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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:snip
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:27 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 09:45 |
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Bunch of foreigners, coming in here, taking our (shitposting) jobs. Bloody disgrace.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:31 |
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I don't think you can go "gently caress all of you, I'm glad your poorest and most vulnerable will suffer" then get self-righteously indignant when someone tells you you're being an rear end in a top hat, tbh
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:32 |
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That's what they did with Greece, so there's definitely precedent.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:35 |
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After seeing Europol I'm starting to come round on this whole Brexit thing.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:39 |
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I think R. Mute posted:You spit in the face of all your neighbouring countries and of one of the largest trade blocks in the world - and let's face it, they hated your guts even beforehand. is a very accurate description of the situation. I'm not glad that Britain, as a nation, shot itself in the foot. But I don't think I'm mistaken in saying that everyone on the continent is acutely aware that that bullet was aimed at us and that you don't have to expect too much sympathy from the lich kings of Brussels.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:40 |
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You're posting that as if many of us were pro Brexit. Most of us are just resigned to our fate at this point, and just trying to make the most of a lovely situation; i.e. maybe we'll get a socialist government.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:42 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
I don't think I approve of Elton John being on the EU negotiating team tbh.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:44 |
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spectralent posted:I don't think you can go "gently caress all of you, I'm glad your poorest and most vulnerable will suffer" then get self-righteously indignant when someone tells you you're being an rear end in a top hat, tbh That's a loving pro title/av.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:45 |
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learnincurve posted:So I resisted getting a mobile phone till four years ago, but I still have to wonder just how you managed to not know what an iPhone/smartphone was? Is this one of those things where you live in some remote part of Scotland which is about 20 years behind everyone else? Ooh. I've got it. He's a member of the DUP
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:49 |
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R. Mute posted:This flood the Chunnel and wall up Ulster plan is starting to sound more and more appealing by the second. In our defence, the way we were planning to flood the Chunnel was also going to destroy Kent, one of our more disagreeable areas who would thoroughly deserve it. Ok and part of France too.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:51 |
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learnincurve posted:So I resisted getting a mobile phone till four years ago, but I still have to wonder just how you managed to not know what an iPhone/smartphone was? Is this one of those things where you live in some remote part of Scotland which is about 20 years behind everyone else? I was just thrifty and got the cheapest/dumbest smartphone i could, was pretty amazed at it. this new one is just ridiculously better. I just was not interested in having a smartphone until I realised that I could use it to play flac audio files. as far as mobiles go, I had a nokia brick in japan while everyone else was using bleepers/pagers. I'm just seriously out of phase with any technology that's not a watercooled "gaming" computer.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:51 |
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R. Mute posted:But I don't think I'm mistaken in saying that everyone on the continent is acutely aware that that bullet was aimed at us A leave campaign focused on the actual machinations of the EU apparatus would look a lot more like Tony Benn or Dennis Skinner's speeches than the flood of piss that we got.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:51 |
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Firos posted:You're posting that as if many of us were pro Brexit. Most of us are just resigned to our fate at this point, and just trying to make the most of a lovely situation; i.e. maybe we'll get a socialist government. I guess I saw some hope and decided it needed to be crushed.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:52 |
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On the other hand that's partly why I'm genuinely not sure what will happen if Corbyn gets in power, he's going to still pursue brexit but I think just having someone who isn't a complete raving idiot to talk to opens up the opportunity to negotiate far more than the tories will be able to do. Brexit is still stupid because it's "give me stuff or I'll shoot my other foot off" which was my main opposition to it, but I dunno, I can't really figure how much of the EU's current position is dictated by the tories being complete loving idiots.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:56 |
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OwlFancier posted:That's a loving pro title/av. It's probably the new funniest so far. Had a good giggle at the idea of confusing Edmonds with Gallagher.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:57 |
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Guavanaut posted:It wasn't though, that's the stupidest thing about the right wing leave campaigns. Entire talking points centered around non-EU member Turkey, about Sharia Law, about Syrian refugees, about laws that were made in the UK, about the ECtHR, about international treaties that would still be in place post any kind of Brexit barring full Juche hermit kingdom Brexit.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:58 |
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R. Mute posted:I know where most of you guys stand and any spite in my posts was just talking from the perspective of EU negotiators. I just feel like discussions like the one in the previous x pages about the possibilities of Brexit are prone to forgetting that it's not just down to whichever British camp gets into power. Unless you're going to ignore the referendum, Britain's hand has already been dealt. 90% of all ongoings surrounding Brexit within Britain at the moment is just meaningless posturing at this point. Eh, I think there's still going to be a difference in negotiations between Corbyn, who actually has a position and seems willing to talk in good faith, and Theresa May, whose idea of good negotiation tactics is to scream "DO WHAT I WANT OR I'LL poo poo MYSELF" over and over again
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:00 |
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forkboy84 posted:It's probably the new funniest so far. Had a good giggle at the idea of confusing Edmonds with Gallagher. Edmonds's face looks like the face of a man who's just been told that Noel Gallagher is the front man of Oasis after spending £400,000 to look like Noel Edmonds.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:01 |
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Is anyone here going to that big march in London tomorrow by the way?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:01 |
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Chucat posted:Is anyone here going to that big march in London tomorrow by the way? Nope, I'd rather eat a shitload of BBQ ribs and get ratarsed (30th birthday on Thursday so having a pissup)
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:04 |
