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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The generations responsible for pogs and pet rocks being really mad about fidget spinners will never not be funny.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

IT'S TAIL TIME

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYHXUylYJy8

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is YouTube Ads Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Install Adblock Like Nigga Block Your Scripts Haha

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Do they make Adblock for the YouTube Android app

Firefox for Android lets you install add-ons including ad blockers an while Google took adblock off of the Google Play store you can still download it from their site. Granted it's kind of pain because you have mess with ports and poo poo but it's still there.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I had no idea SilvaGunner started uploading again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-_hHl_i1mw

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Life Is Hella Strange

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I thought the final battle of Mother 3 was pretty underwhelming, like I beat it and then I was expecting for the actual final dungeon to open up but instead the game just ended.

I think one of my personal favorite JRPG finales was Skies of Arcadia, Ramirez himself was just a lame Sephiroth wanna-be but the lead up to him was cool because the first real dungeon in the game is you fighting through ruins full of corroded, barely-functioning machines and then the final dungeon is you seeing them shiny and new at peak fighting capacity.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Say what you will about Kingdom Hearts, the final battle in two was amazingly nutso in the best possible way. Like, you fight an entire living city/spaceship with some shmup sequences to break up the final boss' zillion different forms/costume changes and then at the end you have to deflect ten thousand lasers to survive. It takes a half hour to play through even if you're fully prepared and you're basically breaking the controller by the end of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vocDalCY8c

Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 3, 2017

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax


The world is a horrible place but the fact that David Lynch is on TV against almost makes up for it all.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
My dad dropped out of the new season of Twin Peaks thirty minutes into the first episode because he "didn't know what was happening" which just made me sad. :sigh:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msMehuZo3x8

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Quest For Glory II posted:

i dont remember that episode of House MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJNlU-Re_U

No one is immune from Dr. House's biting zingers!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Everything is awful and it's our own fault.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZbn4nPPMkk

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

In Training posted:

Who can forget the lonely pomme frites

Croque Monsieur

Mr. Crunchy :3:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

BigRed0427 posted:

Yo, how come i'm just finding out Gaymer X East 2017 had started a kickstarter like, weeks ago and it might not get funded at this rate. I was looking forward to going. :(

After Read Only Memories nobody wants to give them more money.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Even by the standards of the Phillips CDi and 90s FMV games in general, an FMV minigolf game is an astoundingly terrible idea on just about every level. And that's without the added albatross of Eugene Levy shouting out dad jokes every five seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z2QYsK-kFk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-tiK7fkTE

Looper posted:

they should take the opportunity to give advance wars another shot, imo

Scuttlebutt is that if Nintendo ever makes another Advance Wars game it will have the dating sim bullshit that has taken over Fire Emblem which pretty much kills any interest I have in the idea.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
My gaming PC died about a month ago and since then I've been doing a Ship of Theseus thing where I've steadily replaced almost every single part one at a time and it's still not working. I'm at the point where I'm so tired of fiddling with it that I'd just be happy to pay a repair shop but there's basically no dedicated PC places where I live. :sigh:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-dMLLUUsjw

I can't decide whether this is Volition realizing too late that they should have just made another Saints Row game or hoping that they can distract people from the lukewarm gameplay of Agents of Mayhem by dangling Gat in front of everyone like so many jangling car keys in front of an infant. Either way this just makes me sad and embarassed for their sake.

Mak0rz posted:

"I AM ODIN. THE ALLFATHER OF THE AESIR AND GOD OF WAR, KNOWLEDGE, AND WISDOM. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?"

"I need you to gently caress up that tree."

"..."

"There's rats in it!"

Odin showing up when you fight Seifer towards the end of FFVIII was a really great joke, both for the idea that through sheer dumb luck the randomized instant-win summon had appeared during a boss fight and the punchline of Seifer just destroying him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULbG7Aa0aEw

Help Im Alive posted:

BBBB (bring back buck bumble)

Only if the entire soundtrack is whatever the gently caress genre of music the title track for the original game was.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

I think Agents of Mayhem was just really poorly advertised because I watched 3 trailers of it and I still have no idea what kind of game it is, what the setting is about, or who the bad guys are.

From the previews I've read it's basically Crackdown only instead of super-powered cops you're a bunch of smirking GI Joes with 'tude who flip off the camera whilst unloading entire clips into unflinching robot enemies a la Borderlands.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

Hey, the guy voicing Johnny Gat says it's his favorite role ever because he's an asian who doesn't fall into any of the tired stereotypes and is a badass without being a karateman, so if Volition wants to give him more work, I won't complain.

I guess that's the one thing I can't fault them for with going back to the Johnny Gat well for the third time, since Agents of Mayhem is actually set in Seoul and Daniel Dae Kim is of South Korean heritage.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

babypolis posted:

thats what makes it worse

It was really funny how when Wendy's was laying off employees and replacing them with automated kiosks all the internet cared about was sexualizing their mascot because of Funny Marketing Tweets.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Someone should make a kickstarter to make the Rap Rabbit guys and the Toejam and Earl guys have to perform in front of actual black American rappers.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The name Pacifica Ocean just really bugs me. And then the game is like, isn't it ironic that she's actually not peaceful at all!?

I never actually played Peace Walker so it just reminds me of Gravity Falls. Only Pacifica Northwest was a much better name and goof than Pacifica Ocean,

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

precision posted:

The new twin peaks is ridiculously good

It's actually kind of insane that there are still 13 hours more to go

HelloooOOOooo!!!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I hope you enjoy this small tiling Metroid I made. Peace


This makes me wish screensavers were still a thing.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
The dude was old enough to have worked in radio but was still doing pretty good at Twitter in his final years, he had a hell of a career.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Imagine being so terrified of your own mortality and humanity that you would rather be indignant at people being sad when a famous person dies and try to rationalize away their feelings as insincere or unwarranted instead of accepting them.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Saint Freak posted:

You should probably start mentally preparing yourself for Stan Lee too.

Everyone knows that Steve Ditko was actually the one responsible for Stan Lee's death.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2zLix7wG1o&t=952s

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Looper posted:

man the kingdom hearts art style don't look too good in HD

It's kind of sad that one of the gimmicks the PS2 version of KH2 pushed was the fact that there were a few parts where they were able to render armies of hundreds of enemies onscreen but a decade later KH3 looks like it has the same small areas and clusters of enemies,

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-420lBbaRkM

I really like the direction Polygon is taking their E3 video coverage in this year.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The White Dragon posted:

yes now they just hire fat gross guys who make ron jeremy look like a bronzed roman god in comparison as spokespeople

EA's CEO looks like a Batman villain.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
XBOX RACECAR

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

CJacobs posted:

Oh my god. It abberviates to XBOX.

X
Box
One
X

gently caress off Microsoft.

Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jun 11, 2017

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

FirstAidKite posted:

So what does this X stand for?


Xvid

Divx

Directx again

The directxbox one directx

It stands for XBOX, it's recursive.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Fuckbox 1080p Tiddy

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

precision posted:

My face when I suddenly realize that there is inevitably going to be a movie about the Minecraft story :stonklol:

Hopefully not until Masters of Doom is made as a prestigious Oscar-bait biopic.

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I wish Devolver could focus that energy into actually making good games again instead of just shamelessly ripping off whatever indie game is currently popular only with more blood and pixels.

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