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now that i have begun to sleep for only 2 hours a day (spread out across six 20 minute naps every 4 hours) i have begun to achieve infinitely more in life: - I have received a 50 cent raise, from 10/hr to 10.50/hr, at my job (home depot) - For the first time i have flipped an over easy egg without breaking the yolk - I am God I ask that Everyone here try this new and exciting sleep schedule and tell me your results |
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Father posted:now that i have begun to sleep for only 2 hours a day (spread out across six 20 minute naps every 4 hours) i have begun to achieve infinitely more in life: Where in Home Depot do you sleep, I like the mulch bags in fall/winter (gulf Coast texas) but I find most departments uncomfortable in the spring/summer... ? |
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May 31, 2017 23:48
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Hugh Malone posted:Where in Home Depot do you sleep, I like the mulch bags in fall/winter (gulf Coast texas) but I find most departments uncomfortable in the spring/summer... ? you gotta follow that random bird that's always flying around the store to its nest, they always know the primo napping spots |
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Jun 1, 2017 00:48
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Hugh Malone posted:Where in Home Depot do you sleep, I like the mulch bags in fall/winter (gulf Coast texas) but I find most departments uncomfortable in the spring/summer... ? Since i work in the garden my DS is extremely lax and usually too busy to notice me sneaking to the break room/computer cubicles to sleep |
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Jun 1, 2017 01:09
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another way to give yourself a raise: run really really fast, like keep accelerating. due to time dilation, the time you experience will be shorter than the time your boss and time clock experiences. you'll be getting paid for extra hours without having to live them!
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Manifisto posted:another way to give yourself a raise: run really really fast, like keep accelerating. due to time dilation, the time you experience will be shorter than the time your boss and time clock experiences. you'll be getting paid for extra hours without having to live them! Ah yes, i saw that on The suite life of zach and cody Ive just woken up from my nap, once again refreshed for the next 4 hours. As always i can hear the voices of my ancestors congratulating me |
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Jun 1, 2017 20:37
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google THIS posted:you gotta follow that random bird that's always flying around the store to its nest, they always know the primo napping spots  did not realize that everyone's Home Depot has that bird
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Jun 2, 2017 02:25
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good job on finally learning how to cook an egg op 
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Jun 2, 2017 04:00
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cda posted:
The hardware store bird is one hardware store bird, and all hardware store birds. He is both ancient and timeless. He sees all, knows all, saves more, does more, and never stops improving. |
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Jun 2, 2017 14:52
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google THIS posted:The hardware store bird is one hardware store bird, and all hardware store birds. He is both ancient and timeless. He sees all, knows all, saves more, does more, and never stops improving. |
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Jun 2, 2017 19:47
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Father posted:now that i have begun to sleep for only 2 hours a day (spread out across six 20 minute naps every 4 hours) Does spreading out the naps keep the elves from coming? They run out of the edges of your peripheral vision if you only get 2 hours of sleep and then try to wake up.
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Bacon Taco posted:Does spreading out the naps keep the elves from coming? They run out of the edges of your peripheral vision if you only get 2 hours of sleep and then try to wake up. you need sugar cubes with you when you sleep. the elves will see it, run to it instead of you, and then eat it. and then explode, since sugar is actually deadly poison to elves. just, um, don't tell the kiddies too much about that last part. it's a life experience everyone has to go through in the flesh. ---------------- |
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Jun 3, 2017 03:48
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Father posted:- For the first time i have flipped an over easy egg without breaking the yolk Woah... |
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Jun 5, 2017 03:22
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Been taking 20 second naps every 4 minutes followed by one tiny bite of a breakfast sandwich and now I can teleport |
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Jun 5, 2017 13:41
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I have reached a level where I am half asleep 24/7, simultaneously giving me more sleep and more wakefulness than anyone else! It's all about multitasking. |
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Jun 5, 2017 21:10
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Just presented my thesis on polyphasic sleep at uni today. Felt really great when i got a light applause and a pat on the back. Prof left a note recommending i see a doctor so i can show them how great ive been faring since i started my new sleep |
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Jun 6, 2017 21:10
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you're just a narcoleptic with a great circadian rhythm |
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Jun 10, 2017 09:58
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I like caffeine for its poop properties. I should say getting rid of everything (including vitamins or what not) and eat healthy for a month is you allowing your body to really help you out. I know, it's impossible. Zeluth fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jun 10, 2017 ---------------- |
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polywhatsis isn't real. trust me, I'm a doctor.
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