, i'll stop at chipotle

# ? May 30, 2017 03:39

Darkman Fanpage

i dont call people racial slurs (usually)

# ? May 30, 2017 04:47

Twenty Four

TrixRabbi posted:

this is good cause the delivery charge does not go to the driver

Exactly what I was going to say, unless its some unusual mom and pop place. Tipping a delivery driver is just tipping someone who works for tips, like a server, who also has to pay for gas, pay for vehicle maitenence, etc and typically makes less then minimum wage server wages these days.

My mundane virtue is always putting a new bag in when taking out the trash.

My less then virtuous quality is getting more annoyed then I should when someone else does not put a new bag in after taking out the trash. It's the obvious next step!

# ? May 30, 2017 07:34

Macnult

patience

# ? May 30, 2017 07:38

Macnult

Twenty Four posted:

My less then virtuous quality is getting more annoyed then I should when someone else does not put a new bag in after taking out the trash. It's the obvious next step!