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For one entire year, the official British government position has been that Brexit will happen. You don't even have a loving domestic opposition to it - you all agree that you're going to leave the union. The rest of us have been watching you a bit bemused, since if you're really planning to leave, why don't you loving do the work involved? You know, the nasty bits of policy, deciding which ones you're gonna gently caress over? Instead you continue doing month after month of bickering, changing your ministers and shadow ministers and shouting at each other in Parliament and what the gently caress is your plan? Because you know a bunch of your current secretaries were involved with the loving leave campaign, the whole idea of which was that someone else would do the work once the campaign was over. And what you're doing now looks an awful lot like that - you don't do the Brexit, you're just sitting around waiting for it to happen. It's loving disrespectful is what it is. Who's gonna take responsibility for it?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:04 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:For one entire year, the official British government position has been that Brexit will happen. You don't even have a loving domestic opposition to it - you all agree that you're going to leave the union. The rest of us have been watching you a bit bemused, since if you're really planning to leave, why don't you loving do the work involved? You know, the nasty bits of policy, deciding which ones you're gonna gently caress over? Instead you continue doing month after month of bickering, changing your ministers and shadow ministers and shouting at each other in Parliament and what the gently caress is your plan? Who the gently caress is "you"? There's not a single regular in this topic who voted for the shower of shits clowning about right now.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:06 |
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mfcrocker posted:Nope, I'd rather eat a shitload of BBQ ribs and get ratarsed (30th birthday on Thursday so having a pissup) lol at Brits talking about BBQ ribs
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:06 |
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Am I posting in a thread from this time last year? Where have all these idiots come from?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:06 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:For one entire year, the official British government position has been that Brexit will happen. You don't even have a loving domestic opposition to it - you all agree that you're going to leave the union. The rest of us have been watching you a bit bemused, since if you're really planning to leave, why don't you loving do the work involved? You know, the nasty bits of policy, deciding which ones you're gonna gently caress over? Instead you continue doing month after month of bickering, changing your ministers and shadow ministers and shouting at each other in Parliament and what the gently caress is your plan? Hi, I see you are new to British politics.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:07 |
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Maybe I'm just simplifying things to left vs. right too much here, but it seems weird that the common sense belief about why people voted brexit is still "moslems git" and not the bold lies about how brexit would reverse all the obscene NHS cuts and privatization and make everything work again. I mean the majority of Leave voters went Labour this election. I dont know, It just seems more plausible considering that the whole campaign to brexit started happening after Osbourne's fuckery started murdering shitloads of disabled people declared fit-to-work.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:08 |
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Just FYI, at most one of the UKMT regulars is, in fact, Theresa May. ...
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:08 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:For one entire year, the official British government position has been that Brexit will happen. You don't even have a loving domestic opposition to it - you all agree that you're going to leave the union. The rest of us have been watching you a bit bemused, since if you're really planning to leave, why don't you loving do the work involved? You know, the nasty bits of policy, deciding which ones you're gonna gently caress over? Instead you continue doing month after month of bickering, changing your ministers and shadow ministers and shouting at each other in Parliament and what the gently caress is your plan? lol don't get your herring all in a twist
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:10 |
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You're being very charitable if you're wondering what the Tories' plan is. That's predicated on a very big assumption.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:10 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:lol don't get your herring all in a twist I will pull up the Branchor and your stupid islands will float far away
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:12 |
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Neurolimal posted:Maybe I'm just simplifying things to left vs. right too much here, but it seems weird that the common sense belief about why people voted brexit is still "moslems git" and not the bold lies about how brexit would reverse all the obscene NHS cuts and privatization and make everything work again. I mean the majority of Leave voters went Labour this election. Immigration and border control came up repeatedly because the public at large thinks immigration is a resource drain that can be stemmed. Labour offered an entirely different narrative that still made clear the complaints of the working class in particular vz immigration were valid, in that there was a serious problem in Britain, but offered an achievable solution that the public were ready to accept; austerity is a murderous lie. e; oh and the massive rise in hate crime supports the position that the leave vote emboldened violent racists
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:14 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I will pull up the Branchor and your stupid islands will float far away I don't think the solution to the British Problem is to give us a mobile island. The Tories would immediately refortify the southern coastal batteries and find some archipelagos to raid.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:19 |
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David Davis, Secretary of DExEU posted:
This is your secretary in charge of exiting the EU, preparing to assign blame before negotiations have started.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:23 |
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OwlFancier posted:I don't think the solution to the British Problem is to give us a mobile island. TBF if they guaranteed equitable distribution of booty this would be an excellent foreign policy.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:24 |
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Does discovering that the UK government are actively malicious idiots hit everyone this hard?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:24 |
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Here's what we do, we just tell them what we want and if they don't give it to us, we'll blame them OwlFancier posted:Does discovering that the UK government are actively malicious idiots hit everyone this hard? I loving hope not because I'm calling an ambulance with the one finger my stroke failed to paralyze
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:26 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Here's what we do, we just tell them what we want and if they don't give it to us, we'll blame them David Davis is an odious cretin. Next question?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:28 |
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I mean if I have to spell it out, the tories have no plan, they chased brexit out of sheer populism and have no idea how to deliver on it, they've assigned a complete moron to lead the negotiations, and Theresa May's approach to anything difficult is to lock herself in a room and hide from it. The UK government are completely, mind numbingly stupid, and half of them actually think this is still 1850 and the British Empire is still as strong as it ever was and also that it was completely great, and most of the country probably agrees with them on both counts. And almost everybody in this thread is aware of this. We just can't actually do anything about it.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:29 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 09:45 |
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At this point I'm genuinely hoping that a few weeks from now David Davis comes back from negotiations all shook and just goes "I was wrong. We need to stop this."
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:31 |