SirKibbles posted:

I for one can't wait for Square to run one of their new IPs straight into the ground. Going to be talking about Life/Strange final remix the Hellaing in like 5 years.

Lurdiak posted:

I have thousands of hours of video footage of people blaming others for losing at fighting games.

Lurdiak posted:

I'm pretty sure that's worse.

precision posted:

better than usual, honestly. i'm just really bad at reading intent over the internet, especially from people who are probably a good 10 or 20 years younger than me. my earliest internet experiences were characterized - perhaps atypically - by an almost obscene level of sincerity and openness.

LONG BORING PRECISION STORY INCOMING JUST SKIP IT

see, my first real internet experience (aside from some BBS games or whatever, which i didn't find engaging) was a chat room for a local multi-line BBS (this was at the time extremely novel, being that this was before the internet even had a browser). what made it work was that it functioned - by design or by accident i don't honestly know - as an easy place to get ahold of multiple people at once and be like "who wants to go to dennys". everyone was who they were, nobody put up an online persona because we saw each other daily or weekly. shitlords, edgelords, assholes, all got weeded out very fast because there was a very strong emphasis on the "right, let's actually hang out together and not just putter around in our rooms all night" aspect to it. so that probably explains a lot. maybe. i dunno man, i worked my rear end off and danced my rear end off (in that order) last night so today i'm just a bit worn out.

Guy Mann posted:

The world is a horrible place but the fact that David Lynch is on TV against almost makes up for it all.

The White Dragon posted:

i never liked david lynch and i dislike him even more now

Lurdiak posted:

Are the worst people in the world still planning to boycott the game for not having as much tiddy as skullgirls?

FirstAidKite posted:

What do you mean?

Quest For Glory II posted:

The Battleborn Free Trial is a whole new way to experience Battleborn without having to pay a dime. The Free Trial encompasses UNLIMITED Competitive Multiplayer play, including access to all four competitive multiplayer modes, a rotating roster of free playable heroes, and the same character and account growth and progression you would find in the full game.

lol how is it that they manage to gently caress up every single part of the failed game manifesto

Lurdiak posted:

Roll the baby instead of dice.

PantsBandit posted:

I want to be able to watch the new season of Twin Peaks so I'm finally taking the plunge and trying to get through season 2. 22 episodes of varying quality is an intimidating concept though.

PantsBandit posted:

Am I going to miss anything super important if I look up "worst episodes of season 2" and just skip those? I understand that there are a lot of callbacks in the new stuff but I don't generally see the value in spending hours on end watching something I don't enjoy.

FirstAidKite posted:

But does it have flare revolvers and the ability to let you play as a british royal guard?

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The Colonel posted:

return to castle wolfenstein is pretty good but i feel like it's peaked out early on, all of the harder enemies in this just kind of get progressively more annoying to deal with and it's really saved by how ridiculously overpowered some of the guns are

The Colonel posted:

https://files.catbox.moe/zthlj2.mp4

CJacobs posted:

Thankfully you don't have to be actually fat to be fat, dumb, and happy. I'm pretty sure only cats are required to be fat to be that, according to my grandma.

Lurdiak posted:

You don't have to be a dick all the time you know. It's ok to take a break.

glam rock hamhock posted:

Indie developers: I know you have experience in the industry and think it'll be easier but please stop trying for 3D graphics unless you really have an idea of how you're going to use them.

basalt posted:

How does everyone go about meeting well-adjusted people to play multi-player games with? Or are you expected to adjust to the constant hostility if you don't have a group of friends available to play with you? I've lost count of the number of times I went to send a friend request to someone after a rousing duel in Dark Souls only to discover something horrifying about them. In games with text-based chat my interactions often begin and end with people using hateful slurs. My personal experiences combined with the gaming community's questionable reputation have made me increasingly anxious to the point where I'm concerned I've become too sensitive, but at the same time, I don't want to spend my spare time with people who get their jollies from disparaging various minority groups. It may just be that video games are something I'll have to enjoy on my own.

I know I probably sound spineless, and a comedy forum largely born from a shared interest in making fun of people may be the worst place to ask something like this, but I really have no idea where else to go. Nobody I know in real life has enough interest in video games to have any sort of opinion about this.

precision posted:

nah none of them are more than that, or "move 1 or 2 wooden planks". i wouldn't even call them puzzles since the thing you need is always right next to where you need to put it.

why isn't Overwatch F2P yet?

precision posted:

I played the beta of Overwatch and it felt super bare bones and kind of not very fun

Saint Freak posted:

Don't you see, darling Roberts, glorious Roberts? It's so simple. STEP ONE: We find the worst game ever made, a surefire flop. STEP TWO: I raise a billion bucks. Lots of autistic gamers out there. STEP THREE: You go back to work on the books, two of them - one for the government, one for us. You can do it, Roberts; you're a wizard! STEP FOUR: We open on Steam. And before you can say STEP FIVE, we *close* on Steam! STEP SIX: We take our billion bucks and fly to *Rio!*

Cowcaster posted:

paying $80 for games that are literally over 20 years old, even for a lot of them at once, is pretty insulting while steam summer sale is currently happening

Guy Mann posted:

Lazy Town was my first real exposure to the fact that pedophiles are distressingly common online with the that way dudes would openly drool over the pink-haired girl and make "ironic" pedobear memes but it's hard to fault the wacky scandanavian gymnasts who just wanted to get kids to exercise for that.

CJacobs posted:

I've met every romantic partner I've ever had (male and female) through a shared interest in video games so what now bithc