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I just bought a big sack of oversized tangerines from a swarthy gentleman down the street. How many mandarins do you think a person could eat in a day? How many could you eat? discuss
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May 30, 2017 18:14
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None, because I don't have any oranges.
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May 30, 2017 18:18
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Orange you glad we're not eating bananas?
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May 30, 2017 18:20
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Orange you glad we're not eating bananas? http://puu.sh/w5HTh/12b5beee08.mp3
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May 30, 2017 18:29
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Great question op, unsure on oranges specifically put I buy grapefruit from Costco and put them down like by the bag. I think perhaps we need more logistics, how big the 'ranges we talking about?
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May 30, 2017 18:29
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I was expecting a photoshop tbh.
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May 30, 2017 18:33
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I can eat like 5 cuties.
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May 30, 2017 18:37
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Does it have to be orally?
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May 30, 2017 18:41
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death by citric acid overdose
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May 30, 2017 18:41
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additional death by excessive fiber consumption
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May 30, 2017 18:41
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Great question op, unsure on oranges specifically put I buy grapefruit from Costco and put them down like by the bag. I think perhaps we need more logistics, how big the 'ranges we talking about? They have some heft, filling a man's grasp with relative ease. Swoler oranges undoubtedly exist
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May 30, 2017 18:44
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o o on the 'range where the peel adds to an entree where never is squeezed a juice that does not please and the seeds are cast all away
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May 30, 2017 19:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Orange you glad we're not eating bananas? 
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May 30, 2017 19:28
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I'm working on the answer right now, OP. So far I'm at 7 cuties. I'm feeling a little sick, but I'm not a pussy so I'll keep trudging through.
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May 30, 2017 19:47
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Like 2. 3 without the peels. 
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May 30, 2017 19:55
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like 2. 3 without the peels. 
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May 30, 2017 20:03
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shut the gently caress up, putty Op, I could eat an entire bag of tangerines in a day. probably more.
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May 30, 2017 20:10
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numberoneposter posted:nice avatar Yeah lookin dapper. 
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May 30, 2017 20:12
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I'm pretty bad at peeling oranges, which I think is going to be the limiting factor here. There's probably nothing in oranges that's gonna hurt you if you eat "too many" of them, so it's between peeling time and how soon you're gonna get sick of them. Probably I'd get sick of eating oranges after the fourth one, but I'm also an idiot who likes doing dumb poo poo for glory, so I'm pretty sure I could muscle through it. I'd say a reasonable estimate is around 2.5 oranges per hour, for me. That's enough time to peel them in a leisurely fashion, ensuring that I don't get enraged by the devilish fruit skin and give up. Even the best orange eaters need a full night's sleep, so that puts me right at approximately 40 oranges in a 24 hour period.
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May 30, 2017 20:16
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I save a lot of time just drink orangina juice hmm all sweet and sticky
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May 30, 2017 20:19
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm pretty bad at peeling oranges, which I think is going to be the limiting factor here. There's probably nothing in oranges that's gonna hurt you if you eat "too many" of them, so it's between peeling time and how soon you're gonna get sick of them. Probably I'd get sick of eating oranges after the fourth one, but I'm also an idiot who likes doing dumb poo poo for glory, so I'm pretty sure I could muscle through it. I'd say a reasonable estimate is around 2.5 oranges per hour, for me. That's enough time to peel them in a leisurely fashion, ensuring that I don't get enraged by the devilish fruit skin and give up. Even the best orange eaters need a full night's sleep, so that puts me right at approximately 40 oranges in a 24 hour period. Definitely the skin seems to be the "X factor" when it comes to oranges/tangerines/sanguinellas. If they come off in like two or three pieces HELL YEAH like welcome to the rind zone
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May 30, 2017 20:48
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Son of Rodney posted:I save a lot of time just drink orangina juice 
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May 30, 2017 20:51
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I could probably eat one orange
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May 30, 2017 21:25
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oranges only a few. Clementines? 2 crates
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May 30, 2017 22:35
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no dont you'll get mud butt and destroy your teeth
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May 30, 2017 23:21
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I once ate 3 lb of cherries in an afternoon.
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May 30, 2017 23:23
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goatface posted:I once ate 3 lb of cherries in an afternoon. rip ur butt
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May 30, 2017 23:23
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Nah, I was fine. The time I ate a big bag of dried apricots was the gutfucker.
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May 30, 2017 23:26
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One or two. Everything in moderation. Mandarins are nice.
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May 30, 2017 23:27
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How many oranges can you eat in a day IN THAILAND?????
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May 30, 2017 23:28
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Psycho Society posted:Definitely the skin seems to be the "X factor" when it comes to oranges/tangerines/sanguinellas. If they come off in like two or three pieces HELL YEAH like welcome to the rind zone Now, if I had some sort of dedicated peeler to help in this attempt, hoo boy the sky's the limit!
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May 30, 2017 23:31
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Yeah I could go for an orange
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May 31, 2017 00:29
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Yeah I could probably subsist on clementines I've never tried to peel one of those hefty oranges; seems gnarly and sort of unhygienic mixing the stuff under your finger nails with the tender orange meat (no offense intended to anybody). Then again some people eat the booty juice and drink Jon Pop's pee pee and maybe their immune systems are all the better for it, idk friend
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May 31, 2017 00:35
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myDad posted:Yeah I could go for an orange
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May 31, 2017 00:37
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goatface posted:I once ate 3 lb of cherries in an afternoon. Haha diarrhea city! 
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May 31, 2017 01:42
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I am unable to eat like a normal human so I just grab the oraganes from the weekly fruit delivery and own the gently caress out of them like some sort of fruit vampire
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May 31, 2017 02:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Orange you glad we're not eating bananas? Why not both? 
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May 31, 2017 12:28
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Op likes undersized seedy orange balls in their mouth, big shocker
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May 31, 2017 12:30
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they're seedless though
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May 31, 2017 12:46
